Make Your Own Silly Rumors!

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:59 pm

Ami isn't really a genius. She actually has a siamese twin inside of her that says everything. That is also a reason in private Ami eats twice as much as Usagi.

marspeach · Post by **marspeach** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 9:03 pm

Haruka is Motoki's twin sister, that is why they have the same hairstyle.

Diana is the mother of Luna and Artemis.

Mamoru leaves Usagi for Chibi Usa. Usagi runs off in Mamoru's red sports car, but then realizes she doesn't know how to drive, but it's too late and she goes off a cliff.

Hotaru is a vampire. She tries to suck Chibi Usa's blood when she isn't looking, but is always interrupted.

Chibi Usa and Helios have centaur children.

Usagi can't decide whether she loves Mamoru or Seiya more, so they give up on waiting and run away together.

Princess Kakyuu is Chibi Chibi's mother because they both have red hair. It is unknown who the father is, but it is possible there is none because all the characters from Kinmoku have so far been female, which leads one to believe there are no males on that planet.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:35 pm

DiC added Sailor Mercury to the show to give it educational, since she stars in the "Sailor Mercury Says" segments, which teach study habits.

Sailor Mars likes to drink liquid soap.

Setsuna chews on her computer mouse and slobbers on it. Then she gets mad and shouts "Who drooled on the mouse?!" because she forgot she did it.

The Starlights are scared of the E.T. story because it makes them afraid people will try to do tests on them.

Sailor Chibi Moon was added to the show because they needed a character with pink hair.

Usagi likes to eat Pink Sugar Heart Attack.

Taiki gives birth during Star Gentle Uterus.

Anna Roz · Post by **Anna Roz** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:16 am

Usagi likes to eat the stuffing out of plushies, and has wrecked tons of toy stores searching for delicious plushie stuffing..

Luna eats magic dust and poos out items whenever she flips in the air. The senshi have to clean off the items every time because they won't work when soiled. This can get very tiresome to do..

Everyone on the moon kingdom had to take a paternity test to find out who Princess Serenity's father was. The results were burned by Sailor Mars at the orders of Queen Serenity so that young Princess Serenity would never find out the horrible truth..her father was the Earth King, which would end up making Princess Serenity and Prince Endymion half-brother and sister. Princess Pluto turned out to also be a sister of Endymion.

Sailor Pluto becomes bored and decides to mess around with the Time flow, causing the sky to become red, Queen Beryl to become Sailor Beryl, Chibiusa to run away from home and live in a stable with Helios, a moon dog named "Soda" to appear and wreak havoc on Crystal Tokyo, and Neo-Queen Serenity to inexplicably give birth to 49 more daughters, all with pink hair, and King Endymion to become sterile due to an unfortunate accident while practicing throwing roses. Setsuna then ends up turning into a black gumball, which is then eaten by the queen. The rest of the Sailor Senshi become gumballs and are eaten too..

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 7:07 pm

The Starlights were made into men in the anime because Toei hates lesbians. They only allowed Haruka and Michiru because they look like a boy/girl couple.

There is a SailorStars movie where the Senshi meet their Internet fans, and Taiki attacks Tiff the moderator and Chibi-Usa-sama attacks Project CURE. Also, Seiya and Pluto blow up my fanfics because in one of them I kill off both of them.

Ami uses her computer to transform.

Rei uses those anti-evil stickers to transform.

Makoto uses a live wire to transform. (oooh, that's dangerous, Mako-chan!)

Minako likes to whip people with her attack for fun and is a schoolyard bully. That's why everyone hated her in the R movie--they just cut out that scene because it would give 2-year olds nightmares.

Anna Roz · Post by **Anna Roz** » Fri Dec 26, 2003 5:58 pm

Setsuna was raised by monkeys and throws poo around, which is why the others call her "poo". Whenever she throws the poo, the others scream "Avec!" and run off holding their noses.

Minako is a member of the local Tokyo S and M club and transforms into Sailor Venus to "punish" the men with her Love Chain.

Neo Queen Serenity forces, er, brings various cartoon characters (Japanese and American ones) to Crystal Tokyo, under the promise that "they'll be happier living in a world ruled by superheroes". Chibiusa is given various different playmates, including the Simpsons kids. She forces the boy characters to play dress up and put on makeup, while the girls have to become her Sailor Senshi. And the animals, well, are her play toys "to hug and squeeze and play and love to bits". And well, let's hope she hasn't met the South Park boys yet..otherwise she'd be using Kenny as a target in battle practice all the time..

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sat Dec 27, 2003 6:07 pm

Ami is actually a superintelligent shade of blue.

Rei is actually a Norwegian Elkhound dog who lives with her Shinto Viking tribe.

Celexa · Post by **Celexa** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 11:58 am

Each senshi is their own element personified

Ami is ice personified, Rei is fire, Makoto is thunder, Minako is love, Hotaru is silence, Haruka is the ground / sky, Michiru is water, Setsuna is time, and Usagi is light. Their elements were all turned into a person by Queen Serenity. They find this out later when Ami and Haruka try to donate blood to someone, and they find ice for Ami and sand and cloud structures for Haruka instead of actual blood. Luna then remembers what happened and tells the Senshi.

