Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Sailor Moon...

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Fri May 14, 2004 12:15 am

We've had a few fun threads and I thought this would be a little fun to throw around too. You can use anything from the manga, anime series (dub or sub) or even PGSM. Answers can be as serious or outrageous as you want.

I learned....

-Cats with cresent moons can talk and turn into people.
-Roses and canes can be very dangerous
-When in trouble, Tuxedo Kamen will always be there.
-When auditioning to be an idol singer, dress is really loud outfits.
-All the evil in the universe is linked with Chaos.

yamijounouchi · Post by **yamijounouchi** » Fri May 14, 2004 6:16 am

i learned that annoying guys in tuxedos love to interupt fights just when they are getting good.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri May 14, 2004 3:09 pm

I learned that in Japan, daimons and monsters appear about 3 times a week.

XD

Lady of the Light · Post by **Lady of the Light** » Fri May 14, 2004 3:19 pm

I've learned to look at people who give me their business cards really strangely, and think of them as a potential enemy...
As well as that I should never slam paper on people's faces unless they truely are demons, or I know what I'm doing...

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Fri May 14, 2004 6:06 pm

I learned little girls with big pink hair can fall from a pink cloud

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Fri May 14, 2004 7:20 pm

-you can run and fight in high heel shoes.
-pens aren't just for writing.
-dolls can be evil in the wrong hands.
-girls can form boy bands.
-you don't have to be cooridinated to get into a princess seminar. Just be able to throw a mean disk.
-you can be asleep and still wake up in time to save a meat loaf from burning. (Supers Special Mako-chan's Battle Exam)

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Fri May 14, 2004 7:42 pm

Boy bands can be made of females.

Girls will float down like Mary Poppins, and only be able to say one word or repeat what was just said.

crybabys can henshin into senshi.

All female superheroes wear high heels and mini-skirts.

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Fri May 14, 2004 7:49 pm

- Singers and actors attend public schools and regularly go around unattended.
- Unusual discounts in stores are a sign of danger
- Any household object is a potential monster.
- Minor alterations to your outfit can greatly increase your battle power.
and the most important thing:
- Never, ever, wear shoes while standing on the table!

Em · Post by Em » Fri May 14, 2004 8:11 pm

Stuff toys and plushies can talk and come alive ANd become real people.

Bule, Green, Pink, Lavander hair colors are noraml

Airports are not to be trused what so ever

yamijounouchi · Post by **yamijounouchi** » Fri May 14, 2004 8:18 pm

little compacts and wands will provide eternal life.

Lady of the Light · Post by **Lady of the Light** » Fri May 14, 2004 8:26 pm

Em wrote:Stuff toys and plushies can talk and come alive ANd become real people.

Bule, Green, Pink, Lavander hair colors are noraml

Airports are not to be trused what so ever

Same with elevators! We cannot trust them!

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Fri May 14, 2004 8:34 pm

Bouncy Balls with antennaes follow you around and can turn into anything.

RoastedTwinkies · Post by **RoastedTwinkies** » Fri May 14, 2004 11:46 pm

- screaming and crying for help will detur your enemy somewhat... or just annoy him or piss him off
- charred cookies don't always taste bad
- you will somehow pass your high school enterance exams even though you don't study

Post by **Tiff** » Fri May 14, 2004 11:50 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:-Unusual discounts in stores are a sign of danger

Not only that, but any store that is brand new and opening up should be avoided at all costs, because it IS an evil plot to steal your energy.

ParaKiss_Groupie · Post by **ParaKiss_Groupie** » Fri May 14, 2004 11:55 pm

I learned that nothing is ever coincidence. If you meet someone new, they're either going to attack you or will be nearly killed. So stay indoors!

I learned that no matter the severity of the attack thrown at you, you don't have to run. A dorky guy in a tux will always jump in the way and stop the attack, even when he's already half dead.

I learned that people can go through absurd amounts of ridiculous shit without losing their minds.

And lastly, I learned that "anime is a 30-minute commercial, and we can sell it to Americans for lots of money."

Post by **Tiff** » Fri May 14, 2004 11:57 pm

ParaKiss_Groupie wrote: And lastly, I learned that "anime is a 30-minute commercial, and we can sell it to Americans for lots of money."

"I learned that anime can make anyone look cute! Even the anti-christ!"

"I learned that it's okay for girls to dress up as guys and fool other girls..becuase they'll get their own spot on jerry springer one day."

Ni-ban Neko · Post by **Ni-ban Neko** » Sat May 15, 2004 12:07 am

- Any new trend is an evil plot to steal your energy.

- Always check your brakes before driving.

- Keep an eye on your co-workers.

- Run away from random telephones, especially if they appear in places they shouldn't. They won't bring you good news.

- Make friends with that weird girl in the park. She might be your best friend, or she might be able to destroy the world, and in that case you really want her on your side.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Sat May 15, 2004 12:32 am

If I wear a tiara or a mask, no one will recognize me. Not even my best friend or my mortal enemies.

FoxFire · Post by **FoxFire** » Sat May 15, 2004 12:39 am

I learned that if a little girl falls from the sky she's probably just your daughter from the future.

I learned that if you ever travel back in time and need a place to stay you can brainwash a family into letting you in.

I learned that enemies that aren't harmed by attacks involving fire or lightning can be easily distracted by a rose then taken out by an attack involving a lightshow.

I learned that when evil groups are looking to something or draining people of energy for their nefarious plot they usually only restrict themselves to the Tokyo area.

I learned that if you ever forget your attack name you can just make one up by taking the name of your planet/celestial body and some words associated with your element and it will probably work.

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Sat May 15, 2004 2:06 am

-The best Bishounens come from the circus (mmmm...Trio)

-That the Goddess of kick ass ALWAYS wears gold. (bling bling)

-That pink, blue, green, and silver are natural hair colours and no one will question you about it.

-That if it walks like a man, talks like a man, sings like a man, acts like a man, says he's a man, it's really a woman (or was a woman).