Make Your Own Silly Rumors!

Neo Dead Moon · Post by **Neo Dead Moon** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:11 am

-The Sailor Senshi use power tools to defeat enemies with.

-Usagi and Minako are actually twins seperated at birth.

-Zirconia was once a beautiful woman, but because she was uptight and mean-spirited, she was turned into the ugly hag we see her as today.

-Ami and Makoto are closet lesbians.

-Mamoru explains to Usagi that Chibi-Usa isn't exactly HER child..

-Pretty Guardian Sailormoon was all just a joke Takeuchi Naoko made to make teenage Japanese girls wear sailor fuku and look really weird in them.

-Everyone tells Setsuna to get a life outside of saying "Small Lady' and "Dead Scream".

-Haruka and Micihiru really ARE cousins.

-Hotaru becomes a goth. In fact, EVERYONE becomes a goth!

-Someone will one day bring Sailor Stars to America.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:43 am

[quote="Neo Dead Moon]

-Someone will one day bring Sailor Stars to America.[/quote]

It IS in America, just not legally. It's in the form of fansubs, raw tapes, and a few fandubs (like the famous/infamous Negavision).

As for another silly rumor set:
Yaten wants to kill Artemis and Diana so she can have Luna all to herself.
Sailor Iron Mouse pumps iron and has huge muscles.
Sailor Lead Crow is the leader...but then she died from lead poisoning.
Sailor Galaxia changed her name to Sailor Galaxy. There's no such word as a "galaxia!"
Sailor Chaos has a twin sister, Sailor Order. Sailor Order is the perfectionist Senshi who acts all stiff and uptight, but is on the good side. She lives inside Mercury's computer.

Neo Dead Moon · Post by **Neo Dead Moon** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:11 pm

I was referring to Sailor Stars being released LEGALLY in America.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:01 pm

Neo Dead Moon wrote:I was referring to Sailor Stars being released LEGALLY in America.

I know that. I was being techincal (or just plain picky, probably).

More rumor silliness!

Usagi once met Serena and they had a feast on the odangos in Usagi's hair and the spaghetti and meatballs in Serena's hair. Then they both cried because they were both bald and the hair didn't taste good anyway because it was hair, not food!

Ami is scared of Amy because she thinks Amy likes to shoot things at people (aim-y, get it?)

Rei hates Evangelion because people are always confusing her with Ayanami Rei and telling her to get away from the shrine and go pilot a giant robot.

Makoto is a giant teddy bear with a head that always falls off.

Minako's red ribbon is what keeps her hair on, and if she took it off, she would be bald and her forehead would swell up really big. Then she would get her giant head stuck in doorways and blind everyone with the glare from it.

Chibi-Usa-sama IS a little rabbit who fell into the Spring of Drowned Girl. She looks like a rabbit a bit when she's in girl form, that's why she has red eyes and her cones are wrapped around her rabbit ears. We just see her rabbit form in hidden episodes.

Haruka can't swim. Actually, she's terrified of water, but she'll go to the poolside just to be with Michiru. (It's true! Haruka is shown in a swimsuit by the SIDE of the pool, but she's never shown swimming!)

Michiru likes to eat the squeakers out of the squeaky toys. She has so many squeakers in her tummy that when she jumps around she goes SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!!

Setsuna likes to pole vault with her Garnet Rod.

Sailor Saturn likes to sit on the toaster to keep her butt warm on cold mornings. Except she always falls off and crashes her head on the floor when the toasting time is done and the little rack inside pops up.

The Starlights are really giant squid people, and they're searching for Pirate Fireball, the alien princess sea robber!

Zoicite eats tea leaves for breakfast. Unfortunately, they were Queen Beryl's tea leaves, and so Beryl stuffed Zoicite into her crystal ball. That was a problem for her then, since when she tried to look into it to see the Sailor Senshi, all she saw was squished-up Zoicite.

marspeach · Post by **marspeach** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:38 pm

It is revealed in a lost Sailorstars episode that Taiki is a robot. She is controlled by the unthawed (albiet shrunken) Jadeite who resides in her large forehead.

Each of the Outers represent a bodily fluid. Haruka represents diarrhea. Michiru represents stomach acid. Hotaru represents mucus. Setsuna represents, of course, poo.

Fiore, Mamoru's ex-boyfriend, is Ail and En's brother.

Minako and Makoto secretly hate each other. They always carry weapons so they can shoot the other when their friends aren't looking. Minako hides a gun in her hair ribbon. Makoto, on the other hand, is very gifted at throwing grenaides. She hides these "talents" in her bra.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:46 pm

Makoto is hired at a strip club and is in the back area, because her "Talent" is too good for regular coustomers.

Minako takes some riddilan pills and she starts spazzing out everywhere.

