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Post by Sailorasteroid » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:43 pm

Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl wrote:Jesus... I live in a very conservative, 99% christian community, and 3/4 of the people in my 8th grade class don't know the parable of the good samaritan. But then again, I shouldn't underestimate them. They also think that New York is a slang term for Manhattan. x_X;; I'm not kidding folks, I live amidst a squadron of idiots. :roll:
Well, it's not really one of the more popular parables to read; I imagine many know the concept more than the story.

OTOH, one comedian said that for many people, the scripture of their religion is like an internet Terms of Service. They don't read it, they just click on "I accept."
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:11 pm

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In this regard, Wyoming and Colorado are boring; they're just rectangles :/
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Post by Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:27 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:
Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl wrote:Jesus... I live in a very conservative, 99% christian community, and 3/4 of the people in my 8th grade class don't know the parable of the good samaritan. But then again, I shouldn't underestimate them. They also think that New York is a slang term for Manhattan. x_X;; I'm not kidding folks, I live amidst a squadron of idiots. :roll:
OTOH, one comedian said that for many people, the scripture of their religion is like an internet Terms of Service. They don't read it, they just click on "I accept."
Very true Asteroid-san. Believe me, I know from experience how true this is. Sad but true...
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Post by Tiff » Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:24 pm

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http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.htm


I about died laughing. xD
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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:11 pm

xD Those cats were hilarious~!!

I happen to have my own video to share, it's from the Sims 2... It's an example of cloud gazing gone wrong. And what happens when Death get's fed up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX_HJEniyc4
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Post by peachvampiress » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:20 am

Holy crap, someone actually uploaded a bunch of clips from The Red Green Show on youtube. Unfortunately there all from the recent, less funny episodes, however I do think this one is hilarious enough to share (make sure to watch until the end XD)

Oh, and the guy in the clip playing Winston is Jeff Lumby, a.k.a. Prof. Tomoe, a.k.a. Kakeru, a.k.a. the talented brother of the untalented Lisa Lumby who wrote the retarded scripts for the Sailormoon dub.
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Post by Mad Hatteress Belial » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:42 am

Now that I can finally use my grandmother's computer, I can access Deviant art, but I have 44 deviations to look at and 22 messages to read on dial up... I'm going to be here awhile.
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Post by MarioKnight » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:48 pm

I just got my game board for McDonald's annual Monopoly game, and i have to say I'm kinda disappointed. Every year there's a whole lot of prizes, this year outside of the instant win food and two other instant win prizes (home theater or trip to Las Vegas), every prize is just a different amount of cash. That really takes out a lot of the excitement I have for the game. =/
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:54 pm

GODDAMNIT. The laptop I use just died... hardware is shattered... X_x;

Now I just hope for a new one for christmas in... ... 3-4 months. GAH... *dies*
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Post by MarioKnight » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:58 pm

I just got my first new pair of glasses in like 8 - 9 years. I feel like I'm on a drug trip as my eyes get adjusted. o_O; @[email protected]
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Post by Neon Heart » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:26 am

MarioKnight wrote:I just got my first new pair of glasses in like 8 - 9 years. I feel like I'm on a drug trip as my eyes get adjusted. o_O; @[email protected]

I wish my glasses did that. ¬¬;;
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Post by peachvampiress » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:52 am

Do you ever find random pieces of your clothes in you room and find that they smell suprisingly nice? I found one of my shirts and it has this heavy aftershavey, boozy, minty smell to it 0____o
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:51 am

Neon Heart wrote:
MarioKnight wrote:I just got my first new pair of glasses in like 8 - 9 years. I feel like I'm on a drug trip as my eyes get adjusted. o_O; @[email protected]

I wish my glasses did that. ¬¬;;
I seem to go through glasses a lot quicker than that. I lost one pair in 2001, and my second pair a few months ago. So this is my third pair of glasses in 8 years.
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Post by MarioKnight » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:05 am

Pictures of mine and Jon's SuperNOVA party from when it came out a couple weeks ago, as promised. This will prove to you naysayers that we really did play for 6+ hours on a 5" black and white TV. =P

Now if I can get the videos from his phone, that would really kickass.
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Post by Neon Heart » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:24 am

Jusenkyo no Pikachu wrote:
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MarioKnight wrote:I just got my first new pair of glasses in like 8 - 9 years. I feel like I'm on a drug trip as my eyes get adjusted. o_O; @[email protected]

I wish my glasses did that. ¬¬;;
I seem to go through glasses a lot quicker than that. I lost one pair in 2001, and my second pair a few months ago. So this is my third pair of glasses in 8 years.
I still really need new glasses. I've needed new glasses since 8th grade, and technically I'm supposed to be in 11th grade now. So yeah, my eyes are failing me. @[email protected]
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Post by Panda » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:59 am

Okay... so i just woke up about half an hour ago and when I came out inot my kitchen all the lights were on, the TV was blaring and there was food on the table. I went into my mothers room and her bed was completely made up as was my brothers. I looked outside and the car is gone.


I am scared out of my mind.


Being alone is one thing but obviously someone was home because there was grass all over my bathroom (I'm assuming its from my brother because he plays football and could have tracked some in last night) but why was everything just left as is and no one is home?


I feel an anxiety attack coming on...

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:37 am

MarioKnight wrote:Pictures of mine and Jon's SuperNOVA party from when it came out a couple weeks ago, as promised. This will prove to you naysayers that we really did play for 6+ hours on a 5" black and white TV. =P
Do you think maybe that's *why* you needed new glasses?
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Post by Mad Hatteress Belial » Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:39 am

I'm guessing a lot of people here will think this is a silly reason for being so damn depressed, but oh well.

I happen to work at the same place as my ceramic teacher, and last night she was there, and told me some really sad news. Her class takes place in her mother's basement, who's house is out in the country, and they have a family who they let move their trailer onto their lawn in exchange for helping at the farm. This family has three dogs, two mutts Pete and Belle, and a Gloden Lab, Butch. Well, about a month ago Pete, who's actually barely even a medium sized dog, went after the potbellyed pig, hurting it farely badly. A few days ago, he was at it again; like most any farm, there's a bunch of cats that hang around, and a lot of them are really sweet and just love attention. One cat in particular, called Pumpkin, is my favorite, though, because as soon as I sit down on the steps he hops up on my lap and is very affectionate. This is the cat that Pete decided to attack, and it may not survive. Now, the family trying to get rid of the dog because they have a new baby that's only a few months old and they're afraid Pete might decide to hurt it. I'm furious at what Pete did but I'm also shocked; he's always been a little rough with the cats, but he's never hurt one!

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Post by Neon Heart » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:19 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFd5-qvHYG8


^ Just how the hell is this possible?? o_o
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Post by Starscream » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:31 pm

Neon Heart wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFd5-qvHYG8


^ Just how the hell is this possible?? o_o
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