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I HAS DRIVING PERMIT NOW.
I GOTS PEREFCT SCORE ON WRITTEN EXAM.
IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, GTFO OF THE ROAD, KTHANX.
I HAS FREEDOM!*
*provided I have a liscensed driver in the car at all times, that I don't drive between 11pm and 5am, and that I immediantly begin behind-the-wheel training classes, of course
I GOTS PEREFCT SCORE ON WRITTEN EXAM.
IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, GTFO OF THE ROAD, KTHANX.
I HAS FREEDOM!*
*provided I have a liscensed driver in the car at all times, that I don't drive between 11pm and 5am, and that I immediantly begin behind-the-wheel training classes, of course
''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us
You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie
- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise
Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.
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Mmm I just made a warm batch of onion rings ^_^ its snaky time
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
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I read that as "snakey" time, and I was all: snakes? O_o;Senshi_of_Vision wrote:Mmm I just made a warm batch of onion rings ^_^ its snaky time
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XD;; I read it as "sneaky".Butterscotch wrote:I read that as "snakey" time, and I was all: snakes? O_o;Senshi_of_Vision wrote:Mmm I just made a warm batch of onion rings ^_^ its snaky time
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Ian Ziering will not pose nude; world`s sigh of relief causes tornado
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lol I was going to say snackie but that seemed too cutesy.
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
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All I could of when I read this is this.the*blue*girl wrote:I HAS DRIVING PERMIT NOW.
I GOTS PEREFCT SCORE ON WRITTEN EXAM.
IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, GTFO OF THE ROAD, KTHANX.
I HAS FREEDOM!*
*provided I have a liscensed driver in the car at all times, that I don't drive between 11pm and 5am, and that I immediantly begin behind-the-wheel training classes, of course
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Flesh may cross the portal,
and seek it’s master Death.
Life may go where Death has trod,
and challenge, like Scheherazade,
he who reigns beneath the sod,
to spare a mortal’s breath.
My Journal: Hope
Web Gallery of Michael’s Pictures
O_O;
65 DAYS UNTIL I HAVE A BABY.
Two. Months.
*dies*
65 DAYS UNTIL I HAVE A BABY.
Two. Months.
*dies*
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Ooh! I love the babies... except the part when they grow up and get so spoiled and think everything belongs to them and they can get away by saying blatant lies to your face and trying to blame others for what they did and plainly disobeying you every time and making you rip you hair right out of your head and making you choose you could take an extended vacation from parenting and whatnot...
Anyway, enjoy the baby, Tiff.
Anyway, enjoy the baby, Tiff.

