Rejected Sailor Senshi

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:45 pm

So, I thought up this idea where we could all think up over-the-top and ridiculous senshi that were "rejected", because they made such odd superheroes.

Keep in mind that this is all it is, pure silliness. It's not to promote serious fan senshi characters (as that is against the rules anyway.

), so please keep Sailor Earth and Sailor Sedna and Sailor Universe out of this.

And I already got Tiff's OK to start this topic, just as long as it doesn't stray to actual fan senshi, otherwise it will be locked (don't let it happen!:-() So keep it silly.

The reject list...

Sailor Frycook, with her magic spatula and grill. Rejected because she was always carrying her grill around instead of magically pulling it from thin air, and slowed the other senshi down. And there were quite a few times when she fed the monsters hamburgers instead of attacking them, so she was seen as a traitor.

Sailor Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Rejected because she would always be attacked by youma before she finished her transformation. ("Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Power, Make-up!") And let's face it, her powers of use of long words didn't have much effect on everyone.

(be back later to add more. Now it's your turn)

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:26 pm

I have a real sick one, but I'm afraid to use it at the risk of getting banished.

Sailor Janitor-Attacks with his "Plunger of Truth". Rejected because he ripped of Captain Underpants.

Sailor Mario-Rejected because he's Mario wearing inflato-boobs.

Princess Latona · Post by **Princess Latona** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:47 pm

Sailor Surfer - Flies into a fight on her "Magical Love Surfboard". Can talk to sea animals, and her guardian is a dolphin named Poseidon.

Rejected because she used "Dude" too often when she's fighting. Also insisted on wearing a bikini when she fought.

Rin · Post by **Rin** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:13 pm

Sailor Baywatch- Used her enormous boobs to swing at the enemy. Rejected because of serious back problems that came with them

Sailor Xena- Rejected because her war cry bugged the crap out of everyone.

nap* · Post by nap* » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:34 pm

Sailor Rampage
Regected because he got caught up the Sailor Moons Cresant Moon wands beam effect and became

Sailor REEEEEEEFREEESH

sailor skywalker · Post by **sailor skywalker** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:41 pm

Sailor Mascot
she only whas there to doa funny dance and to promote the
other senshi

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:36 pm

Sailor Teletubbie - Do I really need to explain?

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:57 pm

Sailor Scar: The handsome Gryffindor Sailor Scar, defender of bravery and blood! In the name of the scar, he will punish you!

Rejected because the wizard world needed him more than anime world, and was a blatant ripoff of Sailor Moon. (taken from the topic Harry Potter anime.)

the*blue*girl · Post by **the*blue*girl** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:16 pm

sailor wannabe- all she did was steal other senchi's lines and attacks.

"moooon bubble fire shaking love-me chain!!"

Kasumi · Post by **Kasumi** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:43 am

Sailor Mary Sue - Carries around the baton of justice and wears a rainbow coloured sailor fuku.

She was too perfect in everything, the senshi grew jealous of her and thus she was rejected ^^

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:02 pm

Sailor Super Sayain - Made the fights seem far too easy, because with one hit the enemy was instantly vaporized. Although the fights were massively easy, this senshi decided after a while to draw out a two second fight into a five day span, thus causing painful boredom all around her, and causing the youma to call out "Are we done yet?!".

Kasumi · Post by **Kasumi** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:12 pm

Sailor Emo - Dressed all in black (including the gloves), carrying the black emo rod. Could actually be a decent senshi, but:

Rejected because she cried way too much. The senshi were scared. Try to imagine what would happen if a senshi died. ^^° She would never shut up. Oh, and she might have used her secret weapons (razors) on herself.

......don't take this seriously ^^°

Panda · Post by **Panda** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:28 pm

http://www.mabsland.com/Pandas/Sailor_Panda.jpg

SAILOR PANDA!!!!

(Not my picture... I stumbled on it and I thought it was funny)

With her magic powers to stealthly confuse the enemy at will, Sailor Panda is the ultimate weapon for the Sailor Team. Unfortunatly dude to her chronic dandruf and the ever-to-often licking onself during battle. She was quickly rejected from the star role on the Sailor Team.

Rest In Peace Sailor Panda.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:25 pm

Sailor Pokemon
Had a problem with trying to put the other Senshi in little red and white balls. Not to mention she never used her own powers, she made other animals fight for her.

Sailor MercuryVenusEarthMarsJupiterSaturnUranusNeptunePluto
Got kicked out because her name was way too long and also because she was very confusing. One minute she looked like Ami and then she looked like Setsuna!

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:18 pm

Thought of one.

Sailor Canada. Wears a red and white fuku with a maple leaf brooch. Uses maple syrup on her enemies to make them sticky and slip. She was rejected because the senshi couldn't understand her thick Canuck accent ;_;

Fruityla · Post by **Fruityla** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:40 pm

Sailor Citrus: Citrus colored uniform, citrus based powers...and her weapon...I bet you can guess.

She's got a list of resons got rejected:

Aggression problems

Causing severe eye burns through pelting citrus at the other senshi as well as civilians

Attempting to abduct Crystal Tokyo on several occasions

Attempting to take leadership of the Sailor Senshi

Usagi thought the bright uniform was "Wicked Tacky" *Gets smacked for using stupid slang*

I bet you find this typical out of someone named "Fruityla"

Rin · Post by **Rin** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:05 pm

Sailor Saliva- Spits acid. Rejected because of poor aim. (Ask Jupiter, Mars, and Neptune)

Sailor Bloodloss- Rejected because she kept fainting during every mission, and she had no useful powers.

Kasumi · Post by **Kasumi** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:57 pm

Rin wrote:Sailor Bloodloss- Rejected because she kept fainting during every mission, and she had no useful powers.

Is this supposed to remind me of Excel Saga? xD

Anyway

Sailor Maid: Carries around a broomstick and wears a tight sailor fuku all in white (including a little hat).

Rejected because she was more interested in cleaning the house, cooking and washing. ^^ If a monster attacked, she would always be distracted.

Sailor Makeup: Has lots of makeup gadgets.

Rejected, because she would always put on makeup _during_ a fight and because her henshin phrase is ridiculous. (Makeup Power, Make Up!!)

Rin · Post by **Rin** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:10 pm

Kasumi wrote:
Rin wrote:Sailor Bloodloss- Rejected because she kept fainting during every mission, and she had no useful powers.
Is this supposed to remind me of Excel Saga? xD

Actually I got it from Who's Line is it Anyway when they played the game Unlikely superheros. Collin was named Captain Bloodloss. But now that you mention it...

Sailor Larrythehorrible- What the original tenth planet was going to be called. Only male senshi, spends his time sitting on the couch drinking beer while watching football. Works as a used car sales man. Rejected because it was incredibly disturbing to have to look at him and thankfully the tenth planet was not named Larrythehorrible. (anyone want to add?)

Kasumi · Post by **Kasumi** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:29 pm

Sailor Yuri/Yaoi - I don't have _anything_ to add to that xD

Sailor Moonie - Henshin: "Girl Power Make Up!"
Incredible fangirl power, but she stalked every senshi and asked them for some autographs several times on several (bad) occasions and got on everyone's nerves quickly. So she was rejected. ^^

Sailor Tequila Sunrise

Rejected because she was always drunk during fights and generally had a major alcohol problem.

Sailor Mew Mew

Rejected because there is no need for a Sailor Moon/Tokyo Mew Mew crossover character. Besides, she's the sister of Sailor Mary Sue... need I say more?