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Post by Dinozore » Tue Nov 18, 2003 3:41 pm

"Injector, beat her down!"
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I crack up when I hear that one.
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Post by Tiff » Tue Nov 18, 2003 4:24 pm

Em wrote:
Serena useing sliver crystal Scout call out Sernea and Serinty ( I think

Darain: MY LOVE!

had me in a fit of laughter wehn I heard that line don't know why I just find it funny
LMAO that's because he sounded like such an idiot.

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
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Post by writergirl » Tue Nov 18, 2003 8:59 pm

Em wrote:Another one from R moive

It's just how it's said really

Serena useing sliver crystal Scout call out Sernea and Serinty ( I think

Darain: MY LOVE!

had me in a fit of laughter wehn I heard that line don't know why I just find it funny
Heh, yeah I just rolled mny eyes when I heard that, I have to say it every time though... exaggerated of course, MY LOVE! *proceeds to grab her chest and falls to the floor* talk about swept off your feet,,, tee hee
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Post by Lady J » Tue Nov 18, 2003 10:23 pm

"That's it flamingo head there's no way you're staying in this house."-Serena Times Two

It was so stupid that it was funny.

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Post by RyoRei0110 » Wed Nov 19, 2003 5:17 pm

This was during the SuperS movie..

"Look how beautiful and unburnt my cookies turned out! Yours are funny looking - JUST LIKE YOU - I bet mine taste better too!"

It always cracks me up whenever I see that part XD
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Post by Shadow » Wed Nov 19, 2003 7:16 pm

RyoRei0110 wrote:This was during the SuperS movie..

"Look how beautiful and unburnt my cookies turned out! Yours are funny looking - JUST LIKE YOU - I bet mine taste better too!"

It always cracks me up whenever I see that part XD
That scene was so awesome. I loved Usagi's face. Her laugh scared me when I first heard it. (Kotono Mitsuishi's Usagi laugh, that is.)

I still love that scene, though. Both the Serena and Usagi versions are so great.

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Post by Tiff » Wed Nov 19, 2003 8:07 pm

Mercury to Malachite: GO BLEACH YOUR ROOTS, CREEP!

It just sounds so out of character.

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by Starscream » Wed Nov 19, 2003 8:16 pm

Tiff wrote:Mercury to Malachite: GO BLEACH YOUR ROOTS, CREEP!

It just sounds so out of character.
YES! I wanted to mention that line, but I forgot exactly how it went.

And how can you bleach your roots if ALL your hair is white? Poor, premature-graying Malachite :(
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Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
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Post by Lady J » Thu Nov 20, 2003 1:23 am

Another so stupid it was funny line:

"Makeover time for you pancake face."-Sailor Moon, Serena Times Two

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Post by Tiff » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:22 am

Starscream wrote:
YES! I wanted to mention that line, but I forgot exactly how it went.

And how can you bleach your roots if ALL your hair is white? Poor, premature-graying Malachite :(
It's gotta be the stress of being Zoicite's parter. Come on. The high-pitched laugh, the lack of body parts that females generally tend to have, and the irritating lines. I'd go grey, too.

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by J Anderson » Thu Nov 20, 2003 5:07 am

Dinozore wrote:"Injector, beat her down!"
Emerald

I crack up when I hear that one.
I just had horrible flashbacks of the Beast Wars toy that no one on Earth wanted...


Here's one that just boggles the mind-

"The thicker the makeup, the more men are attracted to you, that's my experience"- episode 55 monster

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Post by Starscream » Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:29 am

Tiff wrote:
Starscream wrote:
YES! I wanted to mention that line, but I forgot exactly how it went.

And how can you bleach your roots if ALL your hair is white? Poor, premature-graying Malachite :(
It's gotta be the stress of being Zoicite's parter. Come on. The high-pitched laugh, the lack of body parts that females generally tend to have, and the irritating lines. I'd go grey, too.
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Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
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Post by Celexa » Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:43 am

I've been watching the dub recently, and there were some sorta funny lines in S!

