Make Your Own Silly Rumors!

Tempest · Post by **Tempest** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 10:53 pm

Sailor Moon, please remain on topic. It's also Rainbow's own opinion of who to alternate Sailormoon with [I don't watch Ramna, so I have no clue who is who].

Post by **Tiff** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 12:00 am

Sailor Moon: I'm going to say this once more and only once more: STOP REPEATING YOURSELF. I have been surfing through these posts like I do every night, and so far, i've counted about three new posts by you that are completely devoted to Mamoru or Mamoru and Usagi. STAY ON TOPIC. If you do it again, it will be your first warning. I'm trying to be nice, but it's getting out of hand.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 1:22 am

Umm...whatever, but a silly rumor doesn't need to be corrected, does it?

Sailor Moon · Post by **Sailor Moon** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 3:36 pm

Okay, woah. I'm sorry. I promise I will not repeat myself or ever go off topic again. I was just joking around. I am really sorry. I'll edit my posts. I am so sorry. Just give me one more chance pelase. I promise I will never, ever do it again.

Post by **Tiff** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 5:25 pm

Sailor Moon wrote:Okay, woah. I'm sorry. I promise I will not repeat myself or ever go off topic again. I was just joking around. I am really sorry. I'll edit my posts. I am so sorry. Just give me one more chance pelase. I promise I will never, ever do it again.

Let me clarify: nobody's kicking you out. A warning is simply that: a warning, and you haven't even officially received THAT yet, so don't worry so much. Just try to watch the constant Mamoru and Usagi talk, ok?

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:37 pm

Err...back on topic:

Taiki transforms into Sailor Logic, who destroys people's emotions. He's also an Ayanami Rei worshipper.

Taiki's image song is all about how much he/she hates emotions. (irony time, Taiki-chan, hate IS an emotion!)

Sailor Moon is a friend of the Care Bears.

The Care Bears are equivalent to Senshi:
Tenderheart Bear: Sailor Moon (the leader)
Bedtime Bear: Sailor Mercury (she's quiet)
Cheer Bear: Sailor Mars (pink, red, whatever)
Funshine Bear: Sailor Venus (the most cheerful)
Good-Luck Bear: Sailor Jupiter (green, and Saggitarius people are supposed to be lucky)
Grumpy Bear: Sailor Uranus (because she's mean)
Wish Bear: Sailor Neptune (because she's artistic and dreamy)
Share Bear: Sailor Saturn (she's so sweet and Share Bear is purple)
Friend Bear: Sailor Pluto (she's lonely)
(yes, I know Uranus isn't that mean, it's a joke)

marspeach · Post by **marspeach** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 3:22 pm

After the death of the senshi and Tuxedo Kamen, it is up to Naru and Umino to save the world from the bad guys. They transform into Sailor Sun and Sailor Umino, respectively. Umino is at first embarrassed of turning into a girl, but Naru tells him about the Starlights so he is okay with it.

Diana looks up to Chibi Usa as her role model and wants to copy everything Chibi Usa does. She notices Chibi Usa's Electra Complex and decides to lust after her own father, Artemis's past form. She gets him drunk and seduces him. She then has a litter of mentally impaired kittens. Luna and Artemis (not remembering the one night stand) punish her for immoral actions and don't help her raise the kittens. Diana then goes insane and kills Chibi Usa, who she blamed.

Michiru doesn't really love Haruka. She just uses her because she likes riding in fast cars.

Hotaru wears all black to hide her hippie past where she wore tie-dye. She is very ashamed of her bad fashion sense.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 12:49 pm

Taiki, Ami, Setsuna, Hotaru, and Michiru have a "Reserved Senshi" club, where they worship Trowa.

SuperS is about a giant S that attacks the Senshi throughout the season.

Sailor Moon is about a girl who rides a ship to the moon.

In the Gold/Silver/Crystal Pokemon games, some of the trainers you battle are called "Sailor __" This isn't because they're sailors on ships, it's because they're new, male Sailor Senshi!

