Stuff the Senshi would never say

SailorSpace · Post by **SailorSpace** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:27 pm

Pegasus: How I wish I was really a unicorn... No wait... a stripeless ZEBRA!

Usagi: Bunnies SUCK!

Rei: I hate fire. It burns. Really bad.

Ami: I just wanna go swimming in goo, I HATE water!

Michiru: I'm an aquaphobe.

Sestuna: I have no idea how to tell time.

Umino · Post by **Umino** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:09 pm

Michiru: EW! HARUKA! Did you just try to KISS ME? GROSS! I'm calling Brad!

Vesta · Post by **Vesta** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:46 am

Ami: *sings* Caaaaaaaaaan you feel the loooooooooove tonight?

Luna: Oooooooh, kinky!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:48 am

Haruka: I feel like I have to finally tell you the truth. I...I'm really a man. I was Prince Uranus in my past life.

NameGoesHere · Post by **NameGoesHere** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:11 am

Yuuichirou: Rei-san, I'm leaving the shrine for good.
Rei: But... why, Yuuichirou-sama? Is my love not enough for your extremely hot manly-ness? *clings*
Yuuichirou: I just can't handle it anymore! You're smothering me! *tries to pry her off*
Mamoru: *walks in and sees them together* Yuu-chan! I thought you said you were leaving her! ;_;
Yuuichirou: It's not what it looks like baby! I swear!
Mamoru: I feel so used! *runs off sobbing*
Haruka: *hiding in the bushes* Now Mamo-chan is all mine! *fangirl squeal*

SailorSpace · Post by **SailorSpace** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:45 am

Usagi: Ok, everybody, let's get in our ships!
Ami: Usagi, this is NOT an episode of Voltron!

Pipestrell · Post by **Pipestrell** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 3:54 pm

Haruka: Michiru...I'm pregnant.

Ami: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!

Michiru: Haruka, did you just eat that pure heart?

Artemis Lover · Post by **Artemis Lover** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:41 pm

Makoto: Screw cooking. I'm calling for pizza.

Mamoru: Usagi, I'm leaving you for Chibi-Usa!

Haruka: Michiru, I'm taking ballet! Aren't you so proud?
Michiru: Yeah, that's better than this stupid cello business.

NekoSun518 · Post by **NekoSun518** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 6:12 pm

Makoto- I don't know how to cook. I don't know how to clean. I do know how to change a tire and play football if you're interested in that sort of thing.

Usagi- No, it's ok Chibi-Usa, you can have my share of lemon pie. I really don't like it that much.

Ami- Like Oh my god guys! Like, I just saw the most totally like hot guy like ever! Like I think I'm gonna like skip school so I can go and like follow him and maybe get his like phone number or something! Totally!!

Rei- God, Mamoru is so hot in that tuxedo. Hmm...I wonder if theres a way I can kill Usagi so he can be mine!!

Haruka: Michiru I just realized something.
Michiru: Me too Haruka, but you can go first.
Haruka: I realized that....I don't really love you. I really love Umino.
Michiru: Oh Haruka! That's ok! I'm really in love with Artemis so it all works out! Let's go make our dreams come true!
Together: *Bust out in the theme song to Laverne and Shirley*

Hotaru: I'm a big fan of hentai. I really really like guy on guy action but girl guy action is good too.

Chibi-Usa: Mamoru!! Go away and stop stalking me!!! You're so icky!!

Mamoru: I think I need to update my outfit a little bit. After all, the soldiers all got theirs updated. Let's see, hmm....yes! I will wear a cute lil outfit like theirs!! *later as he's wearing his new outfit* I feel so free!! The freedom of a skirt is unparalled!! I'm never going to wear pants again!!!

That's all I could think of right now...hope you enjoyed!

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:22 pm

-Haruka: I wanna wear pretty clothes too *puts on a dress and goes to the mall*
-Michiru: I hate these stupid violin lessons! *smashes her violin*
-Usagi: I am so sick of saving the world. Galaxia can have it for all I care! *storms out in middle of the battle*
-Ami: I don't wanna be a doctor. I'm gonna join a heavy metal band.
-Minako: Who cares about boys and stupid bands? I'm going to become a nun.

Pipestrell · Post by **Pipestrell** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:58 am

Jupiter
And so away; no father with your din
Express impatience, lest you stir up mine.
Mount eagle, to my palace crystalline.
Ascends into the heavens

NB. This is from Shakespeare's Cymbeline. I think it's only funny if you've been sitting up all night studying for a tutuorial on it.

Artemis Lover · Post by **Artemis Lover** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:01 pm

NekoSun518 wrote:Mamoru: I think I need to update my outfit a little bit. After all, the soldiers all got theirs updated. Let's see, hmm....yes! I will wear a cute lil outfit like theirs!! *later as he's wearing his new outfit* I feel so free!! The freedom of a skirt is unparalled!! I'm never going to wear pants again!!!

