Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Sailor Moon...

Mercurius Twin · Post by **Mercurius Twin** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:17 pm

Sailor V wrote:Cats with bandages on their heads usually have a Crescent Moon under the bandage.

Which they're quite self-conscious about, thinking people will see it as a 'bald spot'. Should you find such a cat, be sure not to use that term or it will likely try to claw your face off.

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:00 pm

A magic wand can have real magic in it.

Pink clouds give little girls.

To become a Princess, learn how to throw a disk.

When a cat transforms, two of her nipples disappear.

Demons decide to attack Japan more than any other country.

Lightweight · Post by **Lightweight** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:27 pm

- Become a bad guy! It's quite alright! Chances are the good guys will only try to turn you good again instead of kicking your butt and trying to kill you.

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:12 pm

Even when the toughest fight looks bad, a man in a Tux will appear to save you just when you need him the most.

Senshi_of_Vision · Post by **Senshi_of_Vision** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:48 pm

that for some strange reason if someone does not like the way my relationship is in a different country that myself and my partner will be made related, ie cousins or brothers...lol

Kohdok · Post by **Kohdok** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:41 am

I learned that if a valuable and important item I have is broken/lost/stops working, it will be quickly replaced with something better.

I learned that revealing that you know the true identities of your adversaries to your boss will usually get you killed. By your boss.

I learned that even if DiC cuts a scene from their anime dub, they can still make a trading card based on it.

I learned that there will always be a spot available for you to set up a store in a ploy to steal people's energy.

I learned that collateral damage doesn't really matter.

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:59 pm

I learned that people that give me business cards are not really into business.

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:15 am

Kohdok wrote:I learned that collateral damage doesn't really matter.

Only if you're a pissed-off princess with a magic crystal.

I learned that anything new is evil.

supersailorearth · Post by **supersailorearth** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:12 am

more:
-3 people that have mystical items in them can make a cup capable of destroying the world
- that same cup can be destroyed and then reaper later ( S then movie)
- all scepters appear from nowhere and fire hearts/light/rainbows and crescent moons out of the them if you know the right words
- in America you can be as inconsistent with those words as you like and still achieve the desired results
- the same scepters can allow you to make impossible poses and movements
- while all this is being done no enemy will think to attack you
- enemies don't learn from their mistakes
- little girls from the futures give you more power (even if you don't need it)
- no one in Tokyo questions why random buildings and areas are destroyed
- roses are stronger than energy balls, crystals, rocks, etc.
- no one recognizes you in sailor fukus with tiaras
- bad guys are too hasty
- the same bad guys will kill an incompetent slave even if he or she has valuable information like the enemies whereabouts or identities
- Queen Beryl means buisness (Jadeite and Zoicite)

Kohdok · Post by **Kohdok** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:32 pm

Today's Sailor-granted knowledge:

"Superior fortune tellers" always pick the middle card.

HighC · Post by **HighC** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:01 pm

Even if your only 14 you can leave a country and go to another just because your best friend is seeing the person you like.

If you and someone else's past lives were in love then you guys should be in love in your present lives as well.

Beware Store owners there usually evil and want your energy

Even if someone is 900 years old as long as their short and sound like a child there still consider a child and not a drawf with hormonal problems.

900 year old girls that appear to be 10 with pink hair are whores.

If you just met someone chances are they are gonna get their pure heart/dream mirror/star seed stolen or they are secretly a monster/the enemy of the day

Black Roses shoot out lassos that ensnare your would be girlfriend and the elctrocute her.

Even if your a peasent in your current life you could still become royalty in the future just because your past self was

Ravynsoul90 · Post by **Ravynsoul90** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:53 am

1 - Cute Kittens are 100% capable of guarding the door of time

2 - you can be killed numerus times and Queen Materia will always revive you when she feels like it

3 - villians all think alike

4 - mini skirts and pretty wands saved our lives over 5 times

5 - When being killed by Sailor Moon its only polite to say something relevent to the current situation or something completely random!:
"LOVELY!"
"BEAUTIFUL!"
"STAGE-OUT!"
"CLEANSING!"
"REFRESH!"