Stuff the Senshi would never say

jam-chan · Post by **jam-chan** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:01 pm

oooo, i have a few!

Nehelenia: OMG, would you LOOK at this ZIT??????!!!!! I'M HIDEOUS!!!! *sobs*

Urawa: AMI?? EEEW, why would I like her? I mean, she's such a loser.....I'm too good to be seen with a nerd like her.

Haruka: Racing sucks! I'm turning in this stupid car for something REALLY awesome- a unicycle!! How cool does that sound, Michi?
Michiru: O__O

Ami: Ryo-chan.............*clings*....hold me..........

Heartless_Fiend · Post by **Heartless_Fiend** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:28 am

Artemis: You know, that Oscar kid isn't so bad after all...
(note: those familiar with Megane6.7's MSTings will probably get it...)

Galaixia: What am I doing? Taking over the universe is so cliche. From now on, I'm going to dedicate my life to ramen! *rushes off to nearest ramen stand*

Fish's Eye: Forget Mamoru! I love you, Zirconia!

Mimete: Sailor Uranus! You're the sexiest woman alive! Take me! I'm yours!

Michiru: Yo, F*** that violin s***. I be goin' gangsta!

Hotaru: Chibi Usa, you're a whiny little brat.

Rei: Praise Jesus!

Haruka: Michiru, can I borrow one of your dresses?

Mamoru: Why am I such an easy target for brainwashing? From now on, I'm wearing aluminum foil on my head!

Setsuna: You are so the bomb, Diana.

Post by **Tiff** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:00 pm

Heartless_Fiend wrote:
Michiru: Yo, F*** that violin s***. I be goin' gangsta!

...The sheer thought of Michiru going "YO, FUCK THAT VIOLINE SHIT" in a gangsta voice just cracked me the hell up.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:10 am

Usagi: I hate you, Seiya! Taiki and Yaten are so much better than you since they’re so quiet and reserved!

Ami: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I’m going to take over the world with my genius powers!

Minako: I hate being a princess because they tell me to be reserved! I will NEVER be reserved! And I hate Taiki!

Haruka: WAAAAAH!!! Cars make me motion sick! (barfs)

Seiya: I hate you, Usagi! You always steal my ice cream! I’d rather have Hotaru for a girlfriend. (kisses Hotaru)

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:37 pm

Ami: My name is Amy Anderson!

ChibiChibi: I hate donuts!

Mamoru: Usagi, those meatballs make you look so stupid! Take them out so you can look more like Mina!

Hotaru: I LOVE Helios and I am so not jealous of your relationship with the wonderful, adorable Chibusa!
or
I LOVE HELIOS! BACK OFF, CHIBIUSA!

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:05 pm

Michiru: DOWN WITH THE OCEANS! GLOBAL WARMING WILL DESTORY YOU ALL!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough hack cough*

Usagi: I just Love the arts! Do you know I got int eh London symphony? *plays Violin*

Minako: Idol? screw it, I want to be an accountent. they have the most interesting jobs!!

Makoto: INSTA-RAMEN FOR-EH-VA! I HATE FANCY MEALS!!!

Ami: Computers? what are those? look, a car! *runs over*

Rei: I HATE MY RELIGION! *burns her shito gowns*

Haruka: you know, I think that I'd be better off as a priestess!

Butterscotch · Post by **Butterscotch** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:22 pm

Michiru: I have a new attack! Neptune Graceful Symphony! *slams a baddie over the head with her violin*

TonyOctober 2.0 · Post by **TonyOctober 2.0** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:49 pm

Serena: I love carrots!
Rini: Me too!

Amara: (Wakes up wearing girly stuff) Cool I'm a girl!
Michelle: (Wakes up wearing tomboy stuff) And I'm a boy!
Amara and Michelle: We love our new bodies!

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:04 pm

Heartless_Fiend wrote:Artemis: You know, that Oscar kid isn't so bad after all...
(note: those familiar with Megane6.7's MSTings will probably get it...)

And those that aren't will be better off. @_@

Origiri · Post by **Origiri** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:58 am

Haruka:I hope my boyfriend will adore my new, long hairstyle!

ChibiUsa: Oh I so despise pink! I can't stand anything that is pink!

Mamoru:Usako, do you love me?

Naru:I know Usagi is indeed Sailormoon! How clever I am!

Tuxedo Mask: URGH I have an allergy to roses!

Rei:It is too hot! Somebody please open the window!

