Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread OLD

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:03 pm

So I was thinking, and I thought I should start a crazy madness thread for whatever nonsense crosses peoples minds or just random stuff we feel like posting. Random stories, quotes, stuff that doesn't fit into the WTF thread, getting to know each other, ANYTHING~! Intelligent discussion is nice in the other threads, but the forums don't really have anywhere for us to just act crazy and stuff so, why not? ^_^;

This forum has to have more psycho people than just me, right?

And before everyone gets all modly on me... I already asked Dan and he said it was okay, and that he was "surprised there wasn't one already".

GO NUTS!! PSP... IT'S LIKE A NUT... YOU CAN PLAY WITH OUTSIDE!

(and I have a feeling that the rating (PG, PG-13, R) of this thread will shift drastically, so if that happens be warned >P)

Blackat · Post by **Blackat** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:45 pm

*insert praise word here because I'm a terrible speller* XD

Well, here starts my randomness about Donald O'Connor (yes, my latest obsession) -

I saw some great clippings from old newspapers and magazines of him on Ebay, and I really wanted them. Then I went on holidays and somebody else went and won the bid! Poo. Now I'm depressed.

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:23 pm

My kangaroos are in my top paddock, not my backyard. I'll prove it: I recorded episodes of A Country Practice on my Foxtel IQ yesterday.

As for my parents: Dad's recorded The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the movie--it's the worst incarnation of the story).

Note: I don't live on a large enough block to have a top paddock, and Kangaroos don't appear in inner-city suburbs. The phrase "to have kangaroos in one's top paddock" means to show signs of mental weakness/illness

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:31 pm

I like cheese.

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:06 am

SeiUsa wrote:I like cheese.

That reminded me of a thing that happened one time. There's a common counter when someone is complaining too much, to say, "Do you want some cheese with your *whine*?" making a pun on wine going with cheese. But one time a friend and I were playing a fighting game, and I used some overpowered move on him several times in a row, and he asked me, "Do you want some wine with your *cheese*?" implying that my play was cheesy. I thought that was extremely clever of him and funny.

NameGoesHere · Post by **NameGoesHere** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:47 am

Hmm... a topic with no topic. Nifty.

Funniest unintentional misquote I've ever seen in a forum:

"friends are just the crotch for the weak..."

The quote is supposed to go, "friends are just a crutch for the weak." And thus, I snicker immaturely.

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:25 am

I'm hyper. o_o

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:09 am

Neon Heart wrote:I'm hyper. o_o

Meeeeeeeeeeeee too. ^^;;;;;

Topics without topics = best ones. And the best part is NO ONE CAN BEAT US WITH AN OT STICK!

Finally, a safe haven from the dreaded mallet!

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:14 am

I want to pass this along for everybodeh:

Spicy chicken ramen noodles + Coke = HUMONGUS burps. I had my mom come in, right after I let a huge burp go, and she was all "SHUT UP YER FACE, I'M TRYIN'A SLEEP!" XD

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:19 am

Neon Heart wrote:I want to pass this along for everybodeh:

Spicy chicken ramen noodles + Coke = HUMONGUS burps. I had my mom come in, right after I let a huge burp go, and she was all "SHUT UP YER FACE, I'M TRYIN'A SLEEP!" XD

LOLZ.

god, I make the loudest burps. ^^; I've won burping contests with lots of guy friends and embarrass many.

I'd say there's worse than ramen + coke though... worst I've had was either when I downed a 2 liter of Pepsi in like an hour or drank a 6-pack of smirnoffs. ^^; Vodka can lead to some interesting burpage as well.

mmm, spicy chicken ramen. I'm eating beef ramen as I speak. Made by our beloved admin no less. XD

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:37 am

Oooh, I've had the beef flavor before. It's quite good. They do make several good flavors, although, I stopped eating the pork flavor when I happend to make a package of it that tastes exactly like a hot dog. ¬_¬ Yeah, that was nast, lol.

Anyway, it's late, so I'm signing off to go to bed. GOOD NIGHT, PEOPLEZ! =D

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:36 am

Sylphiel wrote:
Neon Heart wrote:I'm hyper. o_o
Meeeeeeeeeeeee too. ^^;;;;;

Topics without topics = best ones. And the best part is NO ONE CAN BEAT US WITH AN OT STICK! Finally, a safe haven from the dreaded mallet!

*whacks Sylph with a foam finger*

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:35 pm

Jusenkyo no Pikachu wrote:*whacks Sylph with a foam finger*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEES

I HAVE BEEN WHACKED.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:40 pm

Sylphiel wrote:And the best part is NO ONE CAN BEAT US WITH AN OT STICK! :D

Well, we CAN beat you with an OT stick, but not necessarily for being off-topic :twisted: =P

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:53 pm

... :ph43r:

... WAR ELEPHANTS OWN YOU ALL.

*rusn*

Kameko · Post by **Kameko** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:16 pm

Releases a bunch of mice

I was happy to find a jar of honey in the cuboard a couple of days ago. I promptly made myself a peanut butter and honey sandwich. Hadn't had one of those in awhile.

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:26 pm

Kameko

I was happy to find a jar of honey in the cuboard a couple of days ago. I promptly made myself a peanut butter and honey sandwich. Hadn't had one of those in awhile.

I heard that Honey is the only food that doesn't expire. Is it true?

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:04 pm

Salt doesn't, I don't think, and sugar as well.

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:10 pm

My stomach hurts. I'm also debating if I should call my grandma or not.

The wonders of life. -_-;;

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:43 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:Salt doesn't, I don't think, and sugar as well.

Mmmmmm, salt.

I eat way too much salt on EVERYTHING. Seriously, I'm gonna end up with some health problem from it probably. ^^;;

"That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted... and I once ate a bowl full of salt!" -Fry

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