Make Your Own Silly Rumors!

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:35 pm

peachvampiress wrote:...>_>; sorry, I couldn't think of others to be the other Senshi.

-I'm Taiki because I talk too much about esoteric subjects.
-I want to say Starscream and Ni-ban are Uranus and Neptune because they're the only couple, but I don't know which is which. ^_^
-Sailor Moon is. . . well, Sailor Moon.

Celexa · Post by **Celexa** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:48 pm

peachvampiress wrote:Celexia is Cosmos because her avatar looks like Cosmos (only with red hair so it must be a disguize )

Heh, that's actually a picture of Celexa whom a friend recolored for me long, long ago...just so happens Cosmos is my fave senshi though ^.^

- Sailor Cosmos isn't really from the future; she's Queen Serenity who disguised herself.

- Sailor Cosmos is the mother of the inners, outers, Mamoru, starlights, and Queen Serenity. (Busy girl, she is...)

- Sailor Chaos is Sailor Cosmos's twin sister.

- Sailor Cosmos and Chibi Chibi aren't the same person, Chibi Chibi is Sailor Cosmos's Sailor Crystal and in SailorStars Sailor Cosmos got trapped inside her own Sailor Crystal and is freed when Sailor Galaxia blasts Chibi Chibi

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:58 pm

Sailorasteroid

-I want to say Starscream and Ni-ban are Uranus and Neptune because they're the only couple, but I don't know which is which. ^_^

Hey, you're right. I should have thought of that. Starscream can be Neptune. He's so calm and elegant, the perfect debutante

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 7:16 pm

I want to say Starscream and Ni-ban are Uranus and Neptune because they're the only couple, but I don't know which is which. ^_^

Sailorasteroid, I'm not sure that is a compliment or an insult... XD

-Naru is peach and Sailor Moon is Mario because Naru always needs rescuing.

- mamoru has to buy a new tuxedo after every fight, but somehow keeps up an apartment fee.

- Hotaru is a goth

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:16 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:I want to say Starscream and Ni-ban are Uranus and Neptune because they're the only couple, but I don't know which is which. ^_^

o_O;

Erm, ok...but what about Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon, respectively? That way I'm not a girl...

peachvampiress wrote:Hey, you're right. I should have thought of that. Starscream can be Neptune. He's so calm and elegant, the perfect debutante :P

O_O!

I'M calm and elegant? Hehehe...to quote Bugs Bunny, "Meeeeh...dey don't know me very well, do dey?"

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:29 pm

Well, I thought it was restricted to Sailors. And I already had a Sailor Moon. Male Sailors are hard to come by--I guess you could be Sailor Tamasuburo the tea ceremony guy. I guess we should let Ni-ban decide. ~_^

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:48 pm

Sailorasteroid

you could be Sailor Tamasuburo the tea ceremony guy.

Ha! Yeah, Starscream's a mod, so he'd be perfect. He can teach us ettiqute and politeness. Tamasuburo paawa...meku appu!!!

Ni-ban Neko · Post by **Ni-ban Neko** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:50 pm

I'd have to kill him if he was the tea ceremony guy. And I'd have to kill him even more if he was Sailor Guts. And I really wasn't planning on killing anyone today

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:09 pm

-Makoto is a giant green blob that terrorizes Tokyo's power source, and Sailor Moon beats her by giving everyone candles so they don't have to use electricity.

-Makoto and Yaten are lovers because they're pretty much opposites, and we all know that opposites attract!

Oh, and if we're doing "which Senshi forum members are" thing, then I'd be Yaten, since that's who I'm most like in personality. (also, I can't be Taiki and Haruka mixed in, because they were already taken)

ShanSunflower · Post by **ShanSunflower** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 6:25 am

Amazing how some of these are actual rumors I've heard.

Anyway...