(This is actually very similar to a plotline for my otaku senshi, and I thought it would be funny if it actually happened in Sailor Moon)

Sailor Moon · Post by **Sailor Moon** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:38 pm

These are rumors.

Usagi and Mamoru get married in New York.

Usagi and Minako are twins and so are Mamoru and Safiru.

Mamoru and Seiya are lovers.

Dimando loves Minako.

Usagi and Mamoru have another child, who is really cute and they name him Chibi-Mamo. He can turn into Tuxedo Mask and Tuxedo Kamen. Chibi-Mamo is Chibi-Usa's Tuxedo Kamen, and they always help each other.

Haruka and Amara switch places.

Jadeite is Muslim.

In episode 46, their is a hidden scene where it shows a room where Jadeite is in an ice cube and the ice melts and Jadeite is alive again. He then raids the Shitennou's rooms.

Rei is queen Beryl in the anime. Their is so much proof. First of all, how would Queen Beryl recognize Mamoru? Queen Beryl has never been outside. Yet Rei knows Mamoru very well in the anime. She also knows where he lives. How else would Queen Beryl know? Rei loves Mamoru and Tuxedo Kamen and so does Queen Beryl. Rei also pretends to die so she can get back to the Dark Kingdom. Rei was Queen Beryl as a test to the senshi to prove their strength. She did this to help them and improve their powers for great battles to come. She helped everyone with their strength and when she "died" she was reincarnated as her true self, so she could fight alongside her good friends, after helping them.

Zoisite loves Kooan but had an affair with Catzy.

Rubious and Kaolinite are the parents of Hawkseye and VesVes who are in a love triangle with Diana.

Seiya has a crush on Mamoru, and falls in love with him when he gets to meet him.

In a hidden episode, Chibi-Usa and Rini meet and discover they have a lot of similarities. They decide to teach each other everything about themselves and switch places. Nobody knew the difference, but Chibi-Usa couldn't imitate Rini's voice perfectly, so that's why she sounds a bit different in some episodes.

Darien and Serena meet Usagi and Mamoru and they all get married together in a double wedding.

Urawa Ryo and Ami get married and meet Greg and Amy who get married in a chapel next door.

Tigerseye and Urawa Ryo are in a love triangle with Minako.

Dimando loves Queen Beryl who loves Artemis who loves Safiru.

Jadeite has a Bar Mitzvah.

Serena and Darien meet Chibi-Usa.

Usagi and Mamoru meet Rini.

Zirconia is Yaten's mother, who has a daugther with Wiseman.

In episode 400, all the characters meet their dub counterparts and have a party.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:45 pm

Sailor Moon wrote:
In episode 400, all the characters meet their dub counterparts and have a party.

BWAHAHAHA!! That would be like the episode with the English gentleman's party, only worse, since the Scouts don't know Japanese (I think).
Usagi: (shaking Serena's hand) Nice to meet you, Cream Stew!
Serena: (whispering to other Scouts) Japanese people are crazy when they try to speak English.

Anna Roz · Post by **Anna Roz** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:04 pm

Kousagi exists in the anime/ main manga continuities, but Neo Queen Serenity and King Endymion had to keep her birth and existance secret. They moved her down into the basement, gave her one of Luna's illegitimate moon kittens, and locked her in there. The reason why we don't see the other Outers much in Crystal Tokyo is that they have to guard the rom and have to play "dress-up" with Kousagi...

The other senshi have children, but due to their mothers' duties, the children can't see their mothers much and they all move in to the Time Gate with Setsuna. Unfortunately, Setsuna's quiet and serious task is interrupted by Chibi Mars putting whoopee cushions in her sitting spot, her Garnet Orb replaced by a stink bomb, while Chibi Jupiter and Venus play with the orb, Chibis Mercury and Saturn wanting to play "horsey", and her own daughter and Chibis Uranus and Neptune fooling around by leaping into alternate dimensions, which she then has to jump in after them. The Chibis refer to her as "Old Lady Poo" and fling kitty litter at her with spoons.

Sailor Pulto's hair is made out of mold, which is why it's dark green and why Chibbusa calls her "P.U."

^Wrong spelling intentional^

While searching the North Pole for some artifact, Chibiusa finds Jadeite's ice cube and decides to bring it back with her to show everyone. The ice cube is then showcased at a "Crystal Tokyo Believe It Or Not!" fair, but unfortunately, hot weather sets in and the ice cube melts, causing panic to spread.

King Endymion conjures roses by eating rose seeds and going to the Crystal outhouse..and well as for what happens, let's just say it isn't that pleasant..

Chibiusa is playing around with the Shitenno's stones,when she ends up flushing them down the toilet, causing the stones to go on a long adventure. The stones have to hitchhike and try to make their way across towns, which is hard for four rocks. They get walked on by people, run over by vehicles, kicked by bored kids, and be pried at by rock collectors. They try to take a SuperBus back to Crystal Tokyo, but are refused service for being rocks and that only people can ride the bus. It takes a year for the stones to make their way back, but by then Endymion has forgotten who they are and has the stones put out in the rock garden..

