Stuff the Senshi would never say

Rin · Post by **Rin** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:17 am

Ok, I haven't read through them all, so I don't know if any of these have been done.

Luna: Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
Artemis: I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver

Mamoru: Usagi, I have a confession to make, I'm only using you to get your mother

Chibi Chibi: To be or not to be

Ami: (doing a Homer Simpson impression): Mmmm... Ice cream

Announcer: Sailor Moon you have just defeated Chaos, what are you going to do next?
Sailor Moon: I'm going to Disney World!

Hotaru: (To her classmates) Hey you jerks! Back off before I beat the **** out of you!

Sailor Moon: For love and justice...
youma: *Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!* Wow, that was way too easy.

Queen Beryl: Too bad Sailor Moon, Endymion and I made sweet love last night.
Endymion: Ha! Jokes on you, I happen to have AIDS!
Sailor Moon/Queen Beryl: Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!

Michiru: Wow, that's so wicked cool! Like totally, that's just major boss! tee hee!

Makoto: Somebody help me! These boys are being so mean to me!

Chibi Usa: I see dead people

Ami: (After watching Rei slap Usagi a few times) Oh, how kinky!

Minako: It's just like they say, the apple never falls far from the tree

Rei: Yuichiru! I love you! And if you value your life, you better be in my room in five minutes!

Luna: Waaaaaaaaaah! I don't want to be Princess Serenity's guardian cat!

Artemis: Queen Serenity, what's the real reason that you sent all the senshi down to Earth to ae peaceful time?
Queen Serenity: Oh, I met this really hot rock star from the outer rim, and everyone on the moon is always interupting me!

Chibi Usa: (in a very evil sinister voice) Usagi, I am your daughter!
Usagi: Nooooooooooooooo! (Jumps out her window)

Setsuna: oooh, what does this button do?

Mamoru: I am to sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt

Usagi: So Rei, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?
Rei: Same thing we do every night Usagi, try to take over the world!

Ami: Good afternoon, you have reached the number one phone sex hotline in Japan...

Makoto: Damn these breast! I'm so getting a reduction tomorrow!

Setsuna: I. am. so. horny!

Haruka: Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch!

Motoki: Usagi is so hot! I need to bang her right now!

Haruna: Men are so stupid! From now on, I'm going to be an independent woman!

Ami: I should really give Urawa-san a call.

Post by **Tiff** » Thu May 11, 2006 7:36 am

Usagi: So Rei, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?
Rei: Same thing we do every night Usagi, try to take over the world!

For some reason, that mental picture just cracked me the hell up.

NameGoesHere · Post by **NameGoesHere** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:16 am

Pinky and the Brain reference. *spazzes and short-circuits* I always imagined Ami as Brain, though...

Musashi · Post by **Musashi** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:08 am

In the same day that my friend made an 'Are you PONDERING what I'm PONDERING?' avatar.
Awesome. xDD

Anyway...

Sailor Earth: Look, guys! I got an operation so I can finally be a Sailor Senshi! ^^
Usagi: Tuxedo Kamen? O_o; ... A-ah! o.o -watches as Chibiusa fizzle out of existence- ... -forgets why she was upset-

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:15 pm

Tiff wrote:
Usagi: So Rei, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?
Rei: Same thing we do every night Usagi, try to take over the world!
For some reason, that mental picture just cracked me the hell up.

I thought of a song to go with that when I read it:

Usagi and the Rei
It's Usagi and the Rei,
One is a priestess, the other's a clutz,
They're schoolgirls, who take over the world,
It's Usagi, Usagi and the Rei Rei Rei Rei Rei!

Before each day is done,
Their plan will be unfurled,
They will rule all,
And still be cute schoolgirls!

(music interlude)

Usagi and the Rei
It's Usagi and the Rei,
Their schoolyard campaign,
Is easy to explain,
To prove their girlish worth,
They'll overtake the Earth (insert picture of Usagi and Rei fighting over Tuxedo Mask here)

It's Usagi, Usagi and the Rei Rei Rei Rei Rei!

Rin · Post by **Rin** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:05 pm

Thanks to you Rainbow, I almost spit my drink all over my computer from laughing so hard!

Post by **Tiff** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:14 pm

Rainbow wrote:
Tiff wrote:
Usagi: So Rei, what are we gonna do tomorrow night?
Rei: Same thing we do every night Usagi, try to take over the world!
For some reason, that mental picture just cracked me the hell up.
I thought of a song to go with that when I read it:

Usagi and the Rei
It's Usagi and the Rei,
One is a priestess, the other's a clutz,
They're schoolgirls, who take over the world,
It's Usagi, Usagi and the Rei Rei Rei Rei Rei!

