Make Your Own Silly Rumors!

Rivalee · Post by **Rivalee** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:18 pm

This is fun ^^. How about these (yeah, I knoe they´re silly, but aren´t rumors silly?)

Zoisite is reborn as Fisheye (both are gays)
Nephrite is reborn as Tiger Eye (likes underaged girls)
Jedite is reborn as Haruka
and
Kunzite is really reborn as the two droids Chiral and Achiral (ep. 81), but after getting killed once again, he´s reborn as Sephiroth.

Queen Beryl is really Naru. When Beryl died durin Silver Millenium, she was reborn as Naru. But after the Crystal Tokyo is built, Naru gets mad over that Usagi had been lying all the time and even stole Narus big love; Mamoru. Angered, she goes to the Time Gate, ties Pluto up, and travel back to Present, revieve Metalia and brainwashed the four good schoolboys Jadite, Nephrite, Kunzite and Ziosite + the inhabites of North Pole.
That´s why every demons wants Naru´s energy. They feel that her energy is strong.

The Four sisters are really the adult forms of the Amazoness Quartet. Theirs Teenageforms are Witches 5 and their sailorforms are Anima Mates-
PallaPalla = Viluy = Sailor Aluminium Siren = Beruche
JunJun = Tellu = Sailor Tin Nyanko = Petz
CeresCeres = Mimette = Sailor Iron Mouse = Calaveras
VesVes = Eudial = Sailor Lead Crow = Cooan

Cyprine/Ptilol = Ziorconia/Neherenia

That´s all I could think about...

SailorSpace · Post by **SailorSpace** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:47 pm

SailorMoon got her name because she attacks her enemy's vision, but lifting up her skirt, and flashing her ass at them.

Atermis is Diana's and Luna's worst scientific creation.

The cats have rabies!!!

Shingo was raped by a kitty, that's why he fears them so much.

Mako's food tastes like crap.

Minako wears a wig.

ChibiUsa doesn't exsist!!!

Michiru and Mommy Ikoku are lesbians together... Daddy Tsukino and Haruka are a different story.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:42 pm

SailorSpace wrote: Michiru and Mommy Ikoku are lesbians together... Daddy Tsukino and Haruka are a different story.

That would be interesting if it was not only true, but also dubbed by Cloverway, since they gave Ikuko Mama and Neptune the same voice actress.

ilovethesailorsenshi · Post by **ilovethesailorsenshi** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:14 am

all the sailor senshi are patients of plastic surgery and tuxedo kamen is a lizard from the dark moon.

the daimons are illusions... so are the amazon trio, the amazoness quartet, and chibi-usa

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 10:51 pm

Taiki visits Hotaru and Makoto in the hospital in episode 185. In fact, Hotaru's crush on the Three Lights is a major conflict she has with the other Outer Senshi. This also explains why Haruka and Michiru fought her and Setsuna at the end--they were angry because she wanted to be friends with Taiki!

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 11:42 pm

Seiya and Sailor Pluto will get together and have a relationship, because each has an unrequited love for their opposite in the Serenity-Endymion pairing.

SailorSpace · Post by **SailorSpace** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:02 pm

Sailor Moon is Britanny spears in disguise.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:58 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:Seiya and Sailor Pluto will get together and have a relationship, because each has an unrequited love for their opposite in the Serenity-Endymion pairing.

Poor Pluto and Starfighter...

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:38 pm

Chibiusa has 2 husbands: Elios and Peruru

Pluto is bipolar- she either is a teeny-bobber or serious, and Haruka and Michiru are scared by that.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon May 30, 2005 7:48 am

Hotaru is the second-oldest Aasu sister on Puni Puni Poemi. Also, the dominatrix girl got her ideas from looking at the Starlights.

NameGoesHere · Post by **NameGoesHere** » Tue May 31, 2005 12:07 am

Setsuna had a horribly embarrassing experience at her Senior Prom while dancing to "I Will Survive." In her enraged state over being dubbed the worst dancer in school, she went back in time and attacked disco with her Big Ass Key.