Omg, I'm going to die laughing... that's so funny, in a sick, transvestite way.

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:49 am

Chibiusa: "Go do it to it, moon mama!"

Mamoru: "Screw you, Usagi. I'm going off to find Hina."

Usagi: "I love indian food."

Darkury: "Oh, that Nephikichi-kun is SOOO hot!"

purplefeltangel · Post by **purplefeltangel** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:02 pm

Ami: Bunny! You bitch!

Bunny: I'm thinking of shaving my head . . . what do you think, Mamo-chan?

Rei: HEY! The Simpsons is on!

Bunny: Iitai, I'm going to have to see a dentist about this toothache. I've been eating altogether too many sweets lately . . . .

Mamoru: Bunny, you should lose some weight.

Haruka: Mini-Bunny! There you are! I've been looking all over for you, my sweet little candied yamhead!

Michiru: AMARA!!!!! AMARA, CUZ, COME HERE!!! I NEED TO GIVE YOU A GOOD OL' KENTUCKY HELLO!!!

Mini-Bunny: Thank you.

^^

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:20 pm

purplefeltangel wrote: Mini-Bunny: Thank you.

^^

I'm pretty sure she actually says that (or at least implies it), though reluctantly, to Usagi in the S season episode about Masanori and the art class. But you're right, Chibi-Usa-sama doesn't like to thank people much.

purplefeltangel · Post by **purplefeltangel** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:56 pm

Rainbow wrote:
purplefeltangel wrote: Mini-Bunny: Thank you.

^^
I'm pretty sure she actually says that (or at least implies it), though reluctantly, to Usagi in the S season episode about Masanori and the art class. But you're right, Chibi-Usa-sama doesn't like to thank people much.

Lol, sorry. I'm working from the manga. (French version, hence "Bunny" and "Mini-Bunny") From what I can remember, Mini-Bunny's never said "Thank you" to anyone so far, but I'm only up to tankoubon eleven so who knows what could happen?

I like Mini-Bunny a lot, but sometimes I hate her. She acts all superior to Bunny.

I don't like Bunny at ALL, but she doesn't deserve that kind of treatment.

Plus in Blackmoon, she's a really ugly little kid! o_O;

NekoSun518 · Post by **NekoSun518** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:04 pm

I thought of some more!

ChibiUsa: "I wanna be a little kid forever and ever! I never wanna grow up or get married or be a lady!!!"

Minako: "You know what? Forget singing. That's so impractical. I'll never be an idol. Instead, I think that I want to be an aerospace engineer. Yes...yes that is what I will be. Now I just have to get Ami-chan to tutor me and everything will be ok."

Usagi: "Oh my gosh guys. This advanced calculus and physics is the easiest thing in the world. I could so do this in my sleep. I suppose I'll explain it to you ONE more time, but after that NO MORE! How about you study and learn for yourselves?"

Galaxia: "Looks are sooooo not important. Not at all. Humans are so fickle since that is all they care about."

Mamoru: "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy!! Oh yea!! How do you girls like this? *pulls off his shirt*"
Group: "Dear god, please, put your clothes back on!! No one wants to see that!!"

Rei: "I have a large collection of Zippo lighters that I like to play with. It's fun to set Yuuichirou on fire with them. Umm.....I really didn't just say that....it was....the mirror...yes the mirror said that. Bad mirror shouldn't say such mean things. *Big big scary grin*

I hope those were enjoyable.

devilmaykickass · Post by **devilmaykickass** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:41 pm

Anyone in the show: "I remember that face!"

Hikari · Post by **Hikari** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:36 am

Ami: *Sees Urawa* *Covers mouth and begins to giggle while blushing*
Usagi: o.o Ami-chan? >__> Hehhehheh.
Ami: WHAT!? *Glares*
Urawa: o__O;;
Usagi: T_T You're so mean!

Mamoru: Today I shall take an airplane to France, no, Australia!

Makoto: My cake is almost ready! ^__^
*Five minutes later, Makoto barely got out of the aprtment alive for the cake was on fire, she was badly burned. No one was hurt in the making of this scene*

Helios: Chibiusa-chan?
Chibiusa: *Blushing crazily*....
Helios: o_O Ehh...Chibiusa-chan...? *Peaks over her shoulder to see her holding a picture of Peruru* O__O Uh?! IS THIS SOMEONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT, CHIBIUSA-CHAN?!?! =_____=

Hino_Rei552 · Post by **Hino_Rei552** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:57 pm

(Blatant rip-off of Tokyo Mew Mew)

*Seiya jumps off a lamp post and kisses Usagi*
Seiya: My name is Seiya. Thanks for the kiss!