Before each day is done,
Their plan will be unfurled,
They will rule all,
And still be cute schoolgirls!

(music interlude)

Usagi and the Rei
It's Usagi and the Rei,
Their schoolyard campaign,
Is easy to explain,
To prove their girlish worth,
They'll overtake the Earth (insert picture of Usagi and Rei fighting over Tuxedo Mask here)

It's Usagi, Usagi and the Rei Rei Rei Rei Rei!

dear god. *dead*

Rin · Post by **Rin** » Fri May 12, 2006 4:53 pm

Zoycite(in the NA Dub): You know, it's just not fair! Every other female anime character gets an unrealistically large pair of breast and no one can even tell that I'm a woman! Well, as soon as I get my hands on that silver crystal...

To the American Pokemon theme (No, I don't know what I was thinking)

Usagi: I wanna be the very best, the best senshi there ever was.
Haruna: To teach Usagi is my real test
Luna: To train her is my cause
Inner senshi: We will travel across the land, searching far and wide, Until we find the Moon Princess, and defeat the Dark Kingdom!
Villians: Sailor Moon! Gotta catch her now!
Luna and Artemis: It's you and me, you know it's our destiny.
Inner senshi: Sailor Moon!
Rei to Usagi: Oh your my best friend, in a world we must defend
victims: Sailor Moon!
Ami: I am a genius yes it's true
Makoto: With my lightning, I'll zap all of you
Minako: What's the answer to this I have no clue.
All Characters: Sailor Moon!
Villians: Sailor Moon! Gotta catcher now, gotta catch her now, Sailor Moon!

Mamoru: (singing) I wanna hippopatomus for Christmas!

Ami: Usagi, where do babies come from?

SMfanx1000 · Post by **SMfanx1000** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:42 pm

Oh. my. GOD! SO funny....well, not just you Rin, everybody! But I've gotta admit, yours were pretty funny. Anyway, I've got a scenario that would never happen...at least, I hope not.

Haruka: Hey Michiru, remember when in ep. 103 when we bought that goldfish at the Junburo festival?

Michiru: Yes??

Haruka: Well, I've made a decision.

Michiru: What, are you going to eat John? *belly rumbles* I want a piece!

Haruka: No!! I've decided to wed with John. The wedding is tomorrow.

Michiru: Aww, but I'm so hungry, Haruka! And you know that we're both starving!

Haruka: *belly rumbles in agreement* ...well you're not eating my groom! And for wanting to eat him you're not invited to the wedding! *walks away to do something else*

Michiru: WAAAAHH!! I'm still hungry! *belly rumbles* I guess Nick will do. *gets out skillet, takes Nick out of bowl and cooks him*

Weird, huh? And the strangest thing is that Haruka and Michiru are two of my fav. characters in SM, and I'm making fun of them. Hmm...
I could be evil!

nap* · Post by nap* » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:02 pm

Sailor Moon: Dark Power Make UP

Mars (dub): Fire Soul

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:07 pm

Ami: Who's up for some COLESLAW?!
Rei: Oooooh me me me me!
Luna: Can't have it, I'm a strict meat-only diet.

^ I have no idea.

sailorperkytoot123 · Post by **sailorperkytoot123** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:33 pm

Moon Kingdom Ballroom-
Queen Serenity walks in with Princess.
Queen: The princess is here! Sarenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Princess: This beat is automatic, supersonic....

(I have no idea)

Haruka: Hey Michiru....
Michiru: Ew! Don't touch me! Hey! Violin fight! (throws violins at each other)

Usagi: Moon Crystal Power...Make- AHHHHHH! (brooch opens and spider falls out of it onto her head.

Ami and Luna: HAHAHAHA! Good one Ami! (Ami and Luna high five each other and start making out)

Gamer8585 · Post by **Gamer8585** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:57 pm

Things the senshi would never say,eh. hmmmmm..........

Usagi: Mamoru, do you mind?! I'm trying to study!

Ami: Oh, yeah...thats right get it up there stud!....*later*That'll be
$100.

Rei: You must accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior!!

Makoto: That sex change was worth it!

Minako: Life is dark and miserable...Death is the only truth...Love is
pain...Pain is Love. *Proceeds to cut herself*

Chibusa: Usgai-Momma.

Setsuna: I wonder what would happen if I took a leak in the
primordial soup?

Micharu: Haruka, I think we need some time apart.

