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Post by Sailorasteroid » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:51 pm

They used to have adverts with a conversation between a guy about to get hanged and the hangman:

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"Pepperoni and cheese."
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Post by Slrjoecool » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:55 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:They used to have adverts with a conversation between a guy about to get hanged and the hangman:

"Any last requests?"
"Nope."
"Any last words?"
"Nope."
"What do you want on your tombstone?"
"Pepperoni and cheese."
They had another one with a guy and a firing squad.

"Blindfold?"
"No."
"Cigarette?"
"No."
"What do you want on your tombstone?"
"Pepperoni and sausage."

Or something to that effect. ^^;
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Post by Tiff » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:10 pm

XDD I remember those commercials.

WHADDYA WANT ON YOUR TOMBSTONE?!

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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:27 pm

Lance Bass is gay. o___O
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Post by AnimeGuru0 » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:31 pm

Neon Heart wrote:Lance Bass is gay. o___O
Whhhhhaaaaa!? Did he come out or something!?!? (not that i ever thought he was straight to begin with...)

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Post by Tiff » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:33 pm

*snort*

LMAO

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:59 pm

... I KNEW IT! BOY BANDS ARE GAY!!!!!!!!
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Post by kingofgames » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:07 pm

-.- not all of them are
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Post by Slrjoecool » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:27 pm

Now the real question is, why does it matter? *Doesn't care about celebs*
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Post by Tiff » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:37 pm

Slrjoecool wrote:Now the real question is, why does it matter? *Doesn't care about celebs*
BECUASE ZOMG LIFE IS DIFFERENT NOW THAT HE'S GAAAAAY!!1!ONE

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:57 pm

AnimeGuru0 wrote:
Neon Heart wrote:Lance Bass is gay. o___O
Whhhhhaaaaa!? Did he come out or something!?!? (not that i ever thought he was straight to begin with...)
Yeah, he did. I saw it on the news and I laughed my buttocks off XD
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Post by kingofgames » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:58 pm

I wish I could torch him :D
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Post by NameGoesHere » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:00 pm

Tiff wrote:
Slrjoecool wrote:Now the real question is, why does it matter? *Doesn't care about celebs*
BECUASE ZOMG LIFE IS DIFFERENT NOW THAT HE'S GAAAAAY!!1!ONE
Yes. Now, birds really can fly over the rainbow. =D
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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:51 pm

My retainer keeps gagging me. x_______x
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Post by AnimeGuru0 » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:04 pm

ZOMGOSH LAYNCE BASE IS GAY NWO I CAN LVIE A FULFILED LFIE OMG LOLZ!!one!11one!!eleven!!!!11onehundredandeleven!!

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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:23 pm

AnimeGuru0 wrote:ZOMGOSH LAYNCE BASE IS GAY NWO I CAN LVIE A FULFILED LFIE OMG LOLZ!!one!11one!!eleven!!!!11onehundredandeleven!!

I don't wear my retainer! =D

You scare meeee =DDD
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Post by Butterscotch » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:17 pm

Aw, my kitty lost the rubber band he was playing with
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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:38 pm

John F. Kennedy's behind you. That's right. Riiiiight behind YOU.
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Post by NameGoesHere » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:48 am

I was lollygagging in the park one day, when I met a frog named Josephus. He was wearing a nametag, so I'm sure that he was called Josephus. Nametags are never wrong.

Josephus seemed like a very nice frog, merrily hopping along with his not-at-all suspicious nametag. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary on the very ordinarily ordinary day.

Nothing at all.

Until the whole park was swallowed in a blazing explosion, sending an excruciatingly horrible death cloud into the air.

Moral of the story: any perfectly ordinary thing with a nametag can and will kill you. Be sure to make the first move. =D
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Post by Neon Heart » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:22 am

NameGoesHere wrote:I was lollygagging in the park one day, when I met a frog named Josephus. He was wearing a nametag, so I'm sure that he was called Josephus. Nametags are never wrong.

Josephus seemed like a very nice frog, merrily hopping along with his not-at-all suspicious nametag. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary on the very ordinarily ordinary day.

Nothing at all.

Until the whole park was swallowed in a blazing explosion, sending an excruciatingly horrible death cloud into the air.

Moral of the story: any perfectly ordinary thing with a nametag can and will kill you. Be sure to make the first move. =D
That story touched my heart like you wouldn't believe. <3
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