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Most Painful Line

Post by Celexa » Sun Nov 23, 2003 3:56 pm

In all of dubbed Sailor Moon, what do you think was the most painful line? No ties and only one line!

For me, it's four words: Moon Cosmic Dream Action

Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....

Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!

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Post by Rainbow » Sun Nov 23, 2003 6:16 pm

I don't know about "painful," but there is ONE line in the DiC dub that makes me want to throttle "Amy" for saying it:
Sailor Jupiter: She just had a little fainting spell.
Sailor Mercury: How princess-like! (said in an approving tone)

Princesses are supposed to faint?! :x :evil: :roll:

I HATE THAT LINE!!!!
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Post by Sakuya » Sun Nov 23, 2003 11:23 pm

In the second to last episode of S:

Amy: Sailor Moon did the best she could and everyone knows it!

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Post by Tiff » Mon Nov 24, 2003 12:07 am

Serena/Princess Serena: ME? SERENA? A princess? Now, this is WAY past WEIRD!!
God, how I hate that line. It just killed the entire episode.

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Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by KoiNoVash » Mon Nov 24, 2003 12:43 am

Serena: Imagine sitting around all day and getting roses to mate!

C'mon, that's just an insult to everyone's intelligence. There is a clear difference between stupidity and airheadedness!
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Post by DreamEmpress » Mon Nov 24, 2003 12:46 am

Evil Prince Darien: I don't know who you're talking about, My name is Prince Darien.

Well, something like that. I can't remember the exact statement, but it makes me want to throw the tv or go inside and slap him around for being stupid and picky about his own name. Either that or doing that to the writers who made the dumb line.

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Post by Tiff » Mon Nov 24, 2003 12:51 am

DreamEmpress wrote:Evil Prince Darien: I don't know who you're talking about, My name is Prince Darien.

Well, something like that. I can't remember the exact statement, but it makes me want to throw the tv or go inside and slap him around for being stupid and picky about his own name. Either that or doing that to the writers who made the dumb line.
Well, the way you said it didn't make it so stupid. The actual line, which goes something like:
Evil Darien: Darien? I don't know that name..NO! My name is PRINCE Darien!
THAT's what makes it stupid, the fact that he says no and yes to the same name. Dumbass writers.

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by DreamEmpress » Mon Nov 24, 2003 1:14 am

Thanks for the clarification Tiff. I just tend to blank out on dub lines ever since subbed ones came out. i'm grateful for any help in that area that anyone can give ^_^

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Post by Rainbow » Mon Nov 24, 2003 8:06 am

KoiNoVash wrote:Serena: Imagine sitting around all day and getting roses to mate!

C'mon, that's just an insult to everyone's intelligence. There is a clear difference between stupidity and airheadedness!
But Usagi IS that stupid. She thinks a poet is a snack!
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Post by Cardcaptor Takato » Mon Nov 24, 2003 9:07 am

Tiff wrote:
DreamEmpress wrote:Evil Prince Darien: I don't know who you're talking about, My name is Prince Darien.

Well, something like that. I can't remember the exact statement, but it makes me want to throw the tv or go inside and slap him around for being stupid and picky about his own name. Either that or doing that to the writers who made the dumb line.
Well, the way you said it didn't make it so stupid. The actual line, which goes something like:
Evil Darien: Darien? I don't know that name..NO! My name is PRINCE Darien!
THAT's what makes it stupid, the fact that he says no and yes to the same name. Dumbass writers.
Maybe his first name is Prince...? Here's another dumb line. This one is from the Supers episode where the Sailor Senshi get their upgraded costumes. "What's wrong, Rini? I thought you said he was fly." Please kill me. ><

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Post by KoiNoVash » Mon Nov 24, 2003 9:37 am

Rainbow wrote:
KoiNoVash wrote:Serena: Imagine sitting around all day and getting roses to mate!

