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Post by Neon Heart » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:57 am

Butterscotch wrote:Hey, I needed that arm T_T
Arm? What arm? *throws arm off a cliff* I don't see any arms around here. *whistles a tune and RUNS*
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Post by Sailor V » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:26 pm

*The violin bow doesn't do anything.* Who did that? *accidentally punches SeiUsa in the face.* Whoops. Oh well. *goes back to desecrating the board.*
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Post by Neon Heart » Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:16 pm

-_- I have another pounding headache. This makes day four.
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Post by Elanorea » Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:26 pm

I'm suffering from an overdose of eggs.
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:20 pm

My entire family is very strange. at least... my relatives.

Mom's side:
Uncle: Hates Comedy and talks about stuff he doesn't know much about.
Aunt: Talks forever. And drives my parents insane.
Aunt 2: Drama/Theatre person. sooo... you can guess... yeah.
Cousin(F)1: Another Drama/Theatre person but... obsessed with her niece(s). so she doesn't do much else.
Cousin(F)2: She's a nurse. and... follows the "Nurse Stereotype". She never talks about ANYTHING other than her kids...

... yikes. and in other news...

YAY BUNNY BANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls over*
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Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

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Post by the*blue*girl » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:52 pm

lalala, guess who won the easter egg hunt today?
of course, i was up against two 10-year-olds, but... they're very competetive! so there :P

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Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
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Post by Chibisteven » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:25 pm

Ahhh! The Easter Bunny has gone evil!!! He tore apart my nieghbor's yard and wrote with black spray paint "The Easter Bunny was here." It also had three 6's on it. I'm sooooo creeped out.

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Post by Butterscotch » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:40 am

Chibisteven wrote:Ahhh! The Easter Bunny has gone evil!!! He tore apart my nieghbor's yard and wrote with black spray paint "The Easter Bunny was here." It also had three 6's on it. I'm sooooo creeped out.
Gee, maybe that one school was right when they banned the Easter Bunny (see the WTF thread)

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Post by SeiUsa » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:03 pm

ZOMG the Easter bunny is the anitchrist?!?!?!

...but wat, if he's the antichrist, and he's being banned for being too religious...and...?!??!

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Post by the*blue*girl » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:35 pm

it sould be illegal to give out homework over spring break. it really and truely should. i should take a stand and not do any of my homework.
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*trudges back to homework*

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
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Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
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Post by Lightweight » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:46 pm

Ooh, the Easter Bunny. Makes me... want to watch Donnie Darko.

good bunny. Nice bunny. You're my friend, aren't you.

Bunny: :twisted:
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Post by Kameko » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:39 pm

I'll be going to a Roger Waters concert this July! Pity I'll never be able to see a Pink Floyd concert but at least Waters does play Pink Floyd songs. I'm also planning on going to a Jethro Tull concert in New Jersey in December. It'll take some planning though.
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Post by Tiff » Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:06 pm

Kameko wrote:I'll be going to a Roger Waters concert this July! Pity I'll never be able to see a Pink Floyd concert but at least Waters does play Pink Floyd songs. I'm also planning on going to a Jethro Tull concert in New Jersey in December. It'll take some planning though.
God I Wish I could have seen Floyd. I was SO mad when I was 13 and my parents and brothers went to go see them, and I had no idea they were going until that night when they were liek "=D here's your baby sitter! bye!" "WTF I WANT TO GO" "....oh >_>;"

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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:35 pm

Im going to try to salvage my college degree. I was so close to getting it.

Wish me luck everyone.
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Post by Tiff » Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:56 pm

Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote:Im going to try to salvage my college degree. I was so close to getting it.

Wish me luck everyone.
Best wishes!

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Post by Kameko » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:06 pm

Tiff wrote:
Kameko wrote:I'll be going to a Roger Waters concert this July! Pity I'll never be able to see a Pink Floyd concert but at least Waters does play Pink Floyd songs. I'm also planning on going to a Jethro Tull concert in New Jersey in December. It'll take some planning though.
God I Wish I could have seen Floyd. I was SO mad when I was 13 and my parents and brothers went to go see them, and I had no idea they were going until that night when they were liek "=D here's your baby sitter! bye!" "WTF I WANT TO GO" "....oh >_>;"
It wouldn't have had Roger Waters though. I would like to see the classic lineup but now you can't see Pink Floyd in any form. I can still dream though.
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Post by Tiff » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:12 pm

Kameko wrote:
It wouldn't have had Roger Waters though. I would like to see the classic lineup but now you can't see Pink Floyd in any form. I can still dream though.
No, but my parents HAVE seen the classic lineup, as did my brother.

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Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by Kameko » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:19 pm

Tiff wrote:
Kameko wrote:
It wouldn't have had Roger Waters though. I would like to see the classic lineup but now you can't see Pink Floyd in any form. I can still dream though.
No, but my parents HAVE seen the classic lineup, as did my brother.
I am envious of your parents and brother. I'm also envious of my parents who got to see The Rolling Stones for about $20 each. They said it was a good concert and when they played Honky Tonk Women they had these giant blow-up dolls on either end of the stage.
Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once. Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope. And you''ve got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception.

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Post by Tiff » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:35 pm

Kameko wrote:
I am envious of your parents and brother. I'm also envious of my parents who got to see The Rolling Stones for about $20 each. They said it was a good concert and when they played Honky Tonk Women they had these giant blow-up dolls on either end of the stage.
As am I. XD

But I got to see Aerosmith, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, and Ted Nugent, so I feel better. XD

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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:58 pm

"Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection..The lover, the dreamer and Me..." its amazing what will pop up in my song rotation <3 kermit the frog
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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