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Okay, nice to know the good news.

Post by Skull13 » Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:24 am

Tiff wrote:Thanks.

Yes, we've already said it's a boy.

There are other threads existing on this forum other than "your own".
I know that. I've just been busy. And thanks for the news about the child.
Tiff wrote:Yes, I got it, I just never responded to it.
Okay, thanks. That makes me feel better.

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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:54 pm

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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:53 am

Woohoo its snowing here ^_^

And Ugh its snowing here had to get on dial up because it knocked out my satellite... grumbles :cry:
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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Post by the*blue*girl » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:53 pm

Tomorrow my school is having an assembly on diversity.
*headdesk*
Just kill me, please.
It's possible that I might rather study for finals than waste my precious time with something so utterly pointless. And I HATE studying. But at least that has a purpose.

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:25 pm

Ugh... I loathe assemblies. ;_;
I just take some homework or studying stuff with me. and tone out teh idiotic people talking.

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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:26 pm

the*blue*girl wrote:Tomorrow my school is having an assembly on diversity.
*headdesk*
Just kill me, please.
It's possible that I might rather study for finals than waste my precious time with something so utterly pointless. And I HATE studying. But at least that has a purpose.

I love the king the hill episode about that stuff, the guy basically turned a group of kids who were working together on a school project on each other because of "Diversity" and what was done to their ancestors a long time ago..ugh we live in a melting pot and color, religion and preferances should be respected nuff said.
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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Post by the*blue*girl » Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:58 pm

yoshmaster5 wrote:Ugh... I loathe assemblies. ;_;
I just take some homework or studying stuff with me. and tone out teh idiotic people talking.
Aghh, you're lucky. We have to leave our backpacks/anything interesting in the classrooms :\

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise

Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.



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Post by the*blue*girl » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:16 pm

Yesterday my face lost a fight with a hill of icy-packed snow. Now my entire face is swollen, patches of skin are torn off, my nose is broken, and I look like something out of Star Wars :cry:

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise

Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.



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Post by Aishiteru » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:50 pm

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Post by Iced_Cappucino » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:07 pm

Yesterday my face lost a fight with a hill of icy-packed snow. Now my entire face is swollen, patches of skin are torn off, my nose is broken, and I look like something out of Star Wars
*Winces* painful, hope you're all right.

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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:31 pm

ouchies Blue_Girl I hope your okay :(

But ive got the Laundry song from Spongebob stuck in my head ahhh!
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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Post by Iced_Cappucino » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:34 pm

But ive got the Laundry song from Spongebob stuck in my head ahhh!
Speaking of spongebob, I just listened to the Sweet Victory song ^^
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Post by Slrjoecool » Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:26 pm

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Post by the*blue*girl » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:17 pm

Thanks guys :]
It was so funny going to school today and seeing everyone's reactions. My english teacher was like "OMGYOURFRIENDTOLDMEWHATHAPPENED IWANTTOKNOWALLTHEDETAILS!!!11!!" and I'm like "...>_> can I just take my test?"
And then this other teacher is just typing on his computor while I'm trying to tell him why I didn't do the project and he's just going "blah blah blah no excuses blah blah you fai-OMG WTF HAPPENED TO YOU?! OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE AN EXTENSION!" when he finally looked up at my face. I was like dude, thanks for noticing -_-
I so would not be at school if it wasn't for semester exams :roll:

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You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise

Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.



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Post by peachvampiress » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:09 pm

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Post by Aishiteru » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:02 pm

Don't forget to say "or else it gets the hose again!" That's one of my favourite parts.

Which Spongebob song is the laundry song? I don't remember that one.
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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:58 pm

Aishiteru wrote:Which Spongebob song is the laundry song? I don't remember that one.
LOL I should be embarrassed for knowing this but I have the excuse of a toddler who loves spongebob. Its from the episode where he moves into the Krusty Krab and is washing his socks and undergarments and hanging them around the customers. And it goes this way and I quote:

"Laundry song, Laundry song, singing bout the laundry all day long, la lala la la la laundry song" lol at least I think thats how it went its how I sing it. I also know all the words to sing a song of patrick now to.
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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Post by the*blue*girl » Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:42 pm

FIRST DRIVING LESSON TODAY.
XDDD For the first half hour I seriously thought we we going to die. Apperently I weave like a drunk :oops: and if the teacher didn't have a brake on her side, there would have been blood.
That was FUN =D

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise

Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.



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Post by Queen Of Hearts » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:48 pm

Oh my god. I was watching a special on Vh1 on child pagents.


Holy shit, those girls where 6 and 7 and looked like mini HOOKERS! (Not in clothes. The dresses, IMO where super gaudy and cute =3) But the makeup. I can understand putting makeup on alittle girl for dance reciatals and such, but tans? Bleach blonde hair? Enough eyeshadow and blush to make the bratz weep in shame?

I am totally appalled
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Post by Iced_Cappucino » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:38 am

Oh my god. I was watching a special on Vh1 on child pagents.


Holy shit, those girls where 6 and 7 and looked like mini HOOKERS! (Not in clothes. The dresses, IMO where super gaudy and cute =3) But the makeup. I can understand putting makeup on alittle girl for dance reciatals and such, but tans? Bleach blonde hair? Enough eyeshadow and blush to make the bratz weep in shame?

I am totally appalled
Yeah those things are sick. The girls look like human barbie dolls.
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