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Post by Tiff » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:01 am

I'm starting to watch all of SuperS for the first time..

And in the episode where Ikuko-mama gets her dream mirror violated (I swear, it's like some veiled attempt at molestation or something -_-), I had to crack up at Tiger's eye.

(Tiger's eye) *bumps into Ikuko and Chibiusa*
(Ikuko and Chibiusa) Oh! Sorry!
(Tiger's eye) Sorry!....*stares* *grabs Ikuko's hands* M-MOMMMYYYY.
(Ikuko and Chibiusa) O___O;;

The way he tears up and says "MOMMMMYYYYY" kills me. dear god.

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Post by Dr. Casey » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:04 pm

I like this bit from episode 78, although it probably doesn't work that well in plain text.

Esmeraude: You! You already noticed the location of my Dark Henge and came here?!
Venus: Of course!
Chibiusa: Huh?
Esmeraude: Then you also already knew that we're using this hospital as a base to cause the flu epidemic by spreading medication containing dark power?
Venus: Of course I knew that!
Chibiusa: I guess Venus will say anything to go along with the situation.

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Post by SailorMoonFan » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:10 pm

Dr. Casey wrote:I like this bit from episode 78, although it probably doesn't work that well in plain text.

Esmeraude: You! You already noticed the location of my Dark Henge and came here?!
Venus: Of course!
Chibiusa: Huh?
Esmeraude: Then you also already knew that we're using this hospital as a base to cause the flu epidemic by spreading medication containing dark power?
Venus: Of course I knew that!
Chibiusa: I guess Venus will say anything to go along with the situation.

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I remember seeing the episode that you just described but I've only seen it only once but it was the dub. I'm looking forward to seeing the original episode. I can't wait to get to the R season!

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:48 pm

Almost every scene with Haruka and Michiru in Stars... Good lord is innuendo funny.

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"I will alone..." :lol:

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Post by Umino » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:17 pm

During Esmeraude's first episode..

Esmeurade: These are the Sailor Senshi? You're just hipless and flatchested girls!
Moon: Flatchested? *looks at bust*
Jupiter: Oba-san, I think we're pretty firm
Esmeraude: Oba--OBA??!! WHAT DID YOU SAY??? OBA-SAN??!!!

The delivery on Esmeraude's line is just PRICELESS. "Oba--OBA-SAN??!!" Gotta love her. XD

*Oba-san = Old lady, grandma

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Post by usachan » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:30 am

Tiff wrote:
Dinozore wrote:Wasn't it Eudial, not Kaorinite?

I loved that. My first thought was "He has a paycheck?" followed by "How much does being an evil scientist pay these days?"
I have no idea. I put "she" as a general pronoun.
And yes, I thought the same thing. "WTF, they pay him?"
Who exactly pays him anyways? Eudial? It always seemed odd to me if she payed him, since she is working for him, but anyways!

I probably don't have this exactly right, but I like this one!

Fish-eye: Don't you ever get embarassed running around in such a short skirt?
Usagi: Umm, have you ever thought of that before?
Chibiusa: Not really
Usagi:Okay.....not at all!
Fish-eye: Oh, okay, just wondering.

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:11 pm

This one is unintentionally funny. I forget which episode it comes from, but Sailor Mercury is threatining the monster of the day, and in the spot where Sailor Moon would say, "In the name of the Moon, I will punish you," Mercury says, "Douse yourself with water and repent!"
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Post by sailorperkytoot123 » Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:07 am

I believe it wa episode 15, when Usagi is trying to spy on Mamoru and Rei in the cafe and Umino comes up.

Usagi: Umino.....................kun.

The way she says it is really funny too.

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Post by Dr. Casey » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:20 am

I think the funniest line in the series so far is Usagi's "If you don't know who we are, we'll punish you!" from a late episode of S.

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Post by DragonMasterZero » Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:39 pm

In the episode where Grandpa makes up "Protect Esthe" he says a line that I laugh at every time, "A shrine without girls is like miso soup without the miso" ROFL

And the episode where Reika has her Rainbow Crystal taken, I rofl at anything to do with Mako-chan, Motoki-kun and Usagi-chan
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Post by sailorperkytoot123 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:34 pm

Dr. Casey wrote:I think the funniest line in the series so far is Usagi's "If you don't know who we are, we'll punish you!" from a late episode of S.
Oh I know I just watched that episode last night. That was when the Tomoe house was trapped in some other dimension and they were talking to Dr. Tomoe outside. Pretty funny.

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Post by Annie » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:49 pm

There are SO many funny lines in the original Sailor Moon episodes, but I can't really think of any right now...here are a few...

Naru: It's a promise ring.
Usagi: Pro-wrestling?
*has image of Naru and Umino wrestling*
Usagi: Kinky...

Haruka: Sailor Moon...how big is this room?
Usagi: 12 mats size. I thought it was quite big but when I look at it now...
*shot of 40932840923 people standing in Sailor Moon's dining room*

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Post by Neko » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:26 pm

Tiff wrote:And in the episode where Ikuko-mama gets her dream mirror violated (I swear, it's like some veiled attempt at molestation or something -_-)
I always thought so, too.

Anyhow...

From the S Movie...
Kakeru: Your owner must be an elegant person to name you "Luna."
(Luna imagines Usagi-chan laughing proudly in front of the word 'elegant'.)

From the curry episode in the R season...
Petz (disguised as a saleswoman): "You, there, might you be feeling anxious about your life? For an unhappy person like you, black is perfect! Let's have some Dark Fruits, and we can both be unhappy!"
Shoppers: [stare]
Kid (pointing at Petz): "Mom!"
Kid's mom: [to kid] "Don't look at her."

XD

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