Rejected Sailor Senshi

Senshi_of_Vision · Post by **Senshi_of_Vision** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:53 pm

Sailor Candy Maker- This sailor was originally welcomed into the group but due to the others not being able to fit into their fukus anymore from eating all her treats she was kicked out of the group.

Which brought on the next reject Sailor Fitness- a retired 80s style aerobics instructor originally recruited to bring the Senshi back into shape her waking them up at extremely early hours and her perkiness made them drop her in the middle of a deserted island chain. She was last seen on Richard simmons weight loss cruises as his overly happy assistant.

Sailor Narcissis- this warrior spent too much time admiring himself got offed in a battle cause he was too busy staring at his reflection in a shop window.

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:00 pm

Sailor Chicken Pirate: Rejected because Queen Beryl sued her for shooting an egg in her eye. Shooting eggs were Sailor Chicken Pirate's only means of offense, if you could call it that, and made the Jyuuban district a huge mess, as a result. She also put everyone off of omellete's forever.

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:52 pm

Sailor Wisdom: She was rejected because she was smarter than Ami and could make better crafts than everybody else so with her enthusiasm, everybody just wanted her out. They fired her but to make sure that she didn't help any villains, they sent her off to Siberia.

Sailor Flora: Rejected because she and Sailor Uranus had too much of the same element. Uranus had Earth and she had Plant and that was just to similar for everybody elses taste. Besides, the would needed her for it to become Spring.

Sailor Livestock: Rejected because everywhere he would go, he would take his flock with him and attacked with his flock. That didn't really go well with the other Sailors since they smelled bad. The icing on the cake is when a Pig defecated into a cake batter that Mako was making and the Sailors each at the cake.

Sailor Nymph: She was rejected because she was too short and she always pestered the other scouts into helping her into getting objects she could not reach to the point of driving them crazy. Also, she dresses Luna and Artemis up into little dresses.

Sailor Death: The name alone freaked them out at auditions so they had to bribe him into getting away from them before he could kill them. It was too late for Mina, who dropped a hair-dryer into her tub and had to go to the ER so they were down one member.

Lightweight · Post by **Lightweight** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:33 am

Sailor Shauni (See: Beyond Good & Evil): Would've been good with her Dai-Jo staff, but she wasted her time trying to take pictures of the monsters and the senshi in the thick of the fight instead of actually fighting. Also, Usagi was jealous because she was always carrying those delicious-looking yellow wafers...

Senshi_of_Vision · Post by **Senshi_of_Vision** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:51 am

Sailor Slave maker, had the powers to turn the enemy into her pawns, but due to her bondage style outfit and the attention Mamoru gave her while wearing it she was promptly kicked out of auditions.

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:55 am

Sailor Sanjaya: The mohawk even scared the enemies away. No enemies equals not much of a Sailor Moon series, so they decided to dump him. But because of an illegal voting system, Sailor Sanjaya was ultimately kept on the team until Sailor Venus massacred him with her stone sword.

It's best not to question my mental capabilities, by the point. xD

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:27 pm

Sailor Love: He was rejected because his attacks made the villains fall in love with the senshi. He also tryed to make the others fall in love with him, but that failed and Artemis became attracted to him. He went to the UN where he still gets mail from Artemis today.

Sailor Hermes: Rejected because of his sharp wit and his athletic abilities. He kept on upstaging the Starlights and his wit got on their nerves. Eventually, his wit got him killed in a battle.

Sailor Persephone: She was rejected because she brought back all of the enemies they killed back to life. They had to put up with her until her husband came and took her back to the underworld. There, they gave her a pink-slip.

Sailor Ares: He was rejected because he caused wars and nearly broke the senshi up. He had a hot-headed temper and even struck Mako once. Big mistake, Mako put him in an irreversible coma.

Sailor Hera: Rejected because they found out that she was behind the marriage of Mamoru and Ami since she is the God of marriage. Usagi got jealous and ordered her to fix it, but she wound up in bed with Rei. Eventually, she left when she heard how unhappy the world was without people that don't have partners.

