Make Your Own Silly Rumors!

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:11 pm

Those who were in the old forum, remember the silly rumors topic? It was where you could just make up your own silly, fake rumors about the Sailor Moon things. I missed it, so I wanted to start again. Hey, last time we made up a little story together! Here's some to start with:
(beware, I use some stereotypes here)

Sailor Moon is really from L.A. and Chibi Chibi is her sister.

Sailor Mercury is from Canada because she's so boring.

Rei has to be told to quit doing fire divinations so much before it hurts her eyes.

Makoto is Irish because she has red hair and wears the green Senshi outfit. Also, she has the Irish temper.

Minako is actually from England; she changed her name, which was originally Elizabeth Huffingpuffington.

Hotaru is rude and uses the masculine Japanese.

Haruka is the one who drives because if she's a passenger she gets carsick easily.

Michiru is absent-minded and once sat on her violin!

Setsuna has a Pokemon obsession and also wants to marry Taiki!

Chibi-Usa wants to be a ninja so she runs around doing weird yells and calls herself the "Pink Ninja."

Seiya furrows her brows a lot and has permanent frown lines. They were just airbrushed out of the dubs because Cloverway and DiC work for Botox!

Yaten is only 2 feet tall and she's not from Kinmoku, she's a Hobbit.

Taiki's forehead is 3 feet tall and she has hydrocephalis.

Migiwa · Post by **Migiwa** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:01 pm

Sailor Moon is actually Luke Skywalker's daughter- that's why the palace on the moon is invisible, and she has "magic powers!"

(if I do well enough, do I get to work for SOS?

Celexa · Post by **Celexa** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:36 pm

All of Sailor Moon was Usagi's dream

Sailor Cosmos is just a fanfic character

"Makenai!" means "All for cheese!" (That'd make a funny Stars song)

Sailor Moon is one big fanfic. There is no such person as Naoko Takeuchi.

Sailor Moon was made by DiC

DiC did an awesome job dubbing

There is such a person as Neo Princess Rini

Chibi Chibi is a fan term, her real name is RiRi!

Fisheye's outfit has a mattress tag on it

SOS is 100% accurate

Sailor Moon is a man

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:05 pm

Celexa wrote:
Sailor Moon is a man

Interesting. I found a neat fanfic somewhere that had all the genders of the characters switched (I think except for Queen Beryl), so that Sailor Moon was reincarnated as a man and Tuxedo Mask as a woman. And so on. Queen Beryl's generals (would they be the Four Queens now?) were girls too.

marspeach · Post by **marspeach** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:09 pm

My, own, totally original rumor...

Kunzite and Zoisite aren't gay because in the past Zoisite was a woman but when she died, she transferred her love to her twin brother, Zoizit. Zoisite of the present is really Zoizit.
I really made it up! Honest...

Em · Post by Em » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:25 pm

Sailiro Moon i5 a henatai ebcuase you get to see the bit's wehn tehy tarnsoerfm ( spelling error ment here)

Zoisite of the dub met Fisheye of the oragainol and they fell in love and got married, Fisheye of the dub met Zoisite of the oragail fell in love and got married. Thier kid's flash people whhc they lerant fomr thier Aunite Mar's who tualt them Mar's Flash which mean she flash men.

Mamoru and Setsune had a fling with resulted in Chibi Usa. The Queen couldn't ahve kiddes due to eating too much ice cream took Chibi Usa when she was born and brainwashed everyone into think Chibi Usa was her's

Chibi Chibi is the love Child of Peru and Peguas

Chibi Usa has a pet Unicorn adn teh whole of the SuperS season is bashed aorund her and her unicorn going around the world meeting new people.

Ami loves Haruka she stalkers her and copyies everything she does why eles would she have short hair?

NameGoesHere · Post by **NameGoesHere** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:31 pm

Haruka is really Sailor Earth because her attack is called World Shaking!

Hotaru is the love child of Chibiusa and Setsuna.

Sailormoon was arrested for indecent exposure when she resorted to mooning the youma rather than turning them to dust.

FoxFire · Post by **FoxFire** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:51 pm

ChibiUsa is actually a clone of Usagi.

ChibiChibi is a clone of ChibiUsa and she can only say "chibi chibi" because of what happens when you clone a clone (see Multiplicity).

Mamoru is really Sailor Earth and she's a lesbian and dresses like a man.

Sailor Pluto is Mamoru from farther in the future when she stops dressing like a man.

Rei is talking to the fire which is the reincarnated soul of her dead mother.

Rei will marry Chad and write his songs and Minako will become a singer in his rock band.

Rei and Minako will become lovers after Chad leaves when his rock band becomes big and he goes on drugs.

All the Sailor Senshi are lesbians, EXCEPT for Uranus and Neptune who are just really good friends.

Sailor Moon's speech goes "in the game of the Moon, I will publish you."

BSSM is a Japanese fandub of an American cartoon.

The only reason PGSM was made was because SOS encouraged people to buy Luna P Pop Tarts.

