Make Your Own Silly Rumors!

marspeach · Post by **marspeach** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 9:13 pm

Amy and Amara are in a lesbian relationship because they both have short hair.

Mamoru is in love with Chibi Usa and dumps Usagi for her.

Setsuna is from Ethiopia and has a pet elephant.

Parallax · Post by **Parallax** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 4:42 pm

Well, you asked for it.

Ami is secretly matching wits with.... The Batman!!! (They're trying to find each other's secret identities.)

Or, this one: Usagi secretly wants to adopt Hotaru as her new kid sister!

FoxFire · Post by **FoxFire** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 7:29 pm

After Sailor Moon X there will be a new season called Sailor Moon Y, where really weird stuff happens for no reason causing everyone to ask "why?" This will be followed by Sailor Moon Z, which will either be a Dragonball Z crossover or just be really boring.

Anna Roz · Post by **Anna Roz** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 10:34 pm

There is a new show in development called Sailor Moon B, which revolves around the girls getting chased by killer bees every episode. Sailor Moon becomes Xtreme Sailor Moon and has a new attack, Moon Insect Repellant Extermination!

Chibiusa flees Japan with a brainwashed Mamoru, leaving Usagi behind with nothing but a trailer home, a single can of beans, several crying children, several rabid moon kitties, and a frying pan. Unfortunately, Chibiusa took the can opener with her, leaving Usagi to wonder how to open the damn can. It doesn't help that the moon cats are resorting to eating the children, and the remaining kids have been blasting other nearby trailers with their Senshi powers. Thus begins the sad story of the downfall of Sailor Moon, and eventually the rest of the Sailor Senshi..

Sailor X · Post by **Sailor X** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 6:00 pm

yoshmaster5 wrote:A fan anime called, Sailor Moon, Crystal Tokyo: Chibiusa's Teenage Years will be released.

Sailor Moon for, "Kiddies" with no relationships, no death, no body lines, no heartbreaking scenes, morals every 5 seconds

To add on to those, in Crystal Tokyo, Chibiusa goes out on the town on Sundays, gets drunk, has a whole lot of steamy sex, and changes her name to "Super-duper Whore."

And the morals every 5 secs alternate beween
"Don' have sex!" "Don't prostitute!" and "Get plasic surgry to get a man!"

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 6:38 pm

LOL!

Hotaru will suddenly have horrible memories of being attacked by this blob, and use her glaive to cut people's heads off

Chibiusa will turn into a teenager that: Loves her Parents, does everything right, always follows directions, and lies 95% of the time. She actually has the Luna P be a clone and she goes out with random guys to bars and goes skinny-dipping with other guys & girls every night.

marspeach · Post by **marspeach** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:42 pm

Haruka and Michiru have sex on-screen in a lost episode and EVERYTHING shows.

Luna P is really Luna who died in the future but got turned into that ball to revive her.

There is a Sailor X from Planet X who shows up in a lost episode, but dies after sacrificing herself to save Chibi Usa in the same episode.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:55 pm

Amy hates Taiki for being smarter than her and wants to kill him/her. She also has a crazed desire to make Taiki show emotion, too.

The Starlights can't decide which bathroom to go into, so they're always peeing in their pants like my Sims.

Ami is in love with Shinji from Evangelion.

marspeach · Post by **marspeach** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:03 pm

No, Ami IS Shinji! They both have short hair, so they're the same person! Shinji is really a girl.

Rini is a serial rapist!

Mamoru is a pervert and enjoys peeking up the girls skirts and groping them "by accident."

Anna Roz · Post by **Anna Roz** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:04 pm

Jadeite is thawed out from his eternal sleep ice cube, with no memories of before, but for some reason is afraid of ice and snow, and runs around screaming whenever it's winter..

After the downfall of Usagi, Luna is hit by a cheese truck and suffers severe brain damage. Now she can only say "Cheese!". Diana runs off with a stray cat, while Artemis is left to care for the litter of moon kittens, who have no respect for him and call him "old fart", "Gramps", "Fuzzbutt", and "Whitey". Diana becomes Sailor Diana and works as a stripper when she's not fighting evil. She has an illegitimate daughter, only known to passersby as "That Pink Headed Thing". Artemis becomes a boxer, and spars off against Inuyasha, only to be defeated and have to live in a cardboard box while Inuyasha gets half of the trailer. Luna tries to help Usagi raise the kids, but she isn't much help, as all she can say is "Cheese!".

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:46 pm

All the senshi are transported to the real world, and George Bush challenges Ami to numerous games of: Checkers, Checkers, Chess, Stratego, and scrabble. and the wager is... 100,000 bucks. need guess who wins?

