Stuff the Senshi would never say

SailorSpace · Post by **SailorSpace** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:09 pm

A little game I thought I would try out for you guys. Just make up things you'd never expect the senshi to say.

Here's mine:

Ami: I don't wanna study, I wanna hang out with my homies.

Serena: Ice cream sucks, lets go eat some veggies.

Rini: I love you, Usagi!

usachan · Post by **usachan** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:43 pm

LOL. Here's a couple
Makoto:Forget about boys! Especially my sempai.
Minako:Sounds good to me

Rei:Usagi is so responsible and studious

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:28 pm

Haruka: Seiya, you rock!

Post by **Tiff** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:38 pm

SailorSpace wrote:
Rini: I love you, Usagi!

Yeah, it'd be kind of hard for Rini to say ANYTHING to Usagi. ^^;

Rivalee · Post by **Rivalee** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:39 am

Things I don´t wanna hear from the Sailor Senshi, Luna + Miss Haruna.

Usagi: WAAH!! Mamoru, I hate you! I´ll marry Umino instead.
Makoto: Jay Leno looks like sempai...
Setsuna: Usagi shall not have MY MAN! I´ll change the time so that he´ll be mine!
Chibi-Usa: Helios, I don´t love you anymore. My new lover is that blue teletubby.

Luna: I had enough with you Sailor Brats! You´re so stereotypical, it makes me throwing up hairballs! I quit!
Haruna: Tsukino-san, you´re so intelligent. Can you please take my place as a teacher?

LadyFlameSniper · Post by **LadyFlameSniper** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:49 am

Usagi: Hey guys let's study!! Just for fun!!

I'm full.

Haruka: *sigh* that Mamoru is so cute

Rei: *sniff* why do you always have to be so mean, Usagi-chan!?

Post by **Tiff** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:58 am

LadyFlameSniper wrote:
Haruka: *sigh* that Mamoru is so cute

Michiru: BACK OFF, BIYOTCH, HE'S MINE. *LUNGES*

isaisa · Post by **isaisa** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:59 am

Ami: Study? Why bother studying? Let's ditch class and go to the arcade!

Usagi: Sweets? EW! Disgusting!!

Rei: Usagi-chan, you're so wise and kind. I wish I could be like you.

Haruka: Michiru, I've found someone else.

Butterscotch · Post by **Butterscotch** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:03 am

Luna: Its okay, Usagi. You can blow off defending the world today.

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:24 am

Mamoru:"I love you Usagi."

(>_> yeah I know he said it that ONE time)

Post by **Tiff** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:26 am

peachvampiress wrote:Mamoru:"I love you Usagi."

(>_> yeah I know he said it that ONE time)

*SNORT* LMFAO

SailorSpace · Post by **SailorSpace** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:54 am

Usagi: Luna, Artemis.
Ami: There's something we've wanted to tell you for about a week.
Rei: It effects us greatly.
Mako: But we just wanted you to know...
Minako: We forgot our henshin phrases.
Luna: T_T;;
Artemis: Is that why Tokyo's almost gone now?!?!?!

Tuxedo Kamen: I'm tired of throwing roses, their so sissy. From now on, I'm taking my rifle with me, and I'll just shoot at the enemy.

Pegasus: I'm gonna make Small Lady my bitch. And her cat, too.

I'm SO evil.

ilovethesailorsenshi · Post by **ilovethesailorsenshi** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:19 am

i don't know if these count... but here:

usagi: hey seiya... let's make a baby

mamoru: usagi, aren't you a little young to be thinking about tuxedo kamen?

chibi-usa: i'm not very ladylike

lol...

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:30 pm

Rei: Mars Fire Water Ignite! (shoots burning whiskey at the monster--I'm pretty sure that "fire water" is a slang term for whiskey)

Makoto: Hello, Luna! You're such a cute puppy! (gives Luna a bone)
Luna: I'm not a dog!
Makoto: Yes, you are!
Usagi: Mako-chan, you need your glasses.
Makoto: No I don't! I'm a superhero! I can see fine! (crashes into a wall)

Haruka: Oh great Usagi, teach me how to be less aloof. I hate being the cool, suave one; you're so much better at that than I am!

Michiru: I'm not perfect, you idiots! I'm...EEEEK!! (slips and falls)

Setsuna: AAAAAAAH!!! Taiki-sama, I love you!

Hotaru: I am a goth! Bow to my utter darkness!

Chibi-Usa-sama: Pink Sugar Fart Attack! (farts at the daimon)

Seiya: Um...don't look at me...I'm shy...(blushes)

Yaten: Girls! Look at me! I LOVE YOU!!! (chases all the TL fangirls)

Taiki: OOOOH!!! Romance comet! (kisses a star) OWWWWW!!

Naru: Please take my energy! I'm the Negaverse Battery!

Tuxedo Mask: I have the power of the Tuxedo! Stripper time! (rips off his clothes) Tuxedo Attack! (throws his tuxedo at the monster)

Chibi Chibi: I'm not the Light of Hope! I'm the Light of Despair!

Ami: Minako, thank you for the love letter!
Minako: Yes, why didn’t I see it before!? You make a perfect boy! (splashes water on Ami and she turns into a guy)

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:07 pm

SailorSpace wrote:Pegasus: I'm gonna make Small Lady my bitch. And her cat, too.

LMFAO

RoastedTwinkies · Post by **RoastedTwinkies** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:14 pm

Ok, I'm gonna give this a try.

Usagi: Come on guys! Let's study together!
Minako: Are you kidding?! And miss out on the Three Lights concert?!
Usagi: Why not?
Ami: But we studied for 4 hours today already! Isn't that enough?
Everyone: Ami-chan! No way!
Rei: Come on Usagi, even Ami wants to see the Three Lights! Hurry, if we don't leave now, we're going to be late!
*Three Lights walk into the room*
Seiya: Odango! What are you doing?
Usagi: I'm trying to tell everyone that studying is important.
Mako: Wait.. aren't you guys supposed to be having a concert this evening?
Three Lights: We cancelled.
Usagi: Now that we don't have plans tonight, let's study!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Post by **Tiff** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:32 pm

SailorSpace wrote: Tuxedo Kamen: I'm tired of throwing roses, their so sissy. From now on, I'm taking my rifle with me, and I'll just shoot at the enemy.

I would have so much more respect for Tuxedo Kamen. Seriously.

Umino · Post by **Umino** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:55 pm

Tiff wrote:
LadyFlameSniper wrote: Michiru: BACK OFF, BIYOTCH, HE'S MINE. *LUNGES*
Haruka: Senshi, Plz.

yes, I know. I'm corny.

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:33 pm

SailorSpace

Tuxedo Kamen: I'm tired of throwing roses, their so sissy. From now on, I'm taking my rifle with me, and I'll just shoot at the enemy.

That would kick so much ass. A rose canon bazooka. As much as I think it's cute that he throws roses, you just can't take him seriously.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:37 pm

Haruka: I want to be straight, so I'm getting implants and making my hair grow out. and start wearing female clothes.

Usagi: don't look at me. I'm shy. I need to learn all the world languages.

Ami: I LOVE BLOWING OFF STUDYING! ARCADE TIME!

Makoto: man, I am SO wimpy. I can't even hurt a fly.

Chibiusa: I LOVE YOU USAGI!

Taiki: I'm the most popular starlight! And I love fans! and... SPORTS!

Seiya: everyone hates me. I need to study.

Minako: SCREW VOLLEYBALL!!!

Tuxedo Kamen: THROWING roses? I need a rose LAUNCHER. launches those things with poiso on them from a minigun!

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