funny sailormoon questions from non fans

Sailormars Obsessed fan · Post by **Sailormars Obsessed fan** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:54 pm

I just watched an episode today and my dad happened to catch it and saw Usagi transform.

He asked "What does she get stronger the shorter her skirt gets?"

I thought for a second and said "Yeah that pretty much explains it."

We both laughed.

Does anyone else have a story like this?

_Alexander_ · Post by **_Alexander_** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:15 pm

Not really like that but a couple of months ago I was lying in the livingroom couch and watched episode 15 of the Swedish Dub my dad came in and took a place in the couch.

He then asked: "Oh, do you watch Sandy Bell [or Hello! Sandy Bell]."
Me: "No."
Dad: "I used to watch Sandy Bell with your sister when she was young."
Me: "I'm not watching Sandy Bell!"
Dad: "Oh, you're watching the show with the Moon-girls, right?
Me: "Yeah, it's Sailor Moon!"

He then continued to watch it with me.

Cardcaptor Takato · Post by **Cardcaptor Takato** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:29 pm

One time I was watching my Sailor Moon DVDs with my sister and my dad came in the room and asked "How come they don't look Japanese?". Gee, dad, maybe because it's a cartoon?

#1SailorMoonFan · Post by **#1SailorMoonFan** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:34 pm

Post by **Tiff** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:36 pm

My poor mother attempted to watch it twice with me.

The first time, I was about 17 and watching the episode of the day on cartoon network, and it happened to be an R episode with "Rini".

(Mom) *blink, tilts head*
(Tiff)...yes?
(Mom) ...who is she? *points to Rini*
(Tiff) That's Sailor Moon's daughter.
(Mom) O__O BUT SHE'S SO YOUNG
(Tiff) -_- from the FUTURE. she's her daughter from the FUTURE.
(Mom)....oh. *blank look* .........why is she so MEAN? GOD, she's MEAN. RINI, STOP BEING MEAN.
(Tiff) ^^;;

The second time, I was watching my subbed R movie for the first time, completely engrossed in the living room. Mom sat down and watched for a few seconds. There's complete silence, and all of a sudden my mom bursts out with:

"OH MY GOD, I CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SUBTITLES. How can you figure out what's going on?! Why is there-WAIT! I didn't finish reading that!!"

"....-_____-;"

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:51 pm

Tiff

"OH MY GOD, I CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SUBTITLES. How can you figure out what's going on?! Why is there-WAIT! I didn't finish reading that!!"

Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where they're at the theatre:

Homer:"Who's that guy? What did that guy say when I said 'Who's that guy'"?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:49 pm

One time I was watching the R movie (with subs of course) in my living room, and my 80-something year old grandmother walked in during Usagi's transformation and asked if she was rollerskating.

She also had some interesting comments about Haruka.

My parents used to ask strange questions about Uranus and Neptune too, but luckily for me one of my dad's employees is a fan and explained the whole thing to him. He can now often be found whistling Moonlight Densetsu.

Oh, I also remember watching the episode where Pharaoh 90 is destroyed, and my mom saw the part where Sailor Moon appeared holding Hotaru, and my mother, with the most WTF-tastic look ever on her face asked, "She had a baby???!!"

sailorperkytoot123 · Post by **sailorperkytoot123** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:14 pm

Roller skating.....
My dad saw some episodes with me when I was watching them at different times and he saw them transform and he says "but they're naked!" I said "They're not naked, they just aren't wearing anything." Ugh, and he came in when I was watchingthe final episode....ugh...

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:50 am

An interesting conversation about Sailor Moon that I had with my mom's boyfriend about Sailor Moon, recently...

Him: What is that?
Me: Sailor Moon.
Him: They don't look like sailors.
Me: They have on sailor- like outfits.
Him: Is it porn?
Me: O.O Noooo!
Him: Well, just a lot of that Japanimation is porn.
Me: -___-;; This is a show...For KIDS!!
Him: Japanese kids watch porno too.
Me: Whatever. *Said as I proceed to take out the tape and go to my room*

...Sometimes, he really irritates me. =D

Musashi · Post by **Musashi** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:05 am

>>>Japanese kids watch porno too.

