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Post by yoshmaster5 » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:16 pm

You know, one thing I noticed about video games.

Whenever there are Ninjas, recently at least, there is always a girl. The girl is almost ALWAYS a ninja, and she is ALWAYS at least a C-cup.

Why? That's kind of... not helpful. If you're a ninja, you're using stealth. Things that stick out are not stealth.

Examples?
The girl from Ninja Gaiden 2
Sheena from Tales of Symphonia
Kasumi & Ayane from Dead or Alive

And the worst offender,
Taki from Soul calibur.

WHY?! 0_o;
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Post by NameGoesHere » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:25 pm

yoshmaster5 wrote:WHY?! 0_o;
Because big boobs = fanservice.

I do agree on the impracticality. Large breasts would get in the way during many different kinds of blocks and hand strikes. Any serious female practitioner of ninjutsu (or any martial art) would secure the girls before a fight.

Practicality doesn't make fanboys/girls happy, though.
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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:40 pm

OMG I WANT THE SMA CHRISTMAS CD!!! ONLY THREE DOLLARS! PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING!!!!
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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:08 pm

I swear to God if anything where to cause us to lose cell phones in this country there would be mass suicides all over the place.
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Post by Aishiteru » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:40 pm

Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote:I swear to God if anything where to cause us to lose cell phones in this country there would be mass suicides all over the place.
How true, yes how true...said the Sour Kangaroo
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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:56 pm

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! TWO MORE WEEKS OF SCHOOL LEFT THEN CHRISTMAS BREAK!!!....they better go by fast.
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I...Drink...Your...MILKSHAKE!!!-Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood
[email protected]#$%, you dont have a future.-The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 2
Everybody say YATTA!!!
Whats the most youve ever lost on a coin toss?-Anton, No Country For Old Men
Dont toy with me Dr. Jones ! What is the point of all this?-Agent Irina Spalko, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Id sacrifice that bitch to satan!-Raye, Sailor Moon Abridged
I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you cant savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments-The Joker, The Dark Knight
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Post by demoneyeskyo87 » Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:58 am

I think I'm a banana tree....

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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:42 pm

Few more days until break....
Stupid admissions letter didn't come today....
It better come soon or I will...........do something.
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Everybody say YATTA!!!
Whats the most youve ever lost on a coin toss?-Anton, No Country For Old Men
Dont toy with me Dr. Jones ! What is the point of all this?-Agent Irina Spalko, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Id sacrifice that bitch to satan!-Raye, Sailor Moon Abridged
I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you cant savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments-The Joker, The Dark Knight
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:01 pm

Been sick for 3-4 days now... no end in sight. ;_;

Gastroenteritis sucks royally.
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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:23 pm

My college acceptance count: 3 accepted and still waiting for two more responses.
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[email protected]#$%, you dont have a future.-The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 2
Everybody say YATTA!!!
Whats the most youve ever lost on a coin toss?-Anton, No Country For Old Men
Dont toy with me Dr. Jones ! What is the point of all this?-Agent Irina Spalko, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Id sacrifice that bitch to satan!-Raye, Sailor Moon Abridged
I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you cant savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments-The Joker, The Dark Knight
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Post by Jamesares » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:41 pm

wow here in the Dallas/Ft. Worth Metroplex we got nailed by a massive cold front, and while 20-30 degree temp. are normal up North it pretty cold for down here. Not to mention most people in Texas are not use to driving in icy conditions so we had a bunch of major accidents this morning.
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Post by Tiff » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:43 pm

Jamesares wrote:wow here in the Dallas/Ft. Worth Metroplex we got nailed by a massive cold front, and while 20-30 degree temp. are normal up North it pretty cold for down here. Not to mention most people in Texas are not use to driving in icy conditions so we had a bunch of major accidents this morning.
Yeah i'm fucking freezing.

I don't generally mind cold...what I mind is how the weather in north texas goes from 60+ one day down to 20 the next. It's why I'm constantly sick -_-

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Post by NameGoesHere » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:49 pm

Weather in Oklahoma = same as Texas, with more wind.

I've been walking around wrapped up in a comforter all day like an NGH burrito. Stupid heater won't work right.

Do you have any idea how cold the toilet seat is?

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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:09 pm

And here in the Windy City...god it's icky!

I got a snow day on Friday, which meant I started my break early and yesterday when I went to see The Nutcracker it was a few degrees below zero plus it was super windy and today is also cold but not windy......I haven't stepped outside yet so I'm not sure.
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Whats the most youve ever lost on a coin toss?-Anton, No Country For Old Men
Dont toy with me Dr. Jones ! What is the point of all this?-Agent Irina Spalko, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Id sacrifice that bitch to satan!-Raye, Sailor Moon Abridged
I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you cant savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments-The Joker, The Dark Knight
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:35 pm

I just got into Death Note.

...

Holy god, that show is suspenseful. ... and Light is just... EVIL. 0_o;
Go L!
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Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

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Post by Aya Reiko » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:56 pm

Mech - Painkiller: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weypUIJHhwM

Am I alone in thinking he sounds a lot like Ozzy Osbourne?
You seem like the kind of person who'll lie.
However... this sword doesn't lie.

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Post by Tiff » Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:17 pm

Aya Reiko wrote:Mech - Painkiller: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weypUIJHhwM

Am I alone in thinking he sounds a lot like Ozzy Osbourne?
Wow. He does.

But nobody else can be the prince of darkness =P

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Post by Chibisteven » Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:24 pm

We're supposed to get 3 inches of snow. It's already snowed alot the last month.

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Post by laffinizluv » Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:49 pm

I'm in Houston and we're having the same weather issues. It's literally been opposite weather day every day: hot, cold, hot, cold...

I'm suprised I haven't gotten strep yet, everyone I know has pretty much =/

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:20 am

... *looks outside*

Yeah, we've gotten over a foot of snow at the moment.

BTW, anyone in Texas, you're going to get more snow. An upper-level trough moving through. (AKA, poor weather).
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