Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Sailor Moon...

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:46 pm

I learned that even the monsters can't recognize you when you dress in colorful outfits!

sailorceres · Post by **sailorceres** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:01 am

NameGoesHere wrote:Ya know, I never really got why so many people refer to them as panty shots. The girls are basically wearing a one-piece bathing suit with a skirt. Nobody goes "OMG PANTY SHOT" when someone takes off their sarong at the beach... o_O;

lol! i totally know what you mean! that always bothered me, people can be immature sometimes

anyway on topic:
-talking flowers can put you in a trance
-if youre a bad guy and find out the identity of one of the good guys you might as well run away because it measn you are going to die.
- even if you loose the item that turns you into your super form you can still henshin if you cry hard enough and your friends radiate energy to you
- you will know how your future daughter will look like as child, teen and adult by the time yure 15

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:18 pm

If you get in trouble, a guy in a Tuxedo calling himself "Tuxedo Mask" will be their to save you.

Cats can get crescent moons on their forehead.

A rose can be as sharp as a knife.

Your skirt will never flip up if you fight in one.

If you don't want anybody to know your gay, say you are distant cousins.

Yasha Kodachi · Post by **Yasha Kodachi** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:10 am

I learned that:

Small females can yell Engrish phrases and cool stuff happens.

Said small females can also have the living crap beaten out of them weekly, and be just fine the next week

It's somehow more favorable to be clearly incestuous+obviously gay than it is to be just 'out' in America

Any Japanese blonde should be treated with utmost respect, because he/she is probably a superhero of some sort

Nice people should avoid becoming affiliated with an inanimate object, because it might come to life and steal your soul

All inanimate objects are female for some reason, or can be instantly turned into a sorta-female for evil purposes

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:44 pm

Everybody has a seed inside them that gives them life.

Men can transform into women with magical mics

All that junk food will not make you gain any weight, but all the good food won't help you lose weight either.

Men can grow boobs.

You can be 900 years and not look like it.

Slrjoecool · Post by **Slrjoecool** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:34 pm

Sailor V wrote:Men can grow boobs.

They're called "Moobs" aka Man Boobs. ^^

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:41 pm

Slrjoecool wrote:
Sailor V wrote:Men can grow boobs.
They're called "Moobs" aka Man Boobs. ^^

What about a cat that can grow boobs?

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:44 pm

Cats DO have boobs, like all female mammals, they have mammary glands so their babies can drink milk.

How about a cat that can turn into a human girl? Because Luna never just got big "boobs."

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:47 pm

Rainbow wrote:Cats DO have boobs, like all female mammals, they have mammary glands so their babies can drink milk.

I meant human boobs. ^^;

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:51 pm

But when did Luna get human breasts in cat form? Is there something I missed?

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:38 pm

Not sure. I sure as hell didn't see any boobies on her.

mizangelamy · Post by **mizangelamy** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:46 pm

I learned that without love and friendship you'll be screwed!

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:58 pm

I learned that it is possible to be a tomboy the next minute and then like a lady the next!

It is OK to bring up your past boyfriends 1,000 times in succession in front of your friends.

Even if you have blond hair and your husband has dark-brown, your child could have a completely different color.

Babies can be born with extraordinary powers.

Cats can talk if you have extraordinary powers.

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:39 pm

Sailor V wrote:I learned that it is possible to be a tomboy the next minute and then like a lady the next! .

I can relate, lol.

I learned, that kitties can turn into humans, and grow very beautiful boobies in the process. xD;;

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:43 am

It is possible for a cat to only have one kitten per litter.

You can flip you skirt up and not be labeled as a slut!

When the baddies make speeches, the good guys don't think of attacking!

You can kill enemies with flying tiaras.

Said tiara can turn into a destructo-disk.

artemis_is_my_dawg · Post by **artemis_is_my_dawg** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:40 pm

-all you have to do is change your clothes and no one will reconize you

-japan is full of beautiful girls with colorful hair

eh i can't think of anything -_-

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:17 pm

1) A cat's blush can be so bright, it can be seen through their fur.

2) It only takes a couple of days for a baby to grow up.

3) If you find out the Senshi's identities, then you might as well have been marked for death.

4) Even if you item that turns you into a Senshi is destroyed, you can cry and your friends will give you their energy.

5) You can cry and cry and nobody will thing less of you!

Pipestrell · Post by **Pipestrell** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:43 am

Rainbow wrote:Cats DO have boobs, like all female mammals, they have mammary glands so their babies can drink milk.

How about a cat that can turn into a human girl? Because Luna never just got big "boobs."

I think we sould just be glad she had the correct number of boobs for a human. If she had as many as a cat her dress wouldn't fit.

I learned that children can pick up accents from cats.
I learned that hanging out with anyone who isn't a member of you usual set of friends will only lead to trouble.
I learned that evil organisations are always rich.

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:38 pm

Oh, here is a big one. If your evil, no matter what you o or try, you will always get beaten by good.

Pipestrell · Post by **Pipestrell** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:15 am

I learned that it's underhanded for the bad guys to trick people, but ingenuity when the good guys do the same.

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