Sailor Moon Uncensored

Gee, I just found another happy animal story about some poor meerkats. Honestly, I think it was both the zoo and the parents' fault; the cage should have been tested to make sure the animals weren't within touching distance, and the girl's parents should have taught her long ago not to mess with unf...

Yesterday, while reading the paper, I came across an article that talked about a new trend toy called "Dunny", which to me sounds like the new Beanie Baby, but worse. Dunnys are 3 inch rabbit figures that each have the same shape, but a different design on them; some are actually pretty neat. The ob...

For you enjoyment, ladies and gentlemen, the M*A*S*H army song! Mulcahy: A chaplain in the Army has a collar on his neck. If you don't listen to him, you'll all wind up in Heck! (chorus): Oh I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Ma, I wanna go home! Hawkeye & BJ: Oh the surgeons in the Army, they s...

I actually started laughing during the movie when Jack finally snaps because the actress looked so fake being scared and swinging the bat at him. Plus, as was said, looks don't matter, but in the book Wendy was described as a blonde haired hottie. I mean, didn't the original actress even play Olive ...

I think I'm going to be sick; I read this in the paper the other day, and people who hurt animals shouldn't be allowed to live:

Man kills 10 puppies

I've been reading scary stories, that are supposedly true, all day, so I'm a little jumpy. I went to use the restroom a few minuets ago and needed to changed the roll afterwards. Well, we just have a bag that has rolls of toilet paper sitting nearby so I turned my back to change it, and another roll...

Well, in case anyone's interested, I just finished watching the second disk of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Season One, and it's terrific with a lot of good episodes. What surprised me the most was that I actually remember a lot of them as I'm watching. If anyone's interested, you can get it on eBay ...

Gaaah, it's only 10 and it's already 80 degrees outside! I want it to cool down so I can get my hamster and not have to worry about him dying on the way home!

If I can get the one I want, I shall name him... Harvey the Wonder Hamster!

I still remember when I saw that Shining for the first time; it was sort of an accident. Does anyone remember the clip Cartoon Network used to show that spoofed the riding the bike down the hall scene with the mice and the cat (I can't remember their names, but their old cartoon characters; it was s...

I was just looking around Wikipedia and under the section that talks about one of my favorite old school characters, Dick Dastardly, it says that his real name is Richard Asquith Dastardly... The hell? Where was this ever said?

I just woke from the weirdest dream ever... I dreampt that I was in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 making fun of Family Guy episodes.

I'd forgotten all about that show. Waaa, I wanna watch it again!

The reason for missing kittens has finally been discovered!

Why do I find this so funny?

Meh... About this... Yes, I know that it is just a movie after all and that it's all fake, but I don't think I'll be able see it. The most I can handle is stuff like Law And Order: SVU because most of the disturbing bits are all through dialouge and not shown on screen. It sounds like the movie does...

Gaa! I can't take it anymore! I have something to confess, and I don't care what people will say anymore! I... I... I stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Th-then... *sniff* When I got caught... I killed Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the crowbar! I'm so sorry! Oh, god, why? I just wanted a c...

Well, since it's based off the show, I think it would be okay to talk about this here. Since I finally have a lot of time off from work, I've been playing some video games I haven't touched, and I'm hooked on Animaniacs: The Great Edgar Hunt. In the level Epic, you have to help Cleo fill her bathtub...

I went to the shelter today to drop off proof of neutering (Texas law requires you to spay or neuter your pet if you get it from a shelter). I was about 10 minutes early before they opened, so I decided to sit on the steps in the shade. There were two women there to drop off pets. One had a dog, an...

*Imitates a Little Lost Bunny* "Have you had your hug today?"

Meh... It's just going to get worse until they release Darkwing Duck; I have the sudden urge to turn into a bunny and torment Negaduck with my cuteness.

Woo, I finally have one to share... I was watching Cinematech on Tech TV and, they'll sometimes show Japanese commercials for games, but I had no idea what they were doing when they first showed this: It started out with a woman's breast hanging out, feeding her baby, and it just showed that for awh...

And now it's time for... The Wheel of Morality!

Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn.

"If it looks like a duck,
quacks like a duck,
but isn't a duck,
get it to the hospital immediately.
And whatever "IT" is, you'll probably find it six months later on eBay."

Yesterday upon the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Oh how I wish he'd go away