-ChibiChibi is really Usagi and Seiya's daughter. You see, when Seiya first appeared in Sailormoon SuperS, Usagi asked Sailor Mars, the guardian of time, to change the future so she could have ChibiChibi instead of ChibiUsa andnot be with the guy who she only pretends to love, Mamoru. This is why you never see ChibiChibi and ChibiUsa on screen at the same time!

-Queen Beryl was really defeated by Sailor Galaxia. You see, back during the Silver Millenium, before Princess Serenity was even born, Galaxia destroyed Queen Beryl's home planet, Planet Ieatpoopforbreakfast. Queen Beryl (back then, just named "Carla") transformed into Sailor Beryl and used her "Beryl Snake Bite-the-B*tch!" attack, and failed. Carla died and was cloned by her lesbian lover, Sailor Iron Siren. That's where the Queen Beryl we know and love today came from.

-Diana lied when she said she was Luna and Artemis' kitten. You see, Luna was spayed by Usagi just after she got married so she wouldn't have kittens, and Artemis was neutered. Unfortunately, Haruka turned into a male cat and Michiru turned into a female cat. Then, they have graphic sex (was a detailed scene in Japanese episode 72, but was cut for obvious reasons). Then, they have a kitten, who they decide to name after the Princess Diana. Diana lies when she arrives in the 20th century because she doesn't want Luna and Artemis, two realllllly horny kitties, to get sad.

-In the original version of Sailormoon, the girl with the black hair that is in pigtails (Sailor Jupiter) was actually Sailor Moon, and was actually a cross-dressing guy. In fact, all the sailor senshi were males who were crossdressing. Sailor Moon was lovers with Sailor Earth (who was actually the short red-haired senshi originally, Sailor Pluto). Yes, it was a yaoi anime.

-Ami likes swimming because she has a skin disorder that makes her skin always feel dry. She is addicted to water, and does so well on tests because all the water she drinks makes her drunk. She's so drunk that she doesn't even remember doing the tests! She lies and says she does, so her secret lover, Sailor Umino, won't dump her.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 9:51 am

-Ami is in love with Kakyuu, and Taiki gets jealous. So he tells Ami that geniuses can't fall in love, and Chibi-Usa finds out, so she tries to break up Ami and Kakyuu so Taiki will like her.

-Kakyuu's IQ is 500 and it surpasses Taiki's! (did I say that one already?)

-Rei and Taiki are lovers because Rei's the smartest of the Inners. She has to be, that's why she's psychic, which is the manifestation of her extra intelligence coming out! (I got that idea somewhat from the movie/book Matilda)

-When you have watched all the episodes of Sailor Moon and all 3 movies, in some form, dubbed or Japanese, you gain the ability to become an official Sailor Senshi, complete with magic powers! When you finish watching your last episode/movie, a magic portal opens up and you go into the Senshi's world and become an anime character! If you have any fan-made Senshi you gain the random powers of one of them, if you don't you become Sailor (whatever your name is) and become the otaku Senshi who shoots anime videos at the enemy.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:48 pm

Chibi-Usa is actually Usagi's mother, not the other way around. It's sooooo obvious! You see, when Chibi-Usa was un-transformed from Black Lady, she became a kid again (duh), but while she was in her Black Lady form, she gave birth to Sailor Moon, but when she was transformed back into Chibi-Usa, she became younger than her own daughter, so Pluto set back the time.

Sailorasteroid wrote: -Sailor Moon is. . . well, Sailor Moon.

And I'm Artemis! ^^

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 7:28 pm

-Yaten was a fish who got turned human by Queen Beryl so she could take Heart Crystals to Beryl's mistress, Nehelenia. But Rubeus turned Yaten back into a fish so he could eat her!

-Diana the kitten likes to bite the Senshi's butts.

Cardcaptor Takato · Post by **Cardcaptor Takato** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:34 am

Leonardo Dicaprio is secretly Jeadite, who disguised himself in order to hide himself from all his raging fangirls. Leonardo (disguised as Jaedite) is actually gay, which is why Jaedite ignores Tetis and why he thinks so lowly of girls. He also allows the Sailor Senshi to defeat him in battle so that Queen Beryl can punish him as his form of suicide to escape his raging fangirls. This is also why we haven't seen Leonardo Dicaprio in many movies lately.