Prof.Tomoe:Aaagh I am dazzled again! Cursed glasses!

Kaorinite:Tomoe, baby, you make me feel so hot! I simply loove your wickedly shining glasses in the dark and your sexy maniac laughter!

Kunzite:Zoisite, can you please stay away from me! You make me feel sick!

Rubeus:Cooan, I will make you the woman of my life!

Esmeraude:Rubeus is soo cute! I can never leave him in exploding UFOs and the like!

Nehelenia:I am...afraid of the dark!

Tigerseye: Fisheye! You were right! Men are so hot...er I mean they have such wonderful dreams!

Hawkseye:I am developing a nasty knack for tiny girls!

Hobbes · Post by **Hobbes** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:41 am

Mamoru: Usagi, I have something to tell you. It's just not working out and I've discovered the love of my life is Ami. I hope you understand.

Usagi: Of course Mamoru-san. I have found my love too. I hope you don't mind that Artemis is Chibi-Usa's father.

Rei: Usagi you should turn to God for He does miraculous things.

Minako: My dream of being a pop idol is silly. I'm shooting for Tokyo University as number one in the country!

Makato: And I'm headed to America by plane to go to Devry University to work on computers!

Ami: Now that I've found a man, I no longer have the drive to be number one. I think I'll just become a housewife for the rest of my days.

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:55 am

Kunzite: Guess who made WAFFLES?
Zoicite: Yum. <3

...Don't even ask. xD;;

corza-chan · Post by **corza-chan** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:10 pm

Usagi: What'd you expect.... I'm blonde!

Ami: I'm havin a nite out on the town 2nite!

Rei: My preminition was wrong... again!

Makoto: Hey! That guy looks like my father... 0_0

Minako: Artemis... Why are you white?

Chibi Usa: S***! I've lost track of how old I am!

Mamoru: I don't know why I put up Usagi's s***! Hey luna!

Usagi: This is the final season Naru-chan, i'm sorry... but you've been ditched...

Meh... i'm tired

Matto · Post by **Matto** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:56 pm

Mars: Usagi you forgot our meeting!
Usagi: ...0__________0;

Makoto: My old sempai seems to be multiplying, since he had black hair...oh wait, I live in Japan...huh?

Hotaru: Evil is going to kill us.
Haruka: AGAIN?!
Hotaru: Yes, but before that I know a certain Papa who stole my Cheetoes.

Hikari no Senshi · Post by **Hikari no Senshi** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:48 pm

(During the battle with Mistress 9)

Sailor Moon: I must use the Holy Grail to finish of Mistress 9, even if it means sacraficing Hotaru's life! CRISIS, MAKE UP! Rainbow Moon...

Neptune: WAIT!

Uranus: DON'T DO IT! WE HAVE TO SAVE HER LIFE!

SMfanx1000 · Post by **SMfanx1000** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:03 pm

Well, I have a few...

Haruka: Oooowwwwiieee!!!!! Michiru, I have a boo-boo! Can you kiss it for me?

Michiru: 0_____o.......

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(In a locker room)
Haruka: Dammit, I need a tampon! Michiru, do you have an extra one I could borrow?

Michiru: OMG, Haruka.....you're a girl!!
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(sitting down talking to herself)
Michiru: You know what, I hate playing classical music on this stupid violin! *smashes violin on ground* I want to play hard rock on an electric guitar! OH YEAH! WINDMILL!

Pipestrell · Post by **Pipestrell** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:24 pm

Ami: I never really wanted to be a doctor. I wanted to be...a lumberjack!

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:07 pm

Michiru: Ugh... You know what? The violin sucks, I want to try something new. Hey, Haruka-san! Wanna challenge me to a game of DUELING BANJOS?!

Haruka: o_____O

Pipestrell · Post by **Pipestrell** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:34 pm

(During R)

Sailor Moon: "Moon Princess DETONATION!" *explodes*

Tuxedo Kamen: "My dream came true? Sweet!"

NameGoesHere · Post by **NameGoesHere** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:16 pm

Beryl: Oh, dear! Did I just kill your one true love? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Sailor Moon: Ah, don't worry. *shrug* It happens.
Beryl: Are you sure you're not mad?
Sailor Moon: Yeah, I'm sure. ^_^
Beryl: So... *fidgets*
Sailor Moon: So... *scratches the back of her head*
Beryl: Uh... You wanna go to a movie or something?
Sailor Moon: Sweet plan!

It sounded better in my head than it does typed out...

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Stuff the Senshi would never say

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