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Post by writergirl » Tue Nov 18, 2003 10:04 pm

Oh.... heh... It looked like "stair" to me... it pry is stone... but it's still funny to see the look on Kaori's face after that!! hahaha. :lol:

OH yeah! I forgot about that one!!! haha. that's funny in the dub also! (but that's not for here... :D )
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Post by Dinozore » Tue Nov 18, 2003 10:12 pm

Tiff wrote:I love it when Tomoe breaks the phone from laughing so hard and she tells him it's coming out of his paycheck XD;
Wasn't it Eudial, not Kaorinite?

I loved that. My first thought was "He has a paycheck?" followed by "How much does being an evil scientist pay these days?"
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Post by Lady J » Tue Nov 18, 2003 10:26 pm

Minako: I'll pass!
Yaten: You didn't discard even though you could!
Minako: I'll discard them if you'll go on a date with me!
Yaten: What are you saying? Discard them!

Siren: Oh my God, you're wearing shoes on the table!

Both from episode 184.

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Post by Tiff » Tue Nov 18, 2003 10:53 pm

Dinozore wrote:Wasn't it Eudial, not Kaorinite?

I loved that. My first thought was "He has a paycheck?" followed by "How much does being an evil scientist pay these days?"
I have no idea. I put "she" as a general pronoun.
And yes, I thought the same thing. "WTF, they pay him?"

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Post by Mercurius » Wed Nov 19, 2003 12:56 am

The only ones that come to me immediately:

In the episode where Usagi and Mamoru went to see the violinist, there was a scene where everyone was sort of picking on Usagi, then she looks like she's going to get angry, but then she just grins and says "Today's Usa-chan is a good Usa-chan!" (or something like that...)

Also in the episode from the first season, with the fake Sailor Moon, Usagi says someting about catching her and making her pay a royalty for using Sailor Moon's name.

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Post by Akarui Kibuno » Wed Nov 19, 2003 11:31 am

Well this is not exactly a line but I love how a pizza is used for Moon Tiara action in the same ep in which Siren screams cause someone wears shoes on a table ;)
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Post by Tempest » Wed Nov 19, 2003 12:24 pm

Tiff wrote:
Dinozore wrote:Wasn't it Eudial, not Kaorinite?

I loved that. My first thought was "He has a paycheck?" followed by "How much does being an evil scientist pay these days?"
I have no idea. I put "she" as a general pronoun.
And yes, I thought the same thing. "WTF, they pay him?"
I'm 90% sure that it was Eudial. Tomoe didn't become more active and comical until after kaorinite. My sister and I joke saying Kaorinite was 'holding him back'. XD Post-Kaori Tomoe amuses me so.
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Wed Nov 19, 2003 4:47 pm

The Chibi-chibi cake throwing, towel pulling, everything Chibi-chibi in 184.

Ninja Usagi... you just can't help but not laugh...

Usagi: YOU SAW HIM NAKED??
Rei: only his back...
Usagi: YOU SAW HIS BACK!

and it keeps going on and on, and on...

when Tiger Eye is trying to seduce Rei, and then she just keeps ignorng him and then is swinging her broom around to try to find Usagi. :lol:

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Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

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Post by Starscream » Wed Nov 19, 2003 7:40 pm

I can't believe I forgot this...

Tiger's Eye (in forced English): "Ekusekuse me. What timu is it?"
Lady (less forced English): "Four thirty..."
TE: "OH MY GOD!"

And then he starts freaking out about being late. Best. Scene. Ever.
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Post by LadyFlameSniper » Thu Nov 20, 2003 12:29 am

I can't believe I forgot this...

Tiger's Eye (in forced English): "Ekusekuse me. What timu is it?"
Lady (less forced English): "Four thirty..."
TE: "OH MY GOD!"

And then he starts freaking out about being late. Best. Scene. Ever.

Oh yeah that was hilarious!

that dialogue between Usagi, Mako (?) and Ami was funny, where Ami kept saying with her glasses glowing- "Oh it's mixed with boys and girls? Ne?"

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:50 pm

LadyFlameSniper wrote:
I can't believe I forgot this...

Tiger's Eye (in forced English): "Ekusekuse me. What timu is it?"
Lady (less forced English): "Four thirty..."
TE: "OH MY GOD!"

And then he starts freaking out about being late. Best. Scene. Ever.

Oh yeah that was hilarious!

that dialogue between Usagi, Mako (?) and Ami was funny, where Ami kept saying with her glasses glowing- "Oh it's mixed with boys and girls? Ne?"

I don't remember what Stars episode it was..
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187.

In the same episode.