Kohdok · Post by **Kohdok** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:03 am

Sailor Nemesis: Amazingly not rejected due to his ugliness or his, um, "Male-ness" but due to the fact that he couldn't say his henshin phrase properly.

Sailor Tofu: Rejected due to the fact that she left such a horrendous mess whenever she used her "Tofu Flood Extravaganza!" technique.

Sailor Gregarious: Rejected because her entry phrase took up more than half an episode.

Sailor Nixon: I don't need to say anything about this one.

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:58 pm

Sailor George W. Bush: .....

Sailor Tapioca: Rejected because her attacks all revolved around the use of tapioca, which everybody knows that is the most disgusting and vile flavor of pudding there is.

Sailor Impossible: Rejected because like his name states, everything he tried to do, he couldn't and he kept on hitting on the Senshi, which resulted in a broken penis by Uranus.

Sailor Sweetie Pie: Rejected because she flirted with all of the male enemies and she was just too nice for her own good. Usagi kicked her out after trying to seduce Mamoru.

Sailor Dawgg: Rejected because the Sailor Scouts could not even understand his lingo that she was stating so they lost battles when she tried to call out battle plans.

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:13 am

Sailor V wrote:Sailor Dawgg: Rejected because the Sailor Scouts could not even understand his lingo that she was stating so they lost battles when she tried to call out battle plans.

Is she in league with Saila Gangsta? =P

Sailormars Obsessed fan · Post by **Sailormars Obsessed fan** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:33 pm

Sailor Goa'uld: The other senshi didnt approve of her forcibly taking over other girls bodies and making their eyes go all glowy and then talking about how "I am your Goddess. You must worship me!" so they kicked her out.

Sailor Gallifrey: In spite of her being better at time travel then even sailor Pluto her home planets strict "noninterference" policy prevented her from being an active member in the group so she was fired due to not doing her job.

(these are both sci fi references if you have no clue what I'm referring to here)

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:34 pm

Sailor Ed, Edd & Eddy: Rejected because their weapons kept back firing on themselves. It was pretty obvious the Sailor Eds had lost, when Ed's 'Curse of Evil Tim' left Queen Beryl unaffected and hysterical. Too easily defeated by their enemies, as all the enemies had to do was call them dorks, most of the time.

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:15 am

Sailor Paris Hilton

Sailor Lindsay

Sailor Vanessa

...need I say anything?

smfan423 · Post by **smfan423** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:22 pm

Sailor Yuri - had the power to mind control

rejected for two reasons -- one the scouts had already rejected a Sailor Yuri and two...

was not rejected and made leader of the team....

*Red Alert 2 reference*

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:09 pm

Sailor Aasu-Rejected because not only was she completely limited to defensive moves like shields and running fast, but she dared to steal Mamoru's place as guardian of the Earth. By tying him up and whipping him while wearing her dominatrix outfit. That made Usagi pretty angry, to say the least.

(That is yet another Puni Puni Poemi-related joke. Also, "Aasu" is the Japanese pronounciation of "Earth.")

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:11 pm

Sailor Dynamite: Uses Magic Tots and has a pet liger for a guardian. Rejected because he never used his "skills" he talked so much about and had some kind of attitude. ("Stop blowing up Tokyo, FRICKEN IDIOT!!") ("Jeez, Mars, I'll do it when I feel like it, GOSH!")

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:19 pm

Sailor Angela: She was kicked out of the senshi because she treated Luna and Artemis only like cats and for her stickler attitude, and creepy pictures of babies playing instruments.

the*blue*girl · Post by **the*blue*girl** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:38 pm

Sailor Fuck-you-all: Well, obviously her name made her immidiantly disqualified. And her attitude was horrible. She made Usagi cry

sailorperkytoot123 · Post by **sailorperkytoot123** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:33 pm

Sailor Perky Toot! Her attack was "Perky Toot Bubbles Blast!" Be creative and guess why she was rejected...

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:45 am

Sailor Ass Face: Immediately kicked off the moment she sneezed. This obviously grossed everyone out.