Haruka: [to Micharu] YOU THINK I'M WHAT?!!! I thought you were
just being realy friendly...oh my god do I realy give people
that impression?! No wonder no boy has ever asked me
out. *proceeds to cry like Usagi*

Hotaru: I wonder what it would be like to rule the universe. *Face goes silhouette* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Others:

Luna: Usagi, if we don't steel all of the catnip our enimies will use it for evil. No more questions, I'm Jones'n!

Artimis: Minako, you must become a star! In this world money is far more important than traning!

Mamoru: Whats this baby? Mr. Franklin here is lonley. Let me ask
you: Are you not working? Are you holding out on me?
Does Mamoru have to choke a bitch?

Diana: THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE THE AGE OF MAN TO END, AND THE LORD OF HELL TO REIN OVER THE EARTH!

Panda · Post by **Panda** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:24 pm

Usagi: Pegasus? You mean...?
Pegasus: That's right Yugi... er.. Usagi... I challenge you to DUEL!
Haruka: With the power of love and friendship we can win!
Makoto: I'll beat Pegasus with my Blue-Eyed-Cool-Shiny-Dragon card! In ATTACK MODE!
Usagi: O_O
Haruka: O_O

(I fucking hate Yugi-oh...)

nap* · Post by nap* » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:23 pm

Usagi: (to outers) If your so strong why am i always the one to survive till the end

Ami: Screw you mother, I wan't to be an artist like my father, why should i catch unknown dieases every day

Rei: Evil Spirit Proceed. Flame On

Makoto: It's clobbering time

Minako: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, your desire.

Chibi-Usa:(to Pegasus) My little pony, my little pony

Setsuna: Hmm I should really abuse time travel, IF you know what i mean.

Hakura: Mamoru, your not good enough to be king step aside and let a woman show you how it's done

Michiru: He boys, want me, come get me.

Mamoru: Aww, Uranus is now king and she be please Usagi in ways I couldn't.

Chibi-Chibi: I am galaxia strongest sailor senshi in the galaxy

Luna(to artimis): Smelly cat, smelly cat what are the feeding you
Diana: Smell cat, smelly cat it's not your fault

Artimis: meow... (i couldn't think of anything)

the*blue*girl · Post by **the*blue*girl** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:49 pm

usagi: mamo-chan... i have something to tell you. remember that creepy prince dude who wanted me back in season two?

mamoru: uh-huh...

usagi: well, i've decided he's hotter than you, so im making him king instead. i hope you understand.

chibiusa: O.O does that mean you wont be my mommy?! WAHHHH BUT I LOVE YOU!!!

mamoru:... im sorry what were we talking about? i got distracted by that shiney thing...

Anna Roz · Post by **Anna Roz** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:58 pm

Hmm..let's see..(been a while since I've done one of these)

Haruka: OMG! COCKROACH! Somebody kill it! WILL SOMEONE JUST KILL IT!? AAAIIIEE!

Seiya: I was never interested in YOU, Odango! I wanted to be with HER *motions to Luna, who blushes*

Chibiusa:..I'm going to shave my head and become a monk..

Taiki: *sparks shooting out of ears* Cannot compute..cannot compute..too much date..error..error..oh no..FOREHEAD..OVERLOAD *head explodes*

Ami: I eat cannibal. Feed on animal. Your love is so edible to me..I eat cannibals!

Mamoru: I'm so jealous. They get to do everything! Put on mini skirts and high heels and blast stuff, but nooo..I do nothing but spout off and throw roses! HOW DO I GO ABOUT GETTING SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE!? I want my super-name legally changed to Sailor EARTH! Look, I can work that skirt! *shakes*

Usagi: *snaps a youma's neck* I'm siiiinging in the rain! *pins another to a wall and punches it in the groin* Just siiiinging in the rain-*shoves her sceptre through another's heart* What a gloorrious feeling! *punches a head off* I'm HAPPY again..

sailorperkytoot123 · Post by **sailorperkytoot123** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:35 pm

Usagi: I hate you.

Crecent beam · Post by **Crecent beam** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:53 pm

Actually,

she said this to Mamoru in episode 101.

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:57 pm

Zoicite: Hmm... Kunzite-san, I'm thinking about getting a sex change. What do you think?
Kunzite: Sex change? But, but but...
Zoicite: No butting. Or something. I'm tired of being a man. Plus, if we're going to be invading this place called America soon, we have too straight so we can meet their tight-assed standards.
Kunzite: Well, um, you know.. I guess, but--
Zoicite: Good! So I'll get that done tomorrow, and I'll make sure the twins get a face lift, too! ;]
Kunzite: Oh gawd...The twins? Puh-leez, you said you wouldn't refer to them as...As THAT.