...I am masochistic, and therefore, wish I could have heard it.Sailorasteroid wrote:Sign of the Apocolypse: I was in a restaurant, and muzak was playing. In the middle of my shrimp scampi, I hear a soft bass and a lilting flute. . . playing Gangsta's Paradise.
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Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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I really don't believe in the apocolypse. I'd have to see it (and survive), to actually believe it.
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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i think im in for the worst grades of my life. i got my first C (in math, of course)Sailor V wrote:So, over here, the first quarter just ended and i'm waiting for my report card. I am very confident I did good and hope that I will get onto the honor rool. So, what about you? How good did you think you did?

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us
You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie
- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise
Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.
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I can only remember a 98 in World Culture and an 90 in Math Standards. Heh, I think I am doing pretty good.
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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For some reason, I am also oddly intrigued.Tiff wrote:...I am masochistic, and therefore, wish I could have heard it.Sailorasteroid wrote:Sign of the Apocolypse: I was in a restaurant, and muzak was playing. In the middle of my shrimp scampi, I hear a soft bass and a lilting flute. . . playing Gangsta's Paradise.
o___O;;
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One of my favorite pastimes... ::sigh:: I realy need to reinstall Sims on my PC.Neon Heart wrote:I just made a lesbian couple on The Sims! =D
Has anyone had a moment when they've been doing something for a really long time, think they're an expert at it and suddenly realize they suck at it? That just happened to me while I was playing hearts. ;u_u;
Congratulations to the lucky winners of the Winter banner contest!=D Better luck on Valentines day to those who weren''t so lucky! ^_~*
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We walk in the garden of his turbulence!!! =D- Geoffery Chaucer, A Knights Tale
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Yes, I really hate that feeling. It makes me feel humiliated. 

Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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That is me playing a game, then going online and finding there's a speed run of it. Done in less than an hour. XDSailor V wrote:Yes, I really hate that feeling. It makes me feel humiliated.
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
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In high school, I was a champion at foosball. I was so good, because I would just remain on offense, with my defenders and goalie as "wickets" and since no one was all that accurate, I would get more shots and hence more goals. Once I left high school and started playing real players who could shoot on an undefended goal, I became horrible.
Off Topic: it's 1419 and I still haven't had breakfast.
Off Topic: it's 1419 and I still haven't had breakfast.
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"
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Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
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The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
I <3 all you guys!
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Just remebered something slightly interesting that happened yesterday. Friday was the end of the quarter, and in my journalism class we got to have a party. We ended up watching television and as my teacher was channel surfing we came across an very odd commercial that went something like this: we only got to see three seconds of it though sadly. "Masculine sperm is not for..." We didn't see any more of THAT. Everyone in the classroom was all like eewww, and I was probably the only one thinking: "As opposed to what; "Feminine sperm?"
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Sailorasteroid: EAT SOMETHING!!! D8
::Mother mode::
Sailorasteroid: EAT SOMETHING!!! D8
Congratulations to the lucky winners of the Winter banner contest!=D Better luck on Valentines day to those who weren''t so lucky! ^_~*
We walk in the garden of his turbulence!!! =D- Geoffery Chaucer, A Knights Tale
Nehelenia, one for all. -Teh sloganize website. XDD
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We walk in the garden of his turbulence!!! =D- Geoffery Chaucer, A Knights Tale
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That happened to me once, and I was royally pissed off.
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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my feet are cold.
;_;
;_;
''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us
You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie
- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise
Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.
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I can actually smell the heat coming from my radiator.
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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The former. I like time that is precise. If I had said 2:19, maybe someone in a different time zone might have thought I was talking about early in the morning, in which case the fact that I had not had breakfast would be unremarkable.
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"
The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
I <3 all you guys!
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The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
I <3 all you guys!
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Maybe he's Hiro. Bending time and space, so it's logical that he may be posting at/from 1419 and still not having had brekkie. He must be Hiro, disguised as Mild-mannered Sailorasteroid...NameGoesHere wrote:You're either on 24 hour time, or you just invented time travel.Sailorasteroid wrote:Off Topic: it's 1419 and I still haven't had breakfast.
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"Hey, Aphrodisia!"
--unaired Buffy pilot
If you're reading this, then you've lost the game.
"Hey, Aphrodisia!"
--unaired Buffy pilot
If you're reading this, then you've lost the game.
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As soon as you have finished reading this message, you will have been afflicted with stunted growth. To all of you growing teens out there, congratulations, I just screwed you out of another two inches.
HAPPY STUNTING!
I am not responsible for any medical procedures you may endure, or any diseases you may catch.
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Ian Ziering will not pose nude; world`s sigh of relief causes tornado
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Ian Ziering will not pose nude; world`s sigh of relief causes tornado
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