-STAB- No, their parents just aren't as uptight about MULTICOLOR FLASHY SPARKLY NON-DETAILED NUDITY. ... -STAB-

#1SailorMoonFan · Post by **#1SailorMoonFan** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:50 am

N/A

Edit By Bob: Using Quote to try and rebuild thread. PS - #1SailorMoonFan is an idiot.

"Friend watching the episode where the Holy Grail awakens:
Friend: OMG SHE HAS GIGANTIC BOOBIES LOOK AT THEM!!! URANUS REALLY IS A LESBIAN BECAUSE SHE IS PICTURING NAKED GIRLS!!!!!
Me: ....-_-;"

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:54 am

#1SailorMoonFan wrote:Friend watching the episode where the Holy Grail awakens:
Friend: OMG SHE HAS GIGANTIC BOOBIES LOOK AT THEM!!! URANUS REALLY IS A LESBIAN BECAUSE SHE IS PICTURING NAKED GIRLS!!!!!
Me: ....-_-;

LOL...That doesnt even make any sense.

#1SailorMoonFan · Post by **#1SailorMoonFan** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:57 am

N/A

Edit by Bob: Same as above. #1SMF is still an idiot.

"Um, how doesn't it? It's the scene where Uranus is almost dead and she pictures Usagi as a naked Messiah. My friend was a non fan so I tried getting him to be one. He's still a non fan. -_-"

Alexclow345 · Post by **Alexclow345** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:09 am

#1SailorMoonFan wrote:Friend watching the episode where the Holy Grail awakens:
Friend: OMG SHE HAS GIGANTIC BOOBIES LOOK AT THEM!!! URANUS REALLY IS A LESBIAN BECAUSE SHE IS PICTURING NAKED GIRLS!!!!!
Me: ....-_-;

Well, she is a lesbian but not with Moon...

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:32 am

#1SailorMoonFan wrote:Um, how doesn't it? It's the scene where Uranus is almost dead and she pictures Usagi as a naked Messiah. My friend was a non fan so I tried getting him to be one. He's still a non fan. -_-

Oh well... I didn't exactly remember that they showed the Messiah when the Holy Grail was awakened or whatever. =|

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:01 am

Mom: "Why don't they have noses?"

And though not a question, my brothers love mocking the scene in the first season when Mamoru and Nephrite pass each other at the doll convention. Every time it's brought up, the two of us that act out the scene exaggerate the distance between the two characters and the timing of their speeches:

Brother 1: "Do we...know each other?"

Brother 2, 10 feet away and after 15 seconds: "No, we've...never met."

I always bust out laughing.

nap* · Post by nap* » Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:36 pm

I was watching S when my older sister came to watch it, i was watch in english when...

Sis: Who that
Me: That Hakura, Sailor Uranus
Sis: Is He gay?
Me: Well yes but she' a woman
Sis: No, that's a man

Another day anther episode

Watching Sailor Venus's transfomation

Sis: What rubbish music.
Background singers: Se-ra Ve-nusssss
Sis: So is Sailor moon's, Sailor Moo-ooon?

Watch Sailor Moon transformation

Sis: Why is she naked?
her torso thing appears
Me: There happy now

Rin · Post by **Rin** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:27 pm

"Why is she called Sailor Moon? Does she sail across the moon?" -One of my classmates in the seventh grade.

"They dont look Japanese." My mom after we started watching the S movie.

Sailormars Obsessed fan · Post by **Sailormars Obsessed fan** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:33 am

My dad who is a bit silly in his old age will often dance around and sing along with the music to shows.

I made the mistake of allowing him to see the dub music once and now everytime I watch an episode he will badly sing the opening, but he changes the words for example.

"She is the one name sailor goon"
or
"You can gag me with a spoon."

I really want to smack him sometimes.

tangledupxinplaid · Post by **tangledupxinplaid** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:56 am

Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote: "She is the one name sailor goon"
or
"You can gag me with a spoon."

That's so stupid it's kind of funny.

Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote: I just watched an episode today and my dad happened to catch it and saw Usagi transform.

He asked "What does she get stronger the shorter her skirt gets?"

I thought for a second and said "Yeah that pretty much explains it."

Best one so far.