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Post by yoshmaster5 » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:41 pm

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:24 pm

Spring is for plant allergies.
Summer is for tree allergies.
Autumn ("fall" is such a gauche word) is for pet allergies.
Winter is for shoveling snow, which for some unknown reason makes my nose run anyway.
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Post by heartlessarchangel » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:44 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:Spring is for plant allergies.
Summer is for tree allergies.
Autumn ("fall" is such a gauche word) is for pet allergies.
Winter is for shoveling snow, which for some unknown reason makes my nose run anyway.
Curse seasonal allergies...how I loath them...

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Post by Neon Heart » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:48 pm

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Post by Sylphiel » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:17 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:Spring is for plant allergies.
Summer is for tree allergies.
Autumn ("fall" is such a gauche word) is for pet allergies.
Winter is for shoveling snow, which for some unknown reason makes my nose run anyway.
Ditto to all that for me, only add other indoor allergies like dust and mold, food allergies, and there ya go.
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Post by Musashi » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:21 pm

I have asthma! :DDDD
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:25 pm

I don't have any food allergies, but yeah, I have dust and mold allergies too. But they're not seasonal.

I wish I could be like Osaka and think it was cool to have hay fever.
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Post by Neon Heart » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:34 pm

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Post by Musashi » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:38 pm

Do you really? Osaka thinks the secret to floating is /dying.../
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Post by Tiff » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:58 pm

Neon Heart wrote:O_O
You mean the leaves don't change colors down in Texas?


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Nope, not really. At least, not in North Texas.

We get brown leaves. All freakin autumn. Yay.

T_T I've never seen red/orange/yellow leaves.

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Post by Musashi » Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:02 am

WOW. o.o Red leaves are the most AWESOME! Yellow ones too.

CRUNCH!

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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:31 am

Tiff wrote:
Neon Heart wrote:O_O
You mean the leaves don't change colors down in Texas?


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Ouch. ;-;
Nope, not really. At least, not in North Texas.

We get brown leaves. All freakin autumn. Yay.

T_T I've never seen red/orange/yellow leaves.
You must come to Kansas City then. When our trees turn red/orange/yellow colors, the colors are really bright. But, of course, thanks to our constantly retarded weather, they typically don't stay on the trees for very long. ¬________¬;;
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Post by kingofgames » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:45 am

KC got some good colors :D but I;ve only seened them in a magazine

but PA got better leaves colors :D escpecially when snow is drapped from the branches
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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:11 am

I get to have tuna fish salad sandwiches for lunch and then a tombstone pizza for dinner today ^_^
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Post by Musashi » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:46 pm

What on Earth is a tombstone pizza? o.o It sounds scary.

... Does it have, like, your name written on it and then toppings underneat spelling out the year of your birth and then the year of you got this pizza on? xD
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Post by Tiff » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:08 pm

Musashi wrote:What on Earth is a tombstone pizza? o.o It sounds scary.

... Does it have, like, your name written on it and then toppings underneat spelling out the year of your birth and then the year of you got this pizza on? xD
Tombstone is a brand of frozen pizza, that's all. It's a regular frozen pizza.

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Post by kingofgames » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:10 pm

That god! why didnt he just say that in the first place :} I went all asking my parents what it was
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Post by Musashi » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:36 pm

Aw. xD We should go make our own REAL tombstone pizza! My idea was funner. :P

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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:21 pm

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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:27 pm

Musashi wrote:What on Earth is a tombstone pizza? o.o It sounds scary.

... Does it have, like, your name written on it and then toppings underneat spelling out the year of your birth and then the year of you got this pizza on? xD
that sounds like my kind of pizza :D
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