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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:55 pm

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AnimatedEvey12 wrote:College applications are BULLSHIT!
if you want to see a funny college application check out the one for Bob Jones University. It will leave you in stitches
Oh wow. Their rules are crazy. I nearly died laughing at this website. Especially this one:

"Loyalty to Christ results in separated living. Dishonesty, lewdness, sensual behavior, adultery, homosexuality, sexual perversion of any kind, pornography, illegal use of drugs, and drunkenness all are clearly condemned by God’s Word and prohibited here. Further, we believe that biblical principles preclude gambling, dancing, and the beverage use of alcohol."

To believe this is a real school...wow. Just wow.
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Post by laffinizluv » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:13 am

omg, Hurricane Ike completely tore up my shit.... the power has been out for three days and I just got it back this evening... like seriously, that sucker did some damage.


(btw I'm from houston)

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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:17 pm

I'm halfway done with my college applications!

Bahhh! This week went by slow for me.
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Everybody say YATTA!!!
Whats the most youve ever lost on a coin toss?-Anton, No Country For Old Men
Dont toy with me Dr. Jones ! What is the point of all this?-Agent Irina Spalko, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Id sacrifice that bitch to satan!-Raye, Sailor Moon Abridged
I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you cant savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments-The Joker, The Dark Knight
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Post by Skull13 » Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:35 am

It's been a while sinced I've been around here. I wonder why that is...

Oh, yeah! My d-link was busted, then my desktop was fried. Well, I hope that things change soon.
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Post by Aishiteru » Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:57 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/uscomputertechnologyoffbeat

This just made me laugh..."My daughter is locked in the bathroom, can you pick the lock?" tee-hee!!!

The live stage version of The Lion King is AWESOME beyond belief. They've changed it since I saw it last, and I ADORED it!!!! I <3 Simba!

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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:22 pm

I'm already wanting this week to be over! It's going by a little faster than last week. I need to prepare my halloween costume.
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I...Drink...Your...MILKSHAKE!!!-Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood
[email protected]#$%, you dont have a future.-The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 2
Everybody say YATTA!!!
Whats the most youve ever lost on a coin toss?-Anton, No Country For Old Men
Dont toy with me Dr. Jones ! What is the point of all this?-Agent Irina Spalko, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Id sacrifice that bitch to satan!-Raye, Sailor Moon Abridged
I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you cant savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments-The Joker, The Dark Knight
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LJ!!!

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Post by Jamesares » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:10 am

I got to see Pablo Francisco last night and he was f**king awesome!!!! :D
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Post by Iced_Cappucino » Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:25 pm

The new James Bond theme sucks. It's so bleak and bland and depressing. The song itself isn't bad but not for a Bond film, it just doesn't fit.
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Post by Chibisteven » Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:22 pm

laffinizluv wrote:omg, Hurricane Ike completely tore up my shit.... the power has been out for three days and I just got it back this evening... like seriously, that sucker did some damage.


(btw I'm from houston)
Sorry to hear that. OUCH!

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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:31 pm

*~*FAVORITE QUOTES*~*
I...Drink...Your...MILKSHAKE!!!-Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood
[email protected]#$%, you dont have a future.-The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 2
Everybody say YATTA!!!
Whats the most youve ever lost on a coin toss?-Anton, No Country For Old Men
Dont toy with me Dr. Jones ! What is the point of all this?-Agent Irina Spalko, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Id sacrifice that bitch to satan!-Raye, Sailor Moon Abridged
I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you cant savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments-The Joker, The Dark Knight
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Post by Iced_Cappucino » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:31 am

This is a warning to everyone. Don't let your mother's buy MOM JEANS...Ever!
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Post by Tiff » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:39 am

Iced_Cappucino wrote:
This is a warning to everyone. Don't let your mother's buy MOM JEANS...Ever!
..What the fuck are mom jeans? I didn't get a single bit of that video.

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:56 pm

Iced_Cappucino wrote:
This is a warning to everyone. Don't let your mother's buy MOM JEANS...Ever!
They should be sued for SNL copyright.
SNL originally made a 'mom jeans' comedy commercial. My dad cracked up, while my mom was kind of scared. XD
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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:36 pm

yoshmaster5 wrote:
Iced_Cappucino wrote:
This is a warning to everyone. Don't let your mother's buy MOM JEANS...Ever!
They should be sued for SNL copyright.
SNL originally made a 'mom jeans' comedy commercial. My dad cracked up, while my mom was kind of scared. XD
What's even scarier is the official website for that video-The Wil Show. When I first saw this I was like 'didn't SNL already do something like this?'
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I...Drink...Your...MILKSHAKE!!!-Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood
[email protected]#$%, you dont have a future.-The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 2
Everybody say YATTA!!!
Whats the most youve ever lost on a coin toss?-Anton, No Country For Old Men
Dont toy with me Dr. Jones ! What is the point of all this?-Agent Irina Spalko, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Id sacrifice that bitch to satan!-Raye, Sailor Moon Abridged
I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you cant savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments-The Joker, The Dark Knight
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:12 am

Puh-lease. If you don't see One Got Fat, Noseybonk and Mr Yuk as the most scarring things ever, then there's probably something wrong with you.

Or there's something wrong with me for being scarred by Mr Yuk.
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:24 am

yoshmaster5 wrote:They should be sued for SNL copyright.
SNL originally made a 'mom jeans' comedy commercial. My dad cracked up, while my mom was kind of scared. XD
Too bad SNL can't sue. If they were able to sue, they'd get Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer losing more money than they did on Disaster Movie. Which would be awesome.

Do you think they can be sued for false advertising at least?
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Post by Tiff » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:14 am

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Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by Iced_Cappucino » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:39 am

..What the fuck are mom jeans? I didn't get a single bit of that video.
Apparently they're jeans that look like the ones worn in the video which I don't see many people buying anyway.
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Post by Tiff » Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:13 pm

Iced_Cappucino wrote:
..What the fuck are mom jeans? I didn't get a single bit of that video.
Apparently they're jeans that look like the ones worn in the video which I don't see many people buying anyway.
...yeah, I think those jeans went out with the 80's.

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by Chibisteven » Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:08 am

Look stupid to me, so I stopped watching after 1 minute.

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