C'mon, that's just an insult to everyone's intelligence. There is a clear difference between stupidity and airheadedness!
But Usagi IS that stupid. She thinks a poet is a snack!
That's just Usagi being her not-informed self. Just because she didn't know something it doesn't make her an idiot. She would be stupid if she kept making the exact mistake even though she had been corrected several times.
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Post by Rainbow » Mon Nov 24, 2003 10:25 am

KoiNoVash wrote:
Rainbow wrote:
KoiNoVash wrote:Serena: Imagine sitting around all day and getting roses to mate!

C'mon, that's just an insult to everyone's intelligence. There is a clear difference between stupidity and airheadedness!
But Usagi IS that stupid. She thinks a poet is a snack!
That's just Usagi being her not-informed self. Just because she didn't know something it doesn't make her an idiot. She would be stupid if she kept making the exact mistake even though she had been corrected several times.
How do we know she wasn't taught what a poet is in school?

Hmm, maybe there should be a new topic about this..."Is Usagi Really Stupid or Just a Ditz?"
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Post by Sailor Sapphire » Mon Nov 24, 2003 12:54 pm

In Usagi's defense, she is loving and caring, and gives the audience a chance to laugh after an intense scene. Her stupidity and ditziness are SUPPOSED to make us laugh!
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Post by Rainbow » Mon Nov 24, 2003 1:35 pm

Sailor Sapphire wrote:In Usagi's defense, she is loving and caring, and gives the audience a chance to laugh after an intense scene. Her stupidity and ditziness are SUPPOSED to make us laugh!
I know, that's one of my favorite things about her. She's one of my favorites on the show BECAUSE she's so stupid and silly. I LOVE her silly "poet is a kind of snack" line.

Umm, back on topic.

One of the reasons I don't like the "fainting is princess-like" thing is because on Sailor Moon, princesses are powerful rulers and superheroes, not weaklings. So it kind of is insulting to Princess Serena's power, since she's still powerful on the dub.
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Post by Tempest » Mon Nov 24, 2003 2:30 pm

Cardcaptor Takato wrote: ... "What's wrong, Rini? I thought you said he was fly." ...
That hurt my soul.
I had completely forgotten about that line.
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Post by Sailor Sapphire » Mon Nov 24, 2003 2:57 pm

If I were the dubber, I would've changed that to "What's wrong, Reni? Isn't Pegasus your friend?" or something like that
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Post by Rainbow » Mon Nov 24, 2003 3:23 pm

Sailor Sapphire wrote:If I were the dubber, I would've changed that to "What's wrong, Reni? Isn't Pegasus your friend?" or something like that
But Pegasus wasn't the boy in question there, it was a kid at Rini's school. No one but Rini knows about her friendship with Pegasus, at least until the end of the series.
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Post by Sailor Sapphire » Mon Nov 24, 2003 3:26 pm

Oh, okay, I didn't know that.

In that case, I'd rewrite that so it said "What's wrong, Reni? Doesn't he like you?"
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Post by Obsessive Touga Fan » Mon Nov 24, 2003 3:41 pm

Sailor Sapphire wrote:If I were the dubber,
What is a "dubber"?

There's the company that licensed the anime and paid for the dub to be produced.
There's the dubbing studio where the dub was recorded.
There's the scriptwriter(s) for the dub.
There's the director(s) for the dub.
There's the actors for the dub.
There's the sound mixer(s) for the dub.

"Dubber" is a made up word that I don't quite get o.o

EDIT: Spoke too soon. Dubber is a real word:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dubber&r=67
But still, there are far too many people involved in the production of an anime dub to refer to "the dubber".

Anyway, so this post isn't totally off-topic... I'm gonna go with "WE are PLANET... POWER!" from the R movie. Like most of that scene, it's so different in mood from the original dialogue that it really annoys me. The original line was, "I won't let anyone be alone again!", an emotional conclusion to the movie's theme of loneliness.

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Post by Sailor Sapphire » Mon Nov 24, 2003 3:54 pm

By the "dubber" I mean the people that actually do the translating.
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