Rei is looked at as a witch, who throws scrolls at everyone

Minako goes on dates so much with people like Micheal Jackson, all the senshi hide her from all boys.

Makoto becomes a female wrestler, is put up against guys, and all they try to do is try to grope her, and are knocked unconsious a second before they even reach

Usagi is in her happy life at McDonalds, eating all the time

Hotaru is put in a psychiatric hospital for her traumatic past

Haruka and Michiru are looked as outcasts and always biased against because of their lesbian relationship

Chibiusa is made fun of for her pink hair

Setsuna is so serious everyone says, "Lighten up lady..."

Mamoru goes to numerous colledges

Luna, Artemis, and Diana are found to talk and sold to a circus
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Minako goes to work at a strip club to TRY to get a boyfriend
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In the lost episode of stars, episode 201, it shows the scene when Usagi becomes pregnant with Chibiusa, no closed doors.
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The senshi don't appear in Episode 40, and Usagi transforms in front of her family, making shingo go into a rage for her tricking him into liking Luna.
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Makoto is hired for a movie for her, "talent"
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Usagi and Mamoru have another child after Chibusa, who eventually joins Chibiusa on her teenage escapades
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The Death Phantom is reincarnated into a frog and is always trying to kill Chibiusa by jumping on her
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Elios comes back, looking grown-up to discover Chibiusa remembers him, but thinks he is a horse

Sailor X · Post by **Sailor X** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 11:51 pm

marspeach wrote:There is a Sailor X from Planet X who shows up in a lost episode, but dies after sacrificing herself to save Chibi Usa in the same episode.

Aw, that's cold, man, cold.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:07 am

Both Pluto and Saturn are Teddy Roosevelt impersonators because they speak softly and carry big sticks.

Usagi got freaked out by her attacks' phallic connotations (PM me if you don't know what that means) and tried, with no avail, to steal Star Maker's attack. This only resulted in her getting the Star Yell shoved down her throat.

LadyFlameSniper · Post by **LadyFlameSniper** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:42 pm

LOL here's some I had from the last time plus some new ones. (all spelling errors/poor or grammar is intentional)

-Venus' Venus Love-me Chain represents her interest in S&M.

-The Starlights were originally going to be males. But Nako Tamagotchi decided to make them girls and added theponytail underneath their short hair!

-Eternal Salor Moon's wings are actually fake cut-outs. That's why they never move. She put them there in her transformation to make herself look more powerful!

-Uranus is a guy because he has a sword, which is a phallic symbol. Neptune is a girl because she likes to look in her mirror a lot.

-Micheru has the ocean powers because she washes her hair in it. Because of this her hair is shiny like the water and she smells like the ocean.

-OMG Horatio is a witch! You can tell because she's very pale, wears all black and like has dark powers of evil!

-Poo is in love with Neo Queen Serena. She said she admired her in the Black Moon part of the magna. That MUST mean she's in love with her. Solid proof!

-Mikoto is a hooker. That's how she pays her rent and why she has so many "ex boyfriends"

-Chibi USA is in love with Hellios because she's into bestiality

-Salor Jupitor was a man in her past life. That's why she's tall, has a deeper voice than her friends and she loves Hakura.

-Since Ray hates men, she gets sexual pleasure from burning things with her tarot scroll cards.

-Amie is really cold hearted and just pretends to be nice. That's the real reason why she has trouble making friends and has the ice powers. Her heart is cold as ice!

-Mamoru wears a suit with and mask and cape because Zorro was his childhood hero

marspeach · Post by **marspeach** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:29 pm

All spelling mistakes are intentional.

Noako Techi is a lesbian. Why else would she put gays (Hakura and Michru) in her story?

Horato is really Rie's younger sister, that's why they look so much alike with the same hair color and all. Rie's mom died giving birth to Hotaro, and the midwife didn't want to tell her husband, so she gave the child away.

Ami is not really smart- she was caught cheating on a test! She's been cheating all along! Those reading glasses she wears have the test answers on them!

Makoto's "talents" are fake. She is a prostitute (that's how she can afford to live alone) and needed bigger boobs to earn more money.

Singo becomes a singer. He forms a band with his lover, Domino, Yoko Ono, and Davey Jones called "The Hot Tomatoes." Unfortunately, listeners took this name literally and serenaded their first live performance by pelting them with ketchup, salsa, and other tomato products.

Anna Roz · Post by **Anna Roz** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 8:52 pm

Luna and Artemis are taken away by the Juuban Animal Control Squad and driven off in a dog-catcher's mobile.

Chibiusa marries Helios, but prefers him in horse form so she can have control over him and keep him from running away from her.