Anna Roz · Post by **Anna Roz** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 9:51 pm

Sailor Starmaker dies after her forehead explodes, since she had stored too much information in her alien brain to compute..
("Cannot compute..cannot compute..FOREHEAD OVERLOA-*BAM*")

Makoto can easily float in water due to her large "talents". The other senshi, when too tired to do a Sailor Teleport, will hang on to her talent as she swims them across the ocean.

Usagi, Mamoru, and Chibiusa get their own reality show called "The
Chibas" that involves Mamoru mostly getting drunk and lying around nude with a stack of adult magazines and roses, in his underwear out in the yard, mowing the lawn, and drunkenly dancing around in his Tuxedo Mask get-up. Usagi's famous scenes involve her "punishing" Mamoru for being "a naughty Tuxedo boy", chasing after Chibiusa with her Hello Kitty "back massager", eating whipped cream and squeezy cheese straight out of the cans, yelling at Luna for leaving "surprises" in her slippers, having a belching contest with the other Inners except Ami, downing Prozac, and whining. Chibiusa constantly flirts with Mamoru, steals his magazines, goes out partying at bars, drinking out of beer kegs, throwing rice at birds, and otherwise causing chaos. The show is cancelled after 5 episodes, because the audience didn't know what the @#$%^& the show was about.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:45 pm

Anna Roz wrote:Sailor Starmaker dies after her forehead explodes, since she had stored too much information in her alien brain to compute..
("Cannot compute..cannot compute..FOREHEAD OVERLOA-*BAM*")
Chibiusa constantly flirts with Mamoru, steals his magazines, goes out partying at bars, drinking out of beer kegs, throwing rice at birds, and otherwise causing chaos.

Your Taiki one reminds me of my Venus one. I got the idea for it (the one about Venus's forehead swelling up if she takes her bow off) from some horror story about a woman who wears a ribbon around her neck. It turns out that her head will fall off if she takes it off. So I first thought up the "Venus going bald without her ribbon" part, then added the giant forehead part for spice.

As for Chibi-Usa-sama throwing rice at birds...she does it because when they eat the rice it swells in their stomachs and they explode (I'm not sure if that's true or not, but I heard Lisa Simpson say it in a Simpsons episode once)

Taiki and Minako have a big-forehead contest once Minako decided to take her ribbon off, but Minako's forehead turns into a monster and eats Taiki. Then it eats the world, and then the whole universe. Then Minako says "Finally! The whole universe is in my brain! I'm smart now! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Seiya eats a lot and grows really fat in one episode. The fans beg for her to end the Three Lights concert, because "It ain't over 'till the fat alien sings," as Minako would say.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:56 pm

After being held back 2 times, Chibiusa got a nickname from most students: The pink-hairedsex slut/whore/prosititute because she had done it 500 times with 100 different guys, and 20 times with BOTH her parents... after she got them both trashed.

*with above* After 3 years, Chibiusa had gotten 600 abortions, and 30 STDs

Usagi suddenly switches, cooking, cleaning, and "Talent" things with Makoto, which then makes Mamoru do a dance of glee when by himself

Haruka gets a sex change, but forgets to remove the "Talent"

Mamoru ditches the rose and baton for something better, and without Usagi noticing, uses a 30 mm machine gun.

Shingo somehow goes to the future, finds out what happens to Usagi, and goes insane because of it

what actually happens when Chibiusa and Usagi switch ages is that Elios makes himself look older, and then Chibiusa has the ultimate dream. except it turns out she is pregnant at the age of 10.

Anna Roz · Post by **Anna Roz** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 12:52 pm

Usagi thinks hot dogs are little sunburned hairless dogs that are shrunk down and have no tails. She buys one, and instead of eating it, she starts giving it a bath and trying to feed it dog food. She even tries to take it for a walk on a leash, where it gets chased by hungry animals wanting to eat it. After the animals nearly eat the hot dog, Usagi tries to put bandages on the torn-up hot dog and goes to get some cough syrup when she comes back to find Mamoru has eaten the hot dog. Needless to say, Usagi is not pleased. Even as he tries to explain to Usagi what a "hot dog" really is, Usagi screams at him and declares him a cannibal.

Chibi-Chibi likes to eat cats, and can be seen chasing after all the neighborhood cats in hopes of having a nice snack. She'll even eat alley cats, and she holds cat plushies hostage, which is why we have yet to see Artemis in PGSM. Her favorite kind of meal is moon kitties, swallowed whhole. Whenever she hiccups, a MEOW is heard coming from her stomach. To this day, cats have been disappearing all over Japan. All that can be said is: SHE'S BACK, AND HERE TO EAT YOUR CATS.

Usagi04 · Post by **Usagi04** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:14 pm

Sailor Moon meets Miki from Marmalade Boy and they have a big fight.