105. Show Stoppers-

Mina: Oh I'll take you there! That's my favorite park!
Lita: Since when?
Amy: Mina, that's your I'm-Hiding-Something voice, so spill!

It sounds so much like my tomboy friend, it's not even funny. And the way Lita delievered her line was great! XD


107. Mimet's Mess -

Tomo: Tomorrow is another day...when evil can rule!

I do have to say this line was rather interesting. It sounded so in character yet so...out of character.

Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....

Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!

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Post by devilmaykickass » Sun Nov 23, 2003 10:29 am

The dubbed R movie...

Sailor Moon to the plant monster "And believe me, we get to the ROOT of every problem!"

Ohh yeah, and from "Follow the Leader"...

Ami: "hey, lets make me leader!
Rei: "No way! I was a sailor Scout before you!"

Lita: "Woah Jedite was a tough one, we'd better be careful!"

Ohh yeah and the one that made me about crap my pants:

After Fiore pushes Serena down in the dubbed R movie and walks away...
Rei: "Coward! Come back here!"
lita: "Its not nice to push people!"

WTF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *shoots self*
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Post by Tempest » Sun Nov 23, 2003 10:39 am

We aren't discussing lame or stupid lines, but rather dub lines we consider to be funny.
And really, why shouldn't we be afraid? In case you haven't heard, life is terminal. Cigarettes will kill you. So will your cellphone. Your car is a deadly weapon and alcohol is a quiet killer. Don't lick the lead-based paint on the walls. Don't lick the back of a postage stamp and certainly don't lick any strangers! That will bring you down quickly indeed. Don't drink the water but don't drink less than eight glasses a day. Your enviroment is toxic, your natural resources are dwindling, your days are numbered, but what ever you do, don't panic! The stress, don't you know, will kill you.
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Post by devilmaykickass » Sun Nov 23, 2003 11:21 am

Well the lame and stupid ones are those that I find to be funny. So sorry if you dissagree. :wink:

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Post by Tempest » Sun Nov 23, 2003 11:41 am

I must have taken your posts out of context. It just looked like you pointed out lines you considered to be stupid or lame for the fact they were stupid or lame, not because you thought they were funny. I apologize for taking your post out of context.
And really, why shouldn't we be afraid? In case you haven't heard, life is terminal. Cigarettes will kill you. So will your cellphone. Your car is a deadly weapon and alcohol is a quiet killer. Don't lick the lead-based paint on the walls. Don't lick the back of a postage stamp and certainly don't lick any strangers! That will bring you down quickly indeed. Don't drink the water but don't drink less than eight glasses a day. Your enviroment is toxic, your natural resources are dwindling, your days are numbered, but what ever you do, don't panic! The stress, don't you know, will kill you.
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Post by Anthy » Sun Nov 23, 2003 10:47 pm

Sometime in R:

Moon: "I'm gonna WHIP YOUR BUTT!"
Enemything: "YOU, whip ME?!"

I have a .wav of it and I love it so dearly. ^^
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Post by Slrjoecool » Sun Nov 23, 2003 10:52 pm

Anthy wrote:Sometime in R:

Moon: "I'm gonna WHIP YOUR BUTT!"
Enemything: "YOU, whip ME?!"

I have a .wav of it and I love it so dearly. ^^
This is in the final battle of R, with WiseMan. Said just before "Power of Love" starts to play, actually. *Loves that song... @__@*

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Post by Tiff » Mon Nov 24, 2003 12:12 am

Slrjoecool wrote:
Anthy wrote:Sometime in R:

Moon: "I'm gonna WHIP YOUR BUTT!"
Enemything: "YOU, whip ME?!"

I have a .wav of it and I love it so dearly. ^^
This is in the final battle of R, with WiseMan. Said just before "Power of Love" starts to play, actually. *Loves that song... @__@*
It's such a horrid euphemism. *snicker*
And I find myself busting into that song while driving down the road sometimes -_- I'm so ashamed.

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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