Just poking fun...

Panda · Post by **Panda** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:40 pm

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sailor_Moon

lol

Rin · Post by **Rin** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:43 pm

What the hell?

Umino · Post by **Umino** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:51 pm

Eh, more correct info than the Wikipedia entry.

Dr. Casey · Post by **Dr. Casey** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:11 pm

The North American dub made many changes to the series in order to increase its popularity with American children. For example, they made Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune cousins since incest is legal and actually quite common in America.

XD

Panda · Post by **Panda** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:31 pm

Sailor Mars - A pyromaniac who likes to burn everything. She used to work in a paper factory, but after it burned down mysteriously, she lost her job. She currently lives with her grandfather and that is beyond creepy.

Tuxedo Mask - An escaped insane asylum patient, he goes around killing people using roses like darts. In the manga, however, he gets a shrubbery and uses bombs, presumably to make his fighting style marginally less homosexual. In every episode, he shows up at a convenient time to remind Sailor Moon that she has a magical attack that never ever misses and always kills every enemy in one hit. Then he leaves and bashes his head against a wall, to relieve the frustration that comes from dealing with someone so unbelievably stupid on a daily basis.

I thought those two were hilarious. Especially that bit about Rei's Grandfather...

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:10 pm

I like how the katakana after each name are nothing close to what they're supposed to be translating.

Kasumi · Post by **Kasumi** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:16 am

WTF OMFG???

Sailor Teeny-Weeny Compact Vertically-Challenged Moon - The illegitemate daughter of Sailor Moon and Invader Zim, Sailor Teeny-Weeny Compact Vertically-Challenged Moon is really the strongest character evar and ends up saving everyone's asses at least 30 times in the entire series. She'll blow your ass up with razzle-dazzle pink fireworks

xDDD What the hell is this site?

Panda · Post by **Panda** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:13 am

It's a mock-wikipedia. It's just like Wiki except all the information is wrong and exagerrated.

kingofgames · Post by **kingofgames** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:38 am

Sailor Neptune - Like Mercury, only older and more into music. Lesbian lover of Sailor Uranus. She's most likely a lesbian because all her male lovers have died of bloodloss due to nosebleeds from all her double entendres.

Wow..... All things have become a complete egnemic to me

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:26 pm

kingofgames wrote:
Sailor Neptune - Like Mercury, only older and more into music. Lesbian lover of Sailor Uranus. She's most likely a lesbian because all her male lovers have died of bloodloss due to nosebleeds from all her double entendres.
Wow..... All things have become a complete egnemic to me

OK, that's a new one on me, and the dictionary is no help. . . what's an egnemic?

Post by **Tiff** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:40 pm

-_- One of these days i'm going to get an email from some newbie sailor moon fan who has been to this site and thinks it's real.

IT WILL HAPPEN, I TELL YOU.

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:42 pm

Haha, I've been there before, that site is great. The MSPaint pic makes me roffle.

I love their entry on Ayumi Hamasaki too.

Sailor Rose · Post by **Sailor Rose** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:20 pm

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was funny in some past and yes in the rea thing sailor moon is clutz and a crybaby...but that gets better throughout the series, funny cencept to it though!

Sailor V · Post by **Sailor V** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:19 pm

ROFL to what they said about Mako's boobs.