Rejected Sailor Senshi

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:30 pm

Sailor Fat Guy - Spent the entire day sitting around, going "Mmmm, donuts" and drooling, instead of going out and fighting evil. His rejected weapon is the potato gun, because he ate all of the potatoes instead of using it as ammo for his gun.

Kasumi · Post by **Kasumi** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:38 pm

Sailor Headdesk

Martial arts expert, but unfortunately, she *headdesk*ed to much because of the sheer stupidity of _some_ Sailor Moon fangirls.
Rejected because of it.

Sailor Fly

Power to fly. But come on, how can you befriend a senshi that does nothing other than buzzing, flying around your head and generally annoying you? Rejected!

Sailor Popeye

If he/she/it doesn't get any spinach, and all the other senshi can't attack nor move, well then it's a f***ed up situation ^^°

I hope I don't lack in humor xD

nap* · Post by nap* » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:50 pm

Sailor Ediquette
Rejected because she kept commanding the senshi to pose correctly, also gave advice for enemies to strike properly

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:58 pm

Sailor Scout: Weapons were Sweet Cookie Attack, Wilderness Pledge, and had the ability to throw her patches. ("Patch Power!")

Rejected because when the show was dubbed, her name would confuse the viewers with the other "scouts".

the*blue*girl · Post by **the*blue*girl** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:48 pm

sailor cheerleader- much like sailor mascot, but worse. her only attack was pompom tickles. rejected because the other senshi tried to kill her when she wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:50 am

the*blue*girl wrote:sailor cheerleader- much like sailor mascot, but worse. her only attack was pompom tickles. rejected because the other senshi tried to kill her when she wouldn't shut the fuck up.

THEY ARE DARK, WE ARE LIGHT, COME ON SENSHI FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

...*gags*

Sailor Jusenkyo_no_Pikachu: Rejected because she wasn't really interested in contributing to fights, and didn't have all that much to do anyway.

Sailor Tian: Rejected because Tienshinhan looks really dumb in a fuku.

Sailor Spice Girl: Too much girl power, not enough fighting.

Sailor Britney: Was once the hottest senshi on the planet, but now all we want to see are clips of her burping.

Kasumi · Post by **Kasumi** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:11 pm

Sailor Otaku: Well, do you want to see a not so thin guy in a tight sailor fuku with extreme body odour and unshaved legs whose only power is stalking? ^^° Of course he was rejected.

Sailor Cutter: Carries a sort of glaive like Saturn with her. Cuts, cuts everywhere! The senshi thought she was responsible for all the silly DiC dub cuts, so she was rejected.

Sailor Umino: Not Tuxedo Umino Mask anymore, now it's Umino in a sailor fuku ^^° Rejected because of clumsiness.. and because it creeped the crap out of poor Naru.

Sailor Sadako: Fuku's all in black, creepy and all... Rejected because she'd talk about a certain "ring" too much and fall in a well once in a while. And she definately needs a haircut. She probably didn't see much with all that hair in the face.

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:58 pm

Sailor Sailor: Has a real potty mouth on her, and can be quite the pervert as well.

Sailor Kawaii: Rejected becuase we can't have a senshi who is cuter than Chibimoon. (Or at least, that's what Chibimoon said)

Sailor Shooting Star: Rejected because her name is unoriginal. But the other senshi said she could come back when the astronomers give her a name after someone in mythology.

Sailor Halley: Was originally the fourth member of the Starlights, but she only came around after a number of years, thus making her unreliable, thus rejecting her.

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:28 pm

Sailor McDonalds - Was too busy eating to give a crap about any kind of fighting.

Sailor Neon Heart - Didn't like the idea of fighting, just thought the idea of having a neon fuku kicked ass. =P

Sailormars Obsessed fan · Post by **Sailormars Obsessed fan** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:30 am

Sailor Katamari: She was way too destructive even though she always preeched togetherness to everyone

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:26 pm

Sailor Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious:

For one thing, the name was too long. Another thing, it confused the others that "Super" came after Sailor instead of the other way around. Also, she disappeared when it rained. (if you've seen Mary Poppins, you'll know what I mean)

Sailor Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Too redundant and Usagi got mad that her name was stolen.

Sailor Puni Puni Poemi: Violent and psychotic, not to mention talked too much about being a voice actress. Then she was kicked out because she confused everyone by badly imitating their voices.

Kasumi · Post by **Kasumi** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:57 am

Yami Sailor Moon: Sailor Moon's dark side. The real problem is that she only knows how to duel with cards. And Sailor Moon would have to always carry some stupid puzzle around. Rejected! ^^

Sailor Toonmaker: Attacks with bad cartoon series! The sheer horror! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:42 pm

Sailor Iffic: Eh...?

Sailor Moon: Rejected not only because of the name, but because, um...her power is Full Moon Flash.

StarFlame Soldier · Post by **StarFlame Soldier** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:29 am

SeiUsa wrote:Sailor Iffic: Eh...?

Sailor Moon: Rejected not only because of the name, but because, um...her power is Full Moon Flash.

Bit Harsh.

Sailor Plutonium: Glowing green bow and skirt.
Phrases- Plutonium Nuclear Power! Make Up!
Plutonium Mutative Phase!

Rejected for causing the other scouts to mutate as well as the enemies, also Pluto didn't like her similar name.

Kasumi · Post by **Kasumi** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:45 am

But then again, that would be the same for Sailor Uranium and Sailor Neptunium

Sailormars Obsessed fan · Post by **Sailormars Obsessed fan** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:13 am

Sailor Pikachu: she was rejected because Sailor Jupiter was jealous of the lightning attacks and for some reason she got sued by nintendo. something about copywrite.

sailor skywalker · Post by **sailor skywalker** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:51 pm

Sailor skywalker

rejected for

her powers where not wat the other senshi had in mind
force choke, mind controle and some other stuff

and for some reason she renamed Artemis and Luna
and called them C3 PO and R2 D3

she had a dark side
some say she was a Senshi consumed and twisted by the dark side

than you have tha fact she has a lil thing and push the button and bang a laser and there she go's smashing things

the*blue*girl · Post by **the*blue*girl** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:29 pm

sailor fanfic- rejected because she spent more time writing fanfic about their fights than actually fighting them.

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:35 pm

Sailor Spam: Rejected because she would clog up your inbox/mailbox with crud you've no use for. Also, during attacks, she would pop up with annoying catchphrases, thus evolving into her ultimate form, Sailor Pop Ups.

StarFlame Soldier · Post by **StarFlame Soldier** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:14 am

Sailor ChibiChibiChibiChibi Moon
Rejected because everyone thought this had just gone too far, and there is only so much cuteness and redshaded hair one person can handle.

Also Usagi thought she looked more like Minako and was a little jealous.