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Post by sailor_moon_R » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:50 pm

Every single day, I hear a Chuck Norris joke. EVERY SINGLE DAY. What is so special about this human being that makes him seem like he is a God? I am just so curious right now. I mean come on, " Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice" Thatis so cheesy and unbelievable it makes me sick.
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Sakura: I love you Yukito-san!
Yukito: I love you too, but the one you love most isn''t me.
Sakura: *looks confused*
Yukito: You love your father right?
Sakura: Yes.
Yukito: And what about me?
Sakura: I love you.
Yukito: Aren''t the feelings quite similar?
Sakura: *realizes* They are. You have known for awhile haven''t you?
Yukito: Yes, you have always loved me as if I were a part of your family and I am grateful for that.
Sakura: Is there someone you love?
Yukito: Yes
Sakura: Is it..brother? (Touya)
Yukito: *eyes widen and then he smiles* Yes, I don''''t know what I would do without Toya. He made sure I didn''''t disappear.
Sakura: I''m sure he loves you too! He did everything to make sure you didn''t disappear! But if brother ever does anything to hurt my dearest Yukito-san, I will teacher him a lesson!
Yukito: *puts hand on her cheek* Thank you, Sakura-chan. When you find the one you love, if he ever hurts you, I will teach him a lesson.
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Post by Tiff » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:00 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts

that might help.

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Post by Ravynsoul90 » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:14 pm

He's cute =D
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Post by Rin » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:58 pm

Chuck Norris is just one of those annoying fads, that I wish would just end. I mean, Walker Texas Ranger was one of the cheesiest shows ever.

And seriously, they could have chosen a much better fictional character to make these jokes about. :P
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Post by Aya Reiko » Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:13 am

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Post by Alexclow345 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:47 am

We didn't have a topic on Chuck Norris?
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Post by Slrjoecool » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:52 pm

Alexclow345 wrote:We didn't have a topic on Chuck Norris?
Negatory.
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Post by sailor_moon_R » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:00 pm

Slrjoecool wrote:
Alexclow345 wrote:We didn't have a topic on Chuck Norris?
Negatory.
Oh my, that really confused me. What does that mean exactly? (Im sort of sick today, which means I really don't understand ANYTHING today...)
My favourite Cardcaptor Sakura quote *contains spoilers*:

Sakura: I love you Yukito-san!
Yukito: I love you too, but the one you love most isn''t me.
Sakura: *looks confused*
Yukito: You love your father right?
Sakura: Yes.
Yukito: And what about me?
Sakura: I love you.
Yukito: Aren''t the feelings quite similar?
Sakura: *realizes* They are. You have known for awhile haven''t you?
Yukito: Yes, you have always loved me as if I were a part of your family and I am grateful for that.
Sakura: Is there someone you love?
Yukito: Yes
Sakura: Is it..brother? (Touya)
Yukito: *eyes widen and then he smiles* Yes, I don''''t know what I would do without Toya. He made sure I didn''''t disappear.
Sakura: I''m sure he loves you too! He did everything to make sure you didn''t disappear! But if brother ever does anything to hurt my dearest Yukito-san, I will teacher him a lesson!
Yukito: *puts hand on her cheek* Thank you, Sakura-chan. When you find the one you love, if he ever hurts you, I will teach him a lesson.
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Post by Alexclow345 » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:02 pm

sailor_moon_R wrote:
Slrjoecool wrote:
Alexclow345 wrote:We didn't have a topic on Chuck Norris?
Negatory.
Oh my, that really confused me. What does that mean exactly? (Im sort of sick today, which means I really don't understand ANYTHING today...)
No.
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Post by sailor_moon_R » Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:05 pm

Thanks:)
My favourite Cardcaptor Sakura quote *contains spoilers*:

Sakura: I love you Yukito-san!
Yukito: I love you too, but the one you love most isn''t me.
Sakura: *looks confused*
Yukito: You love your father right?
Sakura: Yes.
Yukito: And what about me?
Sakura: I love you.
Yukito: Aren''t the feelings quite similar?
Sakura: *realizes* They are. You have known for awhile haven''t you?
Yukito: Yes, you have always loved me as if I were a part of your family and I am grateful for that.
Sakura: Is there someone you love?
Yukito: Yes
Sakura: Is it..brother? (Touya)
Yukito: *eyes widen and then he smiles* Yes, I don''''t know what I would do without Toya. He made sure I didn''''t disappear.
Sakura: I''m sure he loves you too! He did everything to make sure you didn''t disappear! But if brother ever does anything to hurt my dearest Yukito-san, I will teacher him a lesson!
Yukito: *puts hand on her cheek* Thank you, Sakura-chan. When you find the one you love, if he ever hurts you, I will teach him a lesson.
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