Now listening to: Gorillaz: El Mañana
"You can teach an old dog new tricks... but you cannot teach Madonna to act."
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That only occurs if the parent is stupid enough to let it.Lightweight wrote:Ooh! I love the babies... except the part when they grow up and get so spoiled and think everything belongs to them and they can get away by saying blatant lies to your face and trying to blame others for what they did and plainly disobeying you every time and making you rip you hair right out of your head and making you choose you could take an extended vacation from parenting and whatnot...
Anyway, enjoy the baby, Tiff.
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
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I love this strip =D I read that one like, the day before I started driver's ed.Slrjoecool wrote:All I could of when I read this is this.the*blue*girl wrote:I HAS DRIVING PERMIT NOW.
I GOTS PEREFCT SCORE ON WRITTEN EXAM.
IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, GTFO OF THE ROAD, KTHANX.
I HAS FREEDOM!*
*provided I have a liscensed driver in the car at all times, that I don't drive between 11pm and 5am, and that I immediantly begin behind-the-wheel training classes, of course
''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us
You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie
- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise
Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.
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I should let my sister read that. She'd either sabotage my account to curse you to no end or get a self-esteem drain. (not that I'd let her, anyway...)Tiff wrote:That only occurs if the parent is stupid enough to let it.Lightweight wrote:Ooh! I love the babies... except the part when they grow up and get so spoiled and think everything belongs to them and they can get away by saying blatant lies to your face and trying to blame others for what they did and plainly disobeying you every time and making you rip you hair right out of your head and making you choose you could take an extended vacation from parenting and whatnot...
Anyway, enjoy the baby, Tiff.
Now listening to: Gorillaz: El Mañana
"You can teach an old dog new tricks... but you cannot teach Madonna to act."
-Yakko Warner
Officially finished watching all Sailor Moon episodes as of April 19, 2008!!!
"You can teach an old dog new tricks... but you cannot teach Madonna to act."
-Yakko Warner
Officially finished watching all Sailor Moon episodes as of April 19, 2008!!!
Hey, it's the truth. No child comes out with the intent to be a spoiled entitled brat. =PLightweight wrote:
I should let my sister read that. She'd either sabotage my account to curse you to no end or get a self-esteem drain. (not that I'd let her, anyway...)
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
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I recently finished watching Escaflowne.
My main problem with it, is contained in these three words:
DEUS EX MACHINA
At so, SO many points in the anime, one of the main characters should have died. In way to many circumstances... but what happens? Someone miraculously pops up to save the day. Every time. Every single time. Not just once or twice, but once or twice EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. There is a line... that you do not cross. If that line is crossed... then people get angry. ANGRY. *hisses*
On the plus side...
Swordfights
Catgirls = comedy
Nice themes
Folken = Sephiroth
My main problem with it, is contained in these three words:
DEUS EX MACHINA
At so, SO many points in the anime, one of the main characters should have died. In way to many circumstances... but what happens? Someone miraculously pops up to save the day. Every time. Every single time. Not just once or twice, but once or twice EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. There is a line... that you do not cross. If that line is crossed... then people get angry. ANGRY. *hisses*
On the plus side...
Swordfights
Catgirls = comedy
Nice themes
Folken = Sephiroth
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
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-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
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One for Tiff, and another for the topic.
Tiff
Congratulations on the child, and I hope that things don't become too painful giving birth. Do you know the baby's gender, yet? I've been away from the forums since being permanently banned from one of my own threads, so I don't know much about things.
Speaking of which, did you ever get my PM last year about me insulting you? I never got a response from it and have always wondered if you've ever forgiven me.
Now, what else was I going to say? Uh....Er....Uh.....Come on, think....Er....Uh, BUTTERED TOAST!! *runs away*
EDIT: One more thing. I've looked through Tiffu's Preggo Diaries, recently and have always wondered. What does any of this have to do with spaghetti sauce?
EDIT AGAIN: Never mind. I just realized that both Prego & Preggo are two different things.
Congratulations on the child, and I hope that things don't become too painful giving birth. Do you know the baby's gender, yet? I've been away from the forums since being permanently banned from one of my own threads, so I don't know much about things.
Speaking of which, did you ever get my PM last year about me insulting you? I never got a response from it and have always wondered if you've ever forgiven me.
Now, what else was I going to say? Uh....Er....Uh.....Come on, think....Er....Uh, BUTTERED TOAST!! *runs away*
EDIT: One more thing. I've looked through Tiffu's Preggo Diaries, recently and have always wondered. What does any of this have to do with spaghetti sauce?
EDIT AGAIN: Never mind. I just realized that both Prego & Preggo are two different things.

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Re: One for Tiff, and another for the topic.
Thanks.Skull13 wrote:Tiff
Congratulations on the child, and I hope that things don't become too painful giving birth. Do you know the baby's gender, yet? I've been away from the forums since being permanently banned from one of my own threads, so I don't know much about things.
Yes, we've already said it's a boy.
There are other threads existing on this forum other than "your own".
Yes, I got it, I just never responded to it.Speaking of which, did you ever get my PM last year about me insulting you? I never got a response from it and have always wondered if you've ever forgiven me.
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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ugh.......I'm sick. I've been having a sore throat, plugged ears, stuffed nose, tiredness, and a lack of appetite(though I feel better today). I was assuming it was strep throat, but today I found out it wasn't. In fact, it wasn't just not strep, it was a baby disease, called croup.
I have been sitting in front of the computer yesterday and today reading threads on this site and watching random vids on Youtube, mainly to avoid the fact that I should do my homework I was assigned on Friday
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Escaflowne is my 3rd fav anime EVER!!!!!!!!(BSSM being #1 and Full Moon wo Sagashite(though I haven't finished it yet
) being #2)
How Allen Schezar looks kind of annoys me, since he was supposed to be the guy that all the girls are in love with, but he looks like one himself! He has blonde hair down past his THIGHS!!!!!! And he wears pink and purple! Besides that(and the ending being a little dissappointing), its an amazing anime! I think I've watched the whole series about 4 or 5 times.
--I think he's a main character. And at least characters who die stay dead unlike BSSM)[/spoiler]
Man, I've been using way too many frowny faces!!!!!
I'm actually hungry!!!!!!! I'm gonna go eat something now...........
I have been sitting in front of the computer yesterday and today reading threads on this site and watching random vids on Youtube, mainly to avoid the fact that I should do my homework I was assigned on Friday

Escaflowne is my 3rd fav anime EVER!!!!!!!!(BSSM being #1 and Full Moon wo Sagashite(though I haven't finished it yet

Dilandau=amazingness!!!!!!, its an amazing anime! I think I've watched the whole series about 4 or 5 times.
[spoiler]Folken diesAt so, SO many points in the anime, one of the main characters should have died. In way to many circumstances... but what happens? Someone miraculously pops up to save the day. Every time. Every single time. Not just once or twice, but once or twice EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. There is a line... that you do not cross. If that line is crossed... then people get angry. ANGRY. *hisses*

Man, I've been using way too many frowny faces!!!!!



I'm actually hungry!!!!!!! I'm gonna go eat something now...........
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