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Post by Tiff » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:43 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:Sign of the Apocolypse: I was in a restaurant, and muzak was playing. In the middle of my shrimp scampi, I hear a soft bass and a lilting flute. . . playing Gangsta's Paradise.
...I am masochistic, and therefore, wish I could have heard it.

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Post by Sailor V » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:54 pm

I really don't believe in the apocolypse. I'd have to see it (and survive), to actually believe it.
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by the*blue*girl » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:56 pm

Sailor V wrote:So, over here, the first quarter just ended and i'm waiting for my report card. I am very confident I did good and hope that I will get onto the honor rool. So, what about you? How good did you think you did?
i think im in for the worst grades of my life. i got my first C (in math, of course) :cry:

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Post by Sailor V » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:58 pm

I can only remember a 98 in World Culture and an 90 in Math Standards. Heh, I think I am doing pretty good.
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by NameGoesHere » Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:42 am

Tiff wrote:
Sailorasteroid wrote:Sign of the Apocolypse: I was in a restaurant, and muzak was playing. In the middle of my shrimp scampi, I hear a soft bass and a lilting flute. . . playing Gangsta's Paradise.
...I am masochistic, and therefore, wish I could have heard it.
For some reason, I am also oddly intrigued.

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Post by Neon Heart » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:28 am

I just made a lesbian couple on The Sims! =D
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Post by Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:04 pm

Neon Heart wrote:I just made a lesbian couple on The Sims! =D
One of my favorite pastimes... ::sigh:: I realy need to reinstall Sims on my PC.

Has anyone had a moment when they've been doing something for a really long time, think they're an expert at it and suddenly realize they suck at it? That just happened to me while I was playing hearts. ;u_u;
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Post by Sailor V » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:41 pm

Yes, I really hate that feeling. It makes me feel humiliated. :(
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:45 pm

Sailor V wrote:Yes, I really hate that feeling. It makes me feel humiliated. :(
That is me playing a game, then going online and finding there's a speed run of it. Done in less than an hour. XD
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:19 pm

In high school, I was a champion at foosball. I was so good, because I would just remain on offense, with my defenders and goalie as "wickets" and since no one was all that accurate, I would get more shots and hence more goals. Once I left high school and started playing real players who could shoot on an undefended goal, I became horrible.

Off Topic: it's 1419 and I still haven't had breakfast.
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Post by Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:50 pm

Just remebered something slightly interesting that happened yesterday. Friday was the end of the quarter, and in my journalism class we got to have a party. We ended up watching television and as my teacher was channel surfing we came across an very odd commercial that went something like this: we only got to see three seconds of it though sadly. "Masculine sperm is not for..." We didn't see any more of THAT. Everyone in the classroom was all like eewww, and I was probably the only one thinking: "As opposed to what; "Feminine sperm?"
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Sailorasteroid: EAT SOMETHING!!! D8
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Post by nap* » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:42 pm

I hate my gamecube, it made me cry, it corrupted on off my files saying I have to delete it, :cry:

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Post by Sailor V » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:02 pm

That happened to me once, and I was royally pissed off.
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by the*blue*girl » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:55 pm

my feet are cold.

;_;

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise

Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.



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Post by Sailor V » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:28 pm

I can actually smell the heat coming from my radiator.
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by Panda » Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:15 am

My computer is broken... I'm pissed.

But... I got a new Pink iPod so i guess it's all good =D

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Post by NameGoesHere » Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:53 am

Sailorasteroid wrote:Off Topic: it's 1419 and I still haven't had breakfast.
You're either on 24 hour time, or you just invented time travel.

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:56 am

The former. I like time that is precise. If I had said 2:19, maybe someone in a different time zone might have thought I was talking about early in the morning, in which case the fact that I had not had breakfast would be unremarkable.
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"

The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:00 am

NameGoesHere wrote:
Sailorasteroid wrote:Off Topic: it's 1419 and I still haven't had breakfast.
You're either on 24 hour time, or you just invented time travel.

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Maybe he's Hiro. Bending time and space, so it's logical that he may be posting at/from 1419 and still not having had brekkie. He must be Hiro, disguised as Mild-mannered Sailorasteroid...
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Post by Neon Heart » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:26 am

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