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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:13 pm

Started up my catolog hunting for christmas gifts for my son and I noticed something...um dolls now come with about as much if not more accessories then most mothers carry for their own kids...x_x

I swear I seen a diaper bag, walker, play pen, stroller with removable car set, a craddle slash changing table a swing and little play set all for a freaking doll? I know its great for imaginations but when I was younger a doll and one of my moms big purses was all I need. Damn I feel for any parent who gets suckered into having to buy all that crap..

Though as I say this I find myself about to order the my first craftsmen set because my kids obsessed with tools lol and that thing has 70 pieces..sigh.
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Post by Butterscotch » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:17 pm

I'm so cold...I just can't get warm.
The house is cold and I have the coldest room in the house; I get up and go to work, and work is sooo cold. Then back home to a chilly house.

My hands don't like the cold. They get so dry they crack and bleed. ;_;

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Post by Iced_Cappucino » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:32 am

What is funny about threatening people, blowing up cars and hacking passwords? It's childish and i'm surprised nothing's been done about it.
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:12 pm

I'll take "Anal Bum Cover" for $400, Alex

Oh, no, wait, sorry. That quote's from this video. The other one got "Ape Tit Déjeuner".

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Post by the*blue*girl » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:54 pm

Running across a parking lot barefoot in the rain is gross. REALLY gross. All the oil makes slippery puddles o_O

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Post by Slrjoecool » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:22 pm

Running across a parking lot to launch a shopping cart at a friend and tripping, destorying your pants and your leg, is just stupid.

This happened about 5-6 years ago, so =P
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Post by peachvampiress » Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:28 pm

I just came back from Spencer's with two Nightmare Before Christmas figures. I got Mr.Hyde for $20.00 and the Under Sea Gal for $9.99. They're both sitting in my glass display case with a built in light.

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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:57 pm

I like Kettle Chips ^_^
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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Post by Aishiteru » Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:51 pm

The other day my friend told me they changed cookie monster to "veggie monster." It's probably not true. hmmmmmm...
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Post by Tiff » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:02 pm

Aishiteru wrote:The other day my friend told me they changed cookie monster to "veggie monster." It's probably not true. hmmmmmm...
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/veggie.asp

Yeah, not true at all.

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Post by Aishiteru » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:11 pm

Thanks!
Oh, right off topic...
MANGO!
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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:38 pm

this is the off-topic thread right???

that means that by being off-topic were actually on-topic right???

wow that's confusing lol

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Post by Aishiteru » Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:20 pm

I started my real Christmas shopping today! Then I had peppermint stick ice cream at my local store!!!!!! (sits singing It's Beginning To Look a lot like Christmas at the top of her lungs like the true dork she is) :D
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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:04 pm

All I can say is Jack Black on the Simpsons is awesome, and him owning a comic shop on the simpsons LOL extra awesome ^_^

And the Korean lipsynching of whats new Pussy cat by him makes me giggle.
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Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
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its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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Post by Iced_Cappucino » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:52 pm

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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:32 pm

wow is right though I think this catagorizes as a WTF topic.

Im sorry but its a bike, and even though its freaky and down right stupid in my opinion..(whatever happened to just using your hand or a proper toy blow up doll etc) the fact remains if it was his bike (they didnt state) then I dont see why hes even in court. I cant see a judge being able to sit with a straight face and charge someone for simulating sex with an inanimate object. If thats the case every person whose ever dry humped a bed or pillow needs to be hauled in.
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




*Being a bad girl is such hard work....

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Post by Tiff » Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:50 pm

Senshi_of_Vision wrote:
Im sorry but its a bike, and even though its freaky and down right stupid in my opinion..(whatever happened to just using your hand or a proper toy blow up doll etc) the fact remains if it was his bike (they didnt state) then I dont see why hes even in court. I cant see a judge being able to sit with a straight face and charge someone for simulating sex with an inanimate object. If thats the case every person whose ever dry humped a bed or pillow needs to be hauled in.
I agree with this.

How is this really different than fucking a dildo or a vibrator? Or hell, a blow up doll? Yes, a bike isn't built for sex nor is it sold as a sex toy, but it's an inanimate object owned by somebody, and from what I can tell, he was in the privacy of his own hotel/hostel room.

If a maid walks in on me and my husband having sex in a hotel room, or me masturbating, is that considered illegal, too?

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Post by NameGoesHere » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:39 pm

I guess they have very different privacy laws in Scotland. I don't think a ruling like that would fly in the states.

Seriously, though, a bike? He doesn't deserve to be labeled a sex offender, but he does deserve some kind of trophy for unfortunate mate selection. Although he might try to hump that, too...
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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:01 am

I just stumbled across a great way to exercise after midnight..

Chasing a hyper naked 2 year old around trying to get a diaper back on his behind. If this becomes a nightly event I'll burn off that thanksgiving turkey without a problem :lol:
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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Post by Queen Of Hearts » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:40 pm

I hate my school.

Really, it can die a horrible death for all I care.

The story? Okay, my school. while we don't hit or paddle kids (Why, this is High School, Damnit!) if you get introuble, the teacher will twist your ear really hard. Its not even a school wide punishment, its just that certian teachers do it. Even the Principal.

But, my friend, who got introuble for saying "Fuck" even though she didn't say it. (I was right there when she allegiedly said it, okay!)
My friend was hauled off into the office. I don't know what happened there, all I know is that she was not in school today, when I called her, she couldn't hear out of one ear. She said her teacher twisted it so hard, she thought she heard somthing snap.

What happened to innocent until proven guilty?
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