Today's not a good day, so I couldn't think of anything.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:33 pm

Anna Roz wrote:Usagi thinks hot dogs are little sunburned hairless dogs that are shrunk down and have no tails. She buys one, and instead of eating it, she starts giving it a bath and trying to feed it dog food. She even tries to take it for a walk on a leash, where it gets chased by hungry animals wanting to eat it. After the animals nearly eat the hot dog, Usagi tries to put bandages on the torn-up hot dog and goes to get some cough syrup when she comes back to find Mamoru has eaten the hot dog. Needless to say, Usagi is not pleased. Even as he tries to explain to Usagi what a "hot dog" really is, Usagi screams at him and declares him a cannibal.

...which also means that Usagi thinks Mamoru is a dog, since if he's a human, eating a dog wouldn't be cannibalism.

Diana is really a dog. (wait, which Diana are we talking about here? ...points to avatar

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Sailor Mercury has this thing for sucking on ice cubes because of her ice powers.
Sailor Mars is a fire-eater.
Sailor Jupiter got her powers from sticking a fork in the socket.
Sailor Venus is a slave-holder from the Confederacy. That's why she holds that whip and considers blonds the most beautiful race.
Taiki is the daughter of Ami and Makoto. She has Makoto's hair and Ami's smarts, see!
Sailor Pluto likes to eat poop, which is why Chibi-Usa-sama calls her "Poo."
Chibi-Usa-sama got her nickname for Pluto from watching too much South Park. (Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo)

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 4:18 pm

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 10:37 pm

Taiki has a brain the size of a planet.

Ami has a brain the size of a planet

Usagi has a brain the size of a planet, she just keeps it secret from everyone else.

Ami's secret wish is to play the Cookie Monster on Sesame Street...ok...that's flagellatory bestio-necrophilia for you

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:31 am

Jusenkyo no Pikachu wrote: Ami's secret wish is to play the Cookie Monster on Sesame Street...ok...that's flagellatory bestio-necrophilia for you

How? Is the Cookie Monster dead? And what does that have to do with wanting to whip yourself?

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 11:05 am

Nonononono...I'm referring to Chisaki Hama, the LA Ami, who seems to enjoy nothing other than food food food food food. It's from a joke on The Sailor Moon Soapbox (that's a link) where Jay Navok said that Chisaki would grow up to be a "kooky monster" (that's what happened when you ran the message through Babelfish).

And Flagellatory bestio-necrophilia? If I tried that, I'd just be flogging a dead horse!

Don't worry, I'll get it: *thwaps self with a very large trout*

Pika is wondering why nobody thought to include that lovely image on a smiley list.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 3:02 pm

Seiya and Hotaru have a daughter who is even more cold and reserved than Taiki! (though not evil)

Ami is autistic.

Sailor Moon was originally meant for adults, not kids, because kids don't like to watch shows with role models like Sailor Mercury.

Seiya is a bag of dog food.

Yaten is a Lhasa-Apso so she eats Seiya, who is the dog food.

Taiki is also a type of dog because she has the spiky dog collars, and she eats Seiya/dog food. Now Seiya's all eaten up and gone! YAAAAHOOO!!

Sailor Jupiter eats too many vegetables; that's why her Senshi outfit is green.

Seiya and Mamoru had a big fight and killed each other, then Usagi killed herself, and then all the other Senshi killed themselves.

marspeach · Post by **marspeach** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:55 pm

Ami and Taiki get married and have 50 children, all with 12" foreheads and blue hair.

Rei talks to the fire because she has mental problems. Everything she "sees" is just in her head.

Yaten has gray hair because he/she is really 800 years old, just with a youthful complexion.

Michiru leaves Haruka and Ami leaves Taiki for Fish-Eye, because they all have to do with water and the ocean. They have babies that are half person, half fish.

Pluto smells like poo because she is not potty-trained and hates to change her diaper.

Chibi Chibi works part time as a stripper at Club Pedophile.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 2:10 pm

The Starlights are evil because their songs have subliminal messages that tell people to worship Princess Kakyuu.

Sailor Saturn eats her boogers.

Sailor Pluto eats Chibi-Usa-sama's boogers. Then Neo-Queen Serenity whacks Pluto in the head with the Moon Staff for picking on her daughter.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 2:08 pm

Haruka and Kakeru are the same person because they look alike.

Hotaru has a curse put on her where she turns into a firefly when splashed by cold water.

Usagi has a rabbit obsession. Usagi even isn't her real name, her real name is Momoko and she's the star of the anime Wedding Peach.

Yaten likes to eat fish-head stew.

Michiru's least favorite food is fish because it's her element and she doesn't want to eat it. Her attack is "Pisces Fishy Attack" where she throws fish at the enemy.