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Post by Kali » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:33 pm

StarFlame Soldier wrote:(My favourite idea) Mirichu: <deep voice> I'm a MAN.
not quite....

Michiru: <deep voice> I'm a MAN with hairy boobs.</deep voice>

LOL and gj if you get the joke

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Post by Rainbow » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:43 pm

Is that a reference to Ganymede's Man-Michi where he took pictures of Michiru and put hair on her chest?
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Post by Sailor V » Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:07 pm

Usagi: Hey mom, may I have some carrots for a snack?

Usagi: Ami, do you want to help me study?

Usagi: OK Luna, you don't have to tell me twice.

Usagi: Hey Shingo, want to spend some quality time together?
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:02 pm

Super Sailor Moon: I am *not* the Messiah! I am *not* the Messiah!

Sailor Uranus: Only the true Messiah denies her divinity.

Super Sailor Moon: Well, what chance does that leave me? All right, I *am* the Messiah!

Uranus+Neptune: She is! She is!

Pluto: Cast off the slipper, follow the odango! The holy Odango of Juuban!
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"

The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

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Post by Sailor V » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:29 pm

Usagi: Luna, I have something of a confession. I misplaced my hension item.

Luna: You what!> Is that why the city is being controlled by evil!?? X__X

Usagi: Pretty Much

Luna: I can't believe this! You fucking twit! I quit!
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by sailorceres » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:17 pm

usagi (during stars): that mean mamo-chan! he hasnt written me once! im going to pay attention to seiya!

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