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:31 pm

Sailor Uranus is the Senshi of the Anus.

Sailor Neptune is the Senshi of Music, because the word "tune" is in her name.

In SailorStars, all the Senshi turn into their Eternal forms like in the manga during their transformation. The reason we don't see it is because they faint and turn back into the Super forms. Sailor Moon did it when she first became Eternal Sailor Moon, so the others must do it too!

Sailor Moon · Post by **Sailor Moon** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 8:15 pm

Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Kamen have Kousagi in the anime, Chibi-Usa in the manga and Chibi-Chibi in the live action version as their children.

Taiki gets a forehead reduction after too many Taiki forehead jokes.

Usagi and Mamoru invite Chibi-Usa to their wedding as the flower girl.

Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask have their child, Chibi-Chibi in episode 1.

Jadeite loves Eudial, but Eudial's engaged to Wiseman.

Queen Beryl celebrated Thanksgiving in the Dark Kingdom, and Kunzite cried when Nephrite said that he's thankful Zoisite has a crush on him, since Zoisite always follows him around.

Taiki transforms with "Forehead power, Make up!" into Sailor Uterus.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 8:24 pm

Sailor Moon wrote:Taiki transforms with "Forehead pwoer, Make up!" into Sailor Uterus.

Forehead power to become Sailor UTERUS?

(good job on being weird!

)

More from me:
Sailor Moon was created by the Navy as an excuse for the sailors to moon people in the name of love and justice.

Sailor Star Maker is God. (dodges stuff thrown at her by Taiki-haters)

Sailor Star Healer is a doctor.

Sailor Star Fighter is a boxer.

In the official description from Naoko Takeuchi, she lists Taiki's favorite song as Simon and Garfunkle's "I am a Rock."

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 8:26 pm

Sailor Moon wrote:Taiki transforms with "Forehead pwoer, Make up!" into Sailor Uterus.

Forehead power to become Sailor UTERUS?

(good job on being weird!

)

More from me:
Sailor Moon was created by the Navy as an excuse for the sailors to moon people in the name of love and justice.

Sailor Star Maker is God. (dodges stuff thrown at her by Taiki-haters)

Sailor Star Healer is a doctor.

Sailor Star Fighter is a boxer.

In the official description from Naoko Takeuchi, she lists Taiki's favorite song as Simon and Garfunkle's "I am a Rock."

The song "The Great Pretender" was created to describe how Usagi acts in SailorStars. (it's actually a 1950's rock-and-roll song that's about someone who's pretending to be happy even though inside they're sad about their lover being gone)

DarkStarz212 · Post by **DarkStarz212** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:23 pm

Usagi becomes an alcoholic so Mamoru leaves her for Minako who ends up cheating on him with Haruka.

Chibiusa is not Usagi's daughter but Setsuna's daughter.

Diana turns human in the anime. She and Mamoru then elope.

Chibi Chibi is Mistress 9 and Mamoru's child.

Em · Post by Em » Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:03 pm

Artimes can change into a Trutle when splashed hot water and goes back to been a cat when splashed wiht cold water.

The reason is he fell into thie hot springs place that has some werid water this lady found and took him to japan and gave him to these people she meet. They take Artimes to thier house whic has a hot spring wiht other ladies and takes arties into teh barth wiht them. That's why you don't see him for some of the episode he's at his other house

Sailor Moon · Post by **Sailor Moon** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:03 pm

The Shitennou (Generals) are Queen Beryl's children.

Osama bin Laden is in love with Queen Beryl and Nehelenia, and watches anime with Saddam Hussein and Fiddel Castro and Osama bin Laden invites Quadafe over sometimes. They argue over their favorite season.

Wiseman is George W. Bush in disguise.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 6:51 pm

There is a Japanese anime called Bishoujonen Senshi Sailor Moon starring:
Ranma as Sailor Moon (see a male Sailor Moon in a skirt when splashed by Shine Aqua Illusion!)
Nabiki as Sailor Mercury
Akane as Sailor Mars
Ukyo as Sailor Jupiter
Kasumi as Sailor Venus
Cologne as Sailor Pluto
Tsubasa as Sailor Uranus (another male Senshi in a skirt)
Shampoo as Sailor Neptune (water attacks+shampoo, get it?)
Kodachi as Sailor Saturn (THAT would be scary

)
Kuno as Tuxedo Mask (they are a bit similar, except Tuxedo Mask isn't psycho like Kuno)
Ryoga as Sailor Star Fighter
Mousse as Sailor Star Healer
Genma as Sailor Star Maker

Sailor Moon · Post by **Sailor Moon** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 10:13 pm

Rainbow, Ryouga would be better as SM in your post cause they have the most similar personalities if you compare SM and R 1/2. Ryouga is also charming like Mamo-chan. I love them both. I love Mamoru the most. I love my Mamoru. I even made a song about my love for Mamoru in tune to a R 1/2 song.