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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:45 am

one of my friends woke up yesterday morning with a mouth full of blood, and he is just passing it off as a seasonal thing whatever that means

we are all telling him to make a doctors appointment but he says hes ok it was just a thing.

Dude!!! A mouth full of blood for no apparent reason isnt just "A thing"
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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:40 pm

Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote:one of my friends woke up yesterday morning with a mouth full of blood, and he is just passing it off as a seasonal thing whatever that means

we are all telling him to make a doctors appointment but he says hes ok it was just a thing.

Dude!!! A mouth full of blood for no apparent reason isnt just "A thing"


:shock: He should go see a doctor to double check.
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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:50 am

hes still not going to he keeps telling us not to worry and that hes fine.

I hate when people get like this what can you do?
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Post by the*blue*girl » Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:09 pm

Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote:one of my friends woke up yesterday morning with a mouth full of blood, and he is just passing it off as a seasonal thing whatever that means

we are all telling him to make a doctors appointment but he says hes ok it was just a thing.

Dude!!! A mouth full of blood for no apparent reason isnt just "A thing"
Well, maybe he knows what the problem is but doesn't want to talk about it?

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Post by Aishiteru » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:19 pm

I'm so tired of the saying 'It's better to be safe than sorry.' It contradicts 'it's better to have loved, and lost, than to never have loved at all.' and many times, it's better to have really experienced something than to just stay safe. (except for things that could screw up your whole life, like drugs) You know what? Ships are at their safest while in a habour, but that's not what they were built for and they wouldn't be of any use. Life isn't of any use if you don't DO anything with it. I have no idea what brought this on, but it feels good to say.
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:04 am

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Post by peachvampiress » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:18 am

I saw a book today called "We'Moon: Gaia Rhythms For Womyn"

We'Moon.

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Post by Tiff » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:40 pm

peachvampiress wrote:I saw a book today called "We'Moon: Gaia Rhythms For Womyn"

We'Moon.

......WE'MOON!
I really fucking hate the spelling "womyn." Fucking feminazis.

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Post by peachvampiress » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:32 pm

Come on Tiff, surely as a fellow We'Moon, you know that ovaries give you the right to rework the English language to fit your point of view.

I once saw some lady use the term huperson instead of human. Which is really ironic when you consider that it still has the word "son" in it.

I AM NOT A PERSON, I AM A PERDAUGHTER!
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Post by Iced_Cappucino » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:33 pm

I really fucking hate the spelling "womyn." Fucking feminazis.
To change the spelling of Women simply because it has the word men in it is pointless. Is that going to get you equality? Do men give a fuck whether you spell Women with a Y?

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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:22 pm

a femininst friend of mine once said that spelling women like womyn only makes you look stupid and uneducated as opposed to liberated. I have to agree
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Post by Tiff » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:15 pm

It annoys me as much as the spelling of magic as "magick."

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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:59 pm

peachvampiress wrote:I saw a book today called "We'Moon: Gaia Rhythms For Womyn"

We'Moon.

......WE'MOON!
Oh...wow. What has the world come to?
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Post by Chibisteven » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:23 pm

I'm a vampire! Come to suck your blood.

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Gone for a long time and an Abbott & Costello moment.

Post by Skull13 » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:23 am

How long has it been since I've last posted here? Weeks? Months? Who cares? I'm here.

And now for something random.

Who's on first?
Yes.
Well go ahead and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
The guy on first base.
Who.
The first baseman.
Who is on first.
What are you asking me for? I'm asking you who's on first.
I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
Well go ahead and tell me. What's the guy's name on first base?
What is the guy's name on second base.
I'm not asking you who's on second.
Who's on first.
I don't know.
He's on third base.

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Re: Gone for a long time and an Abbott & Costello moment

Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:19 am

Skull13 wrote:How long has it been since I've last posted here? Weeks? Months? Who cares? I'm here.

And now for something random.

Who's on first?
Yes.
Well go ahead and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
The guy on first base.
Who.
The first baseman.
Who is on first.
What are you asking me for? I'm asking you who's on first.
I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
Well go ahead and tell me. What's the guy's name on first base?
What is the guy's name on second base.
I'm not asking you who's on second.
Who's on first.
I don't know.
He's on third base.

That's all from me.
To clear up this post, it's an old Abbott and Costello sketch
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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:20 pm

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CORRECT!!!

Post by Skull13 » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:17 pm

Jusenkyo no Pikachu wrote:
Skull13 wrote:How long has it been since I've last posted here? Weeks? Months? Who cares? I'm here.

And now for something random.

Who's on first?
Yes.
Well go ahead and tell me.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
The guy on first base.
Who.
The first baseman.
Who is on first.
What are you asking me for? I'm asking you who's on first.
I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
Well go ahead and tell me. What's the guy's name on first base?
What is the guy's name on second base.
I'm not asking you who's on second.
Who's on first.
I don't know.
He's on third base.

That's all from me.
To clear up this post, it's an old Abbott and Costello sketch
THAT'S CORRECT!! THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!!!

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:25 pm

...

You smell nice.

Or is it just creepy/hilarious?

I say funny as hell.
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Post by Aishiteru » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:16 pm

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