Anna Roz · Post by **Anna Roz** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:09 pm

Rei has regular conversations with the sacred fire, which tells her to kill Chibiusa and feed her head to the crows.

Chibiusa's hair is pink because Usagi dropped her in a cotton candy machine when she was a baby.

Sailor Mars uses her "Fireballs Flash" attack by lifting up her skirt during battle, which causes the youma to die of a nosebleed.

ChibiUSa lost custody of her daughter RiRi after the Crystal Tokyo Social Services found out about her gambling problem and underage marriage to Helios. ChibiChibi was then handed over to Galaxia, who also had custody of Kousagi, Neo Queen Serenity's younger daughter who had to be given up due to the Queen breaking the rules of having more than one child.

Luna and Artemis are actually cousins.

Mamoru is a street pimp, and Setsuna and Makoto are his ladies.

Post by **Tiff** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:13 pm

Migiwa, you should find this one funny:

Tuxedo Mask's attack is called "la smoking bomber" becuase he smokes too damn much.

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:14 am

Ok here goes nothing (or everything):

Fisheye poses for Michelin Tire ads for a day job.

At the beginning of the R season, Mamoru's twin brother from the desert comes to fill in for him while Mamoru gets his memory back.
(never said these would be brilliant ideas people)

Yui lost her memory after Fushigi Yugi was over and suddenly remembered her past life as a Sailor Senshi. Changed her name to Haruka, moved to Japan and took up race car driving.

Ami lost her job on Code Name Sailor V and moved to Sailor Moon to become Sailor Mercury...claims the benefits are better.

marspeach · Post by **marspeach** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:25 pm

Fiore and Mamoru were lovers.

Naru is Sailorearth.

The Dic dub didn't change ANYTHING from the original.

Haruka is a man.

The Starlights are in a lesbian relationship with each other, and their princess, Fireball.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:20 pm

Saturn realises that using the Scilence glaive will NOT kill her, and she goes around destroying all the dubbing companies. *why couldn't this happen... it would be such a blessing to the world...*

Hotaru develops a crush on Setsuna from calling her, "Setsuna Momma"

Haruka loved being called, "Poppa"

Minako will go back to england and then scare the heck out of the nobles there with her extreme knowledge of technology.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:26 pm

There's a new season of the cartoon in production called "Sailormoon AF". We're introduced to yet ANOTHER group of soldiers called the Sailor Super Soldiers, who have white hair and are stronger than the Sol System Soldiers. So as to not break tradition, one of them will have feelings for Usagi.

Post by **Tiff** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:28 pm

don't forget Sailor Moon X, where all the senshi are lesbians, and it's nothing but hentai and tentacles.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:45 pm

A fan anime called, Sailor Moon, Crystal Tokyo: Chibiusa's Teenage Years will be released.

Sailor Moon for, "Kiddies" with no relationships, no death, no body lines, no heartbreaking scenes, morals every 5 seconds

Em · Post by Em » Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:57 am

yoshmaster5 wrote:Sailor Moon for, "Kiddies" with no relationships, no death, no body lines, no heartbreaking scenes, morals every 5 seconds

Wiht the oppening song Called Happy Clappy Time it goes:

Everyone clap you hands!
Everyone be happy!
Sailor Moon is here happy clappy time!

Everyone let's hold hands!
Everyone love each other! ( in a non relationship way becuase that's not right to love thoese of the same gender as they are you cousin )
Sailor Moon is here Happy Clappy time!

Sailor Moon clap you hands!
Sailor Moon let's be happy!
Sailor Moon love each other! ( in a non relationship way becuase that's not right to love thoese of the same gender as they are you cousin)
Sailor Moon!
Sailor Moon!

SAILOR MOON IS HERE HAPPY CLAPPY TIME!

I'm sorry I just had to and now to tell you a shocking secret I have I wrote the Englsih Sailor Moon song's all of them it was ME! and anyone that can come up wiht a tune to that get help no really that's not a joke go run

Akarui Kibuno · Post by **Akarui Kibuno** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 1:17 pm

Hmm... I'm not too good at things like this but let's give it a try :p

Naoko Takeuchi is an invention from the SOS who are the ones who created the series.

They use a plushie Luna in PGSM because the CG animators are on strike all the time and the producers don't have money to hire someone else to replace them.

The SOS invented Plushie Luna in PGSM. They will use it later in a campaign to bring Stars to the US. And no one will understand.

Usagi04 · Post by **Usagi04** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 1:59 pm

The Starlights are the Three-Stooges.
Professor Tomoe is a pirate because of the right side of his glasses.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 2:28 pm

If Sailor Pluto has a kid, the powers of Pluto will be split in two. Setsuna will be Princess Pluto, at the Time Gates, and the kid will be Sailor Pluto with the offense attacks.

If Sailor Mars has a kid, it will have the power to give people fevers.

Sailor Mercury changes into a boy when splashed by cold water. That's why her hair is short!