Hino_Rei552 · Post by **Hino_Rei552** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 3:31 am

After the downfall of Usagi, Luna is hit by a cheese truck and suffers severe brain damage. Now she can only say "Cheese!". Diana runs off with a stray cat, while Artemis is left to care for the litter of moon kittens, who have no respect for him and call him "old fart", "Gramps", "Fuzzbutt", and "Whitey". Diana becomes Sailor Diana and works as a stripper when she's not fighting evil. She has an illegitimate daughter, only known to passersby as "That Pink Headed Thing". Artemis becomes a boxer, and spars off against Inuyasha, only to be defeated and have to live in a cardboard box while Inuyasha gets half of the trailer. Luna tries to help Usagi raise the kids, but she isn't much help, as all she can say is "Cheese!".

My god. That one had me literally SCREAMING with laughter. I'm serious. It's 1 in the morning, and I'm surprised I haven't waken anyone up yet! Good job on that one.

Anyway...my stupid things...are stupid. Probably pathetic too, but hey.

Endymion is princess of the moon.

There is a new season of Sailor Moon, entitled Sailor Moon C. In Sailor Moon C, Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Kamen are transported to Los Angeles, where they meet a bunch of movie stars. Usagi falls in love with Orlando Bloom, and Mamoru gets jealous and attempts to murder Orlando, but that night Usagi is kidnapped by the evil Pink Bunny Rabbit of Doom, and Mamoru has to go save her. He is killed by the Pink Bunny Rabbit of Doom's "Snuggle-wubble heart attack", and then the Pink Bunny Rabbit of Doom blows up Crystal Tokyo with the Holy Hand Grenade.

Ami is a member of a world-famous rock band. She and her band go off and go on tours, and she never has anymore time for the senshi. Rei gets mad at her and she transforms into Sailor Mars to go and kill her because she's pissed off, and then Ami transforms into Sailor Moon. Usagi gets really mad, and she attempts to murder Ami with a bunny bomb. The bunny bomb blows Ami up, and then the senshi have a big party. But then Taiki, recently returned from his forehead plastic surgery, discovers that Ami is dead, and he gets pissed off at the senshi because he's secretly had a crush on Ami for years, and he tries to avenge Ami's death by murdering Rei and Usagi. Rei kills him by whacking him with a broom, and then Kakyuu comes along in a cow outfit dancing to Weird Al, and then the Pink Bunny of Doom returns and blows up present-day Tokyo.

Sailor Uranus discovers that she isn't Sailor Uranus, that she is the senshi of the planet Cheap Fuzzy Dice.

There actually IS a Prince Uranus.

Usagi is spotted by an agent, and plays the role in a new Sailor Moon movie. Agent: "You're PERFECT for the part!"

Mamoru had an affair with the Cloverway-ified female Fish Eye. They had a kid, a son named Fish Nose. Usagi became extremely jealous with Mamoru and attempted to kill Fish Nose, but then Fish Nose transformed into Mini Mask and killed Usagi. Mamoru got mad at him and sent him to an orphanage, where he was adopted by Princess Kakyuu. When he was grown up, he set out to get revenge on his father Mamoru, who is now happily married to Minako. He murders Mamoru in his sleep, and then falls in love with Minako. She rejects him, though, so he kills her too and moves on to Mako.

Mistress 9 and Pharoah 90 had a love affair.

All of the Witches 5 are robots created by Sailor Pluto.

The sailor senshi are not from Japan. They are from Middle-Earth.

Usagi is a brunette.

Mako has a pet poodle.

Sailor Galaxia is a fanfic character.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 1:37 pm

Hino_Rei552 wrote:Mistress 9 and Pharoah 90 had a love affair.

Um, that's actually true. It's presented more clearly in the manga. In fact, Kaorinite was actually jealous of Mistress 9.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 4:22 pm

The ultimate goal of BSSM is to find the Holy Grail.

Mamoru never dies. He is sent to the Goodness era when it is supposed he died. there he sees things like Usagi giving birth to Chibiusa, and Makoto kicking Galaxia's ass, but that is actually a dream. Everyone there wonders, "WTFH is this place?"