Sailor Pluto kidnaps King Endmyion and brainwashes him so she can become Queen Setsuna and overthrow Neo Queen Serenity. Although she appears to be one of Chibiusa's few friends, Setsuna secretly despises the pink spore and doesn't like her trying to get in the way of HER man, and thinks Chibiusa is making fun of her hygiene by calling her "Puu". "It's not my fault I had to live at the Time Gates practically my whole life with no bathing! I'm used to it!" she says.

Tuxedo Mask can generate his roses by doing a flip in the air and red light comes out of his rear end, as a red rose pops out of it.

Tuxedo Mask switches genders with Sailor Moon, and becomes Sailor Earth, who uses "Earth Rose Shower" to eject tons of roses from the Earth Sceptre, which then impale the enemy like darts. Sailor Moon becomes Tuxedo Moon, who attacks the enemy by throwing Chibiusa at them.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 9:19 pm

Anna Roz wrote: Tuxedo Mask switches genders with Sailor Moon, and becomes Sailor Earth, who uses "Earth Rose Shower" to eject tons of roses from the Earth Sceptre, which then impale the enemy like darts. Sailor Moon becomes Tuxedo Moon, who attacks the enemy by throwing Chibiusa at them.

Oooh...poor Chibi-Usa-sama...

-Umino actually has all his skin peeled off under his glasses, and no eyeballs. He can see by infrared sensing, which is what the glasses are for.

-Sailor Moon likes to howl at the moon, and she's really a werewolf.

-Sailor Moon and Chibi Moon lose their powers during a lunar eclipse.

-Sailor Mercury has a split personality...she's hot and fiery one minute and cold the next, like how half of the planet Mercury is hot and the other half is cold, since it takes so long to rotate on its axis

-Sailor Saturn is SUPER light-weight and can float around like a feather and walk on water

-Sailor Pluto has ice for brains because her planet's so far from the sun

-The Starlights sing "When you Wish Upon a Star" for their song and tell people to make wishes on THEM

-Sailor Star Maker actually creates stars, but Fighter always tries to punch the stars and then Healer has to be a doctor for her burns.

Aoi Hikari · Post by **Aoi Hikari** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 10:38 pm

-After the end of Stars-Usagi and Mamoru break up, so Usagi moves to the country; starts a farm and marries one of her cows.

-Mamoru is a gigalo.

- Minako was once Sailor Q.

-Chibiusa is actually Usagi and Hawk-eye's child.

Anna Roz · Post by **Anna Roz** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 9:57 pm

The Sailor Scouts are called Sailor Scouts, because the girls' ancestors tried to bribe Chaos into not attacking with awful tasting oatmeal cookies. All that was left was a scorched box of cookies and four pairs of boots that had melded to the ground. This was the true beginning of the Sailor Wars. Sailor Chaos could never get the awful taste of the oatmeal cookies out of her/his/it's system and therefore declared war.

Sailor Neptune's hair is made out of kelp and she always has to wash it otherwise fish and other sea organisms will start to live in her hair.

Ami dyed her hair with blue Koolaid when she was young and still has a secret stash of it hidden in her bathroom to keep her hair looking its bluest.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:25 am

Taiki tastes like strawberry shortcake because the smell never wore off from when Usagi blew up the cake.

The Sailor Team is based off of the Simpson family:
Usagi = Homer
Ami = Lisa
Rei = Bart
Makoto = Marge
Minako = Maggie

Sailor Venus hates the Starlights because she's afraid they'll use her Venus Love-Me Chain to go run off and be dominatrixes.

Sailor Uranus is Arabian because her sword looks like the shape of the swords that the Arab characters use in the movies. Also, she has the same hair and eyes as Quatre.

The Sailor Senshi each have the power of a fruit!
Moon has apple power.
Mercury has blueberry power.
Mars has strawberry power.
Jupiter has lime power.
Venus has orange power.
Uranus has banana power, since it's shaped like her sword.
Neptune has kiwi power.
Pluto has cherry power.
Saturn has grape power.
Chibi Moon has raspberry power.
Star Fighter has kumquat power.
Star Healer has tangerine power.
Star Maker has grapefruit power.
Because their powers come from citrus fruits, the Starlights formed the band "Citrus Girls" to find their princess, Princess Lemon of Sour Blossom Planet. Also, that's why Venus and Jupiter are always hanging on them, too.

Sailor Saturn LOVES to cut people's hair with her Glaive and wants to be a barber when she grows up.

Sailor Pluto is a 2-foot tall old woman who is lecherous and goes around stealing men's underwear. (whoops, that's Happosai, just switch the genders!)

Sailor Pluto uses her Garnet Rod as a cane because she's so old.

Star Fighter likes to eat lamps, which made Hotaru cry and break up with her. And they were such a good couple! WAAAAH!