Minako: I'll be playing Volleyball! *whispers* with Yaten too! I'll make a love-love toss, he'll make a love-love hit, in the end we'll... *heart eyes for the rest of the scene*

When Seiya appears, it gets BETTER.

and Usagi attempting to catch the softball... and misses HORRIBLY... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

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Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
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Post by Rainbow » Thu Nov 20, 2003 5:02 pm

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Minako: I'll be playing Volleyball! *whispers* with Yaten too! I'll make a love-love toss, he'll make a love-love hit, in the end we'll... *heart eyes for the rest of the scene*
Actually, TAIKI'S the one she's going to play volleyball with. Yaten's going to play basketball with Makoto.
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Post by Tiff » Thu Nov 20, 2003 5:08 pm

Rainbow wrote:
Actually, TAIKI'S the one she's going to play volleyball with. Yaten's going to play basketball with Makoto.
o_O; are you positive? I seem to remember it being Yaten, as well.
EDIT: Never mind, you're right.

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Post by Celexa » Sun Nov 23, 2003 6:00 am

114. I Love Idols! Mimet's Worries

Rei: You return it. ["it"=pure heart]
Minako: Eh?
Makoto: You've been chasing Araki for all this time...
Usagi: You've been a fan since 7th grade, right?
Ami: Amazing...
Minako: AHAHAHAHAHAHA...Artemis you blabbermouth!

Mimete: Kill them with your song of death!
Daimon: *singing scales*
Mimete: What are you doing?!
Daimon: This delicate voice has to warm up.
Mimete: Hurry up!
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Rei: Wha...
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Artemis: Ow! Ow ow ow!
Makoto: I was hoping to prevent her from going to other people's houses...boy, Minako sure did a number on this place...

Artemis: I'm sorry...Minako isn't doing this on purpouse...
Rei: If she was, she'd be crueler than Esmerude!

Minako: Well you know what they say...people perfect their porrige by tasting others!
Artemis: That should be "Those who get a taste of their own medicine."
Minako: Waah...just let me sleep!

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Post by Miyamoto » Mon Nov 24, 2003 5:16 pm

I like the scenes from this ep...

http://www.angelfire.com/anime5/error_pics/smr56.html

In the DiC dub it's basically the same except Makoto ( -_- Lita in the dub) says she has better talent instead of better bust. lol...

I love Rei's and Usagi's reactions lol... It's a funny ep overall too.....

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Post by Quark » Wed Nov 26, 2003 2:23 am

My quoting of the lines is insanely far off but this is the gist of it. From the first episode of S

Minako: Don't regret the fish eggs from before
Ami: No! Don't memorize that Usagi! It's "Don't cry over spilled milk"
Usagi: Oh, but you know, the fish egg one is pretty good too
Minako: I know, like when I save fish eggs for a snack for later, and Artemis eats them, and I think "Why didn't I eat them earlier?"

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Post by Rainbow » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:52 am

Quark wrote:My quoting of the lines is insanely far off but this is the gist of it. From the first episode of S

Minako: Don't regret the fish eggs from before
Ami: No! Don't memorize that Usagi! It's "Don't cry over spilled milk"
Usagi: Oh, but you know, the fish egg one is pretty good too
Minako: I know, like when I save fish eggs for a snack for later, and Artemis eats them, and I think "Why didn't I eat them earlier?"
I like the dub version of the scene better:
Mina: Don't cry over misspelled silk.
Amy: (guessing on what she says) No, that's spilled milk!
Serena: I think misspelled silk works better.

I like this one better because it fits what's going on in the scene, which is studying.

Another one of Minako's original quote mess-ups makes no sense to me. This one's from the part where she and Usagi are fighting over Taiki's notebook:
Minako: Didn't you know that if you dig out the gold, you'll make a safe hit?
Taiki: Don't you mean "first come, first served?"

Okay...what, Minako? Her line makes no sense! I'm not sure if I like it or not, but it's pretty silly and nonsensical.
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Wed Nov 26, 2003 3:52 pm

in Stars 179:

It is SO funny when Usagi turns up on the cooking show and destroys everything... when the cake is put in... BANG!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

dear god... that scene is SO FUNNY!

Ami is SO funny when the Starlights show up... when she is going nuts over Taiki... "Are you an anonomous fan Ami-chan?"
And the part about the show...
"It's a popular show with over 30% Approval rating! *everyone looks at her* I don't know much about it though!" yeah... I don't know the approval rating of ANY show. ami ami ami...
and her face when she jumps up to see Taiki... :lol:
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Post by Miyamoto » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:24 pm

:( lol No one is gonna comment on my contribution? :( lol
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Post by Quark » Mon Dec 01, 2003 6:03 pm

Rainbow wrote:
Another one of Minako's original quote mess-ups makes no sense to me. This one's from the part where she and Usagi are fighting over Taiki's notebook:
Minako: Didn't you know that if you dig out the gold, you'll make a safe hit?
Taiki: Don't you mean "first come, first served?"

Okay...what, Minako? Her line makes no sense! I'm not sure if I like it or not, but it's pretty silly and nonsensical.
That line would probably make more sense for a person who could understand Japanese. I bet if there was a subtitle showing the two different phrases in Japanese, they would be really similar except for a single word.

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