Luna is turned into a Spongemonkey at the end of Stars. *rathergood.com*

Usagi turns into an evil bunny rabbit and starts biting people's head's off.

When Kunzite send the senshi to another time period, he actually brainwashes them to think they are King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table.

Hino_Rei552 · Post by **Hino_Rei552** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:49 am

Jeff wrote:
Hino_Rei552 wrote:Mistress 9 and Pharoah 90 had a love affair.
Um, that's actually true. It's presented more clearly in the manga. In fact, Kaorinite was actually jealous of Mistress 9.

*smacks self* DOH!!! I guess I didn't read the manga clearly enough, or I didn't understand it. I'm SO sorry!
Ignore that rumor.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 6:32 am

Seiya is Buzz Lightyear because she has the laser.

Also, Seiya's in love with a girl from the Ozarks who has an obsession with furrowed brows caused by thinking.

Taiki is 12 feet tall.

Chibi Son Gokou · Post by **Chibi Son Gokou** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:41 am

People from the Moon Kingdom are Muslim. I mean, look at the structure of the palace. It looks simular to the Taj Mahal. Plus there's a crescent moon on top. Many muslim nations have the star and crecent on their flags.

We never hear about Naru's father, but throughout the entire series he's in prison for child molestion.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 10:02 am

Chibi Son Gokou wrote: Plus there's a crescent moon on top. Many muslim nations have the star and crecent on their flags.

Actually, even CLOSER is that in MiXX version of the first manga, when Sailor Moon first introduces herself, it shows a crescent moon with a star over it as a symbol for her. Kind of like the Muslim symbol if it was turned on its side. I know that's not in the original, but that is rather interesting.

The Moonie · Post by **The Moonie** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 10:10 am

Motoki and Haruka are the same person.
Sailor Star Healer is a misstranslation it should be Star Cheater. She is an excelent poker player.
There originaly was a sailor Earth but Mamo-chan killed her and stole her starseed in order to get close to Shingo.
The Father of all the senshi is Sailor Star Maker. As he makes everything.

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:38 pm

The Moonie wrote:Motoki and Haruka are the same person.

Oh, come on, everyone knows it's Motoki and Jadeite who are the same person.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:37 pm

The Moonie wrote: The Father of all the senshi is Sailor Star Maker. As he makes everything.

And that's why SailorStars was banned from America--because of his incestuous relationship with Ami!

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:26 pm

-Usagi thinks the spam she gets on her computer is the food kind, and she tries to eat the computer screen. Then she gains electric powers and gets in a fight with Jupiter over who's the better electric Senshi.

-Rei IS a crow...she just fell into the Spring of Drowned Girl. We just never see her splashed by hot water. And coffee doesn't count! (actually, I don't know whether something like coffee or tea would affect a Ranma character or not)

-Ami gets a new attack in SailorStars when she turns into Sailor Printer--Mercury Printing Press Splash! This is where she throws wet newspapers.

-Sailor Guts (phage in SailorStars) is one of the Starlights because he's actually Sailor Star Digester. His REAL attack is Star Acidic Stomach, where he throws stomach acid at the Animamates.

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:10 pm

The Sailor Senshi are real and hang out on this board:

-Anthy is Mercury because she's always bubbley
-LadyFlameSniper is Mars because her names implicates that she has a stash of firey arrows.
-MarioKnight is Venus because they both have blonde hair and like tacos.
-Rainbow is Chibi-moon because they both own pets named Diana
-I'm Saturn because I carry sharp objects and have outbursts.
-Celexia is Cosmos because her avatar looks like Cosmos (only with red hair so it must be a disguize

)
-ParaKiss_Groupie is Yaten because his avatar is someone with silver hair and because he is a pyro who starts sensitive infernos.
-Tiff is Galaxia because she could rule the galaxy with a golden fist.

...>_>; sorry, I couldn't think of others to be the other Senshi.