Unfortunately for her, she did not kill disco, she only put it off. The disco style would pop up in the late nineties with the smash hit "Big Ass Key to My Heart." Unbeknownst to her, it was all a ploy by Haruka and Michiru to get back at Setsuna for using the decorative seashell soaps in their bathroom.

Anna Roz · Post by **Anna Roz** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:11 am

Chibi-Chibi is actually extra-dimensional ooze brought to life by an alien race that planted her on Earth in hopes of her eliminating everyone with her sickly-sweet cuteness.

Chibiusa is actually bald, but wears a wig.

Setsuna tends to eat the erasers off of pencils, as Plutonians have an acquired taste for rubber, which is like chocolate to them. She tends to go nuts when she can't have any, and she turns into a giant Hulk-like monster, trashing the city until the other Senshi let her eat their erasers and other rubbery things.

Origiri · Post by **Origiri** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:26 am

Ayakashi 'sisters' are NOT sisters, they are all lesbians, with Cooan and Petz being bi.

Haruka and Michiru get married after the end of Stars Season in a country which allowed gay-weddings.

DR.Tomoe resurrects Kaori once again, but this time without Master Pharaoh's influence, Kaori becomes the kind and good woman she once was; and they get married and live happily with Hotaru. Hotaru likes her new mother so much and she is happy like she has never been!

Esmeraude comes back from void and begs Dr.Tomoe to ressurrect Demando too, after being resurrected Demando feels so indebted to Esmeraude that they get married too! They live happily forever on the black side of the moon!

Chibi Usa 'finally' learns the awful secret of Helios; he actually likes being rid by women so he takes the form of Pegasus occasionaly.

Rei is a pyromaniac!

sailod diva · Post by **sailod diva** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:38 pm

sailor moon has a tatoo
it's on uranus

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:50 pm

Do you mean that she put a tatoo on Sailor Uranus, or that it's on her anus/bottom since it would be hard to put a tattoo over her anus, which is a hole?

Some from me:
Sailor Venus was born on St. Valentine's Day because she's the Senshi of Love.
Seiya is jealous of Yaten because Yaten has the same birthday as James Dean and Seiya thinks she'd make a better "rebel without a cause" than Yaten.

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:34 am

I recently heard that Mako became a stripper to show off her enourmous talents... And for some extra cash.

Pipestrell · Post by **Pipestrell** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:28 am

Few realize that Michiru likes to put make up on Haruka while she sleeps.

They both addicts as well. Michiru has been clean of her salmon addiction for six years but Haruka still munches on pure hearts when she thinks no-ones looking (she has a box full under her bed which she collected during S)

Hikari no Senshi · Post by **Hikari no Senshi** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:10 pm

Hakura and Michiru are not really cousins who are very, very, very close with each other, but sisters that have incestuous feeling for one another and don't care if they do things in public like go out, hold hands and etc.... That scream ''EEEKK!!!! LESBIES!!!''.

Matto · Post by **Matto** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:21 pm

The Sailor Senshi visited Toronto, Janice Sonski was found lying in a garbage dumpster with heart marks burned into her body and the Senshi are suspected.

Lisa Lumby Richards is Queen Beryl in disguise.

Nichole Thulate (is that spelled right?) learned English from Meowth, but she mistaked it for French.

Haruka and Michiru are not gay, they are sisters...that...well...think about yourself!! >.<;

Tempest · Post by **Tempest** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:38 am

Matto wrote:The Sailor Senshi visited Toronto, Janice Sonski was found lying in a garbage dumpster with heart marks burned into her body and the Senshi are suspected.

Lisa Lumby Richards is Queen Beryl in disguise.

Nichole Thulate (is that spelled right?) learned English from Meowth, but she mistaked it for French.

Haruka and Michiru are not gay, they are sisters...that...well...think about yourself!! >.<;

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