Nephrite is actually Micheal Jackson in disguise. This explains why his nickname in the dub is "Maxfield Stanton" because Maxfield Stanton is actually his secret codename that he uses to hide his identity as he's actually a Russian spy. This is also the reason why Nephrite only targets young underage girls like Naru and the reason why he invites all the girls from Juuban Junior High to the shopping mall is so he can have a slumber party with them. Also, the reason why he never gave Haruna-sensei an invitation was because he only likes underaged girls.

Zoicite was actually a princess of the Silver Millenium who disguised himself as a gay man to work secretly for the Dark Kindgom in order to protect Princess Serenity. She was in love with Serenity and was jealous of Mamoru, which is why she attacked him. This also explains why she has a female voice in the dub.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:07 am

Sailor Jupiter needs lightning like regular people need water, so she's often found sucking the electricity out of sockets.

Star Healer wants to become a doctor, and she thinks that Mercury is too cold-hearted for that job.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:41 am

peachvampiress wrote: -Rainbow is Chibi-moon because they both own pets named Diana

I'm sorry, I didn't see that when I said I'd be Yaten. I actually didn't see that post until just now!

That really fits, since not only is my Diana my pet, she's gray and she would be a good guardian pet on a maho shoujo story because she likes to take charge!

I thought of some more silly rumors!

-Usagi and Minako hate Sakaki from Azumanga Daioh because she chases Luna and Artemis around and gives cats a bad name.

-Chiyo-chan from Azumanga Daioh is Chibi-Usa's daughter with Taiki because she has Taiki's brains and hair color and Chibi-Usa's personality--she's a little quieter though like Taiki.

-The Purple People Eater is a Starlight because it's an alien that wanted to be in a rock-and-roll band!

-Taiki climbs into the freezer every night so she can stay cold-hearted. Unfortunately, one time there was a time warp in the freezer, and she ended up in the freezer in the Crystal Palace, where Chibi-Usa ate her for a midnight snack.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:08 pm

Contrary to popular belief, Sailor Pluto is not in love with King Endymion. She is sexually attracted to his cloak, which is why she mentioned it in her dying words.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:51 pm

Rei has an obsession with Ayanami Rei and that's why she named herself that. Her real name is Raye, the DiC version is the original.

Sailor Moon S stands for Science because the Witches 5 are scientists. Also, that's why Viluy is the hero.

Setsana626 · Post by **Setsana626** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 2:23 pm

Heres my silly rumors:
1. Trista and King Edymion had a intimate relation ship that Neo Queen Serenity did not know of. This resulted in Trista giving birth to Rini. t avoid the queen knowing the truth, trista brainwashed serenity into thinking she was Rini's mother. Shame on the king for having an an affair with Trista (Setsuna)!

2. Michuru and Haruka tried to adopt Hotaru because they are Lesbians and can't have kids that are natural! That explaines Hotaru calling them Mama and Papa!

3. Luna is Artemis's Sister!

4. Rini secretly knows Trista is her Mommy!

5. Rini was not as shocked as she acted when "Elephant Boy" pulled off his pants for her!

More to come Soon!

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 2:32 pm

Setsana626 wrote: 2. Michuru and Haruka tried to adopt Hotaru because they are Lesbians and can't have kids that are natural! That explaines Hotaru calling them Mama and Papa!

Actually, that's the truth in SailorStars:
[spoiler]In the first episode of SailorStars, Setsuna takes baby Hotaru from Dr. Tomoe and brings her to Haruka and Michiru where she saves the three of them from Nehelenia's mirror paredories and powers them up to their Super forms. Then, in the next episode, Hotaru is seen living with the other three Outers like a family--apparently, they've ALL adopted her! A similar situation is also in the SuperS manga, which is available in America legally unlike SailorStars.[/spoiler]

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