Rejected Sailor Senshi

sailorperkytoot123 · Post by **sailorperkytoot123** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:57 am

(I hope this isn't too dirty.)
Sailor Penis - rejected because of her appearance and no one wanted to watch he attack, "Penis Pheasant Beam!"

Post by **Tiff** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:45 pm

sailorperkytoot123 wrote:(I hope this isn't too dirty.)
Sailor Penis - rejected because of her appearance and no one wanted to watch he attack, "Penis Pheasant Beam!"

o_o what do penises have to do with pheasants?

Is it like..a penis bird?

sailorperkytoot123 · Post by **sailorperkytoot123** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:50 pm

It's supposed to sound like "Venus Crescent Beam." Sorry it was the best I could do.

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:43 pm

sailorperkytoot123 wrote:It's supposed to sound like "Venus Crescent Beam." Sorry it was the best I could do.

Lol...it's funny when you explain it. XD

sailorperkytoot123 · Post by **sailorperkytoot123** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:55 pm

SeiUsa wrote:
sailorperkytoot123 wrote:It's supposed to sound like "Venus Crescent Beam." Sorry it was the best I could do.
Lol...it's funny when you explain it. XD

Thanks? Heheh.

Uhh, how about....Sailor Man! Rejected because only women can be Sailor Senshi. I guess that would exclude Sailor Hermaphrodite as well...

RainbowCrystal · Post by **RainbowCrystal** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:45 pm

Sailor Long John Silver - amazing sword fighting, and walking on her pegged leg.

Rejected because of the use of "arr i is Sailor long john silver arrrrr! and i is here because me thinks that you have stolen me treasure! i mean her star seed!!!"

(rubbish, i know, was the best i could come up with

)

Emma

Senshi_of_Vision · Post by **Senshi_of_Vision** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:57 pm

Sailor Gene Simmons-

Passed the intial try out due to being scary with his wicked tongue attack. Ultimately kicked out due to constantly trying to force the Senshi into crappy marketing ideas, including the Sailor Moon tongue stamp and Mars burn your toast toaster which all strangly had KISS logos on them as well.

He was mercy killed by the outers after signing a secret deal for a reality show following the Senshi and trying to reveal their alt personalities.

StarFlame Soldier · Post by **StarFlame Soldier** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:49 am

Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote: Sailor Gallifrey: In spite of her being better at time travel then even sailor Pluto her home planets strict "noninterference" policy prevented her from being an active member in the group so she was fired due to not doing her job.

(these are both sci fi references if you have no clue what I'm referring to here)

And now she and Pluto have something in common- no 'planet' (although in different senses).

/

(Also Sailor Gallifrey couldn't exist if there is only one left... you know what I mean.)

KKDW · Post by **KKDW** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:54 am

Sailor Oddie: uses the 'Ecky Thump' attack which involves hitting his opponents with a black pudding.
Rejected because everybody is too freaked out by Bill Oddie in a Sailor Suit

Sailor Dalek: Rejected because a large dustbin shaped thing is very good at wearing a sailor suit!

Chase Man! · Post by **Chase Man!** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:43 pm

Oh, love these kind of threads! Let's see...

Sailor Bugs- Rejected because he actual knew what the enemy was going to use, and because he's Bugs Bunny! Also, it didn't help with comments like "Sheesh, I went to big lugs to these?", "Was that 30 second transformation sequence really necassary?", or my favorite, "It takes you 22 minutes to defeat these guys? Sheesh, I guess the attenion span for the audience has increased since my time."

Sailor Daffy- Rejected because he went insane when he found out there wasn't any money involved wearing a mini skirt and that mindscrewing the monsters didn't do jackcrap.

Sailor Strong Bad- Rejected because nobody told him being shirtless creeped out everyone. Didn't help that he was all up ons the soldiers.

Sailor Kermit- Rejected because being a green frog puppet just confused everyone. His greenness didn't help.

Sailor Homstar Runner- Rejected because there's already two idiots in the group! No need for another one! Besides, he only joined for the mini-skirt anydangway.

Sailor Tex Avery Wolf- Come on, YOU know why!

Yeah, I better stop here.

supersailorearth · Post by **supersailorearth** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:34 pm

Sailor DiC- rejected because of her refusal to follow the plot.

Sailor Cloverway- rejected because her disaproval of Uranus and Neptune's relationship caused fighting among the senshi a d their fans.