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- Sailorasteroid
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That was an evil worthy of your namesake, Stars.
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"
The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
I <3 all you guys!
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The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
I <3 all you guys!
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- Starscream
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- David Graña
<3 Happily Married to Jennifer since July 16, 2005 <3
"Conquest is made from the ashes of one’s enemies" - Starscream
My Livejournal.
Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
Futurama, Insane in the Mainframe
Leela’s (former) boss: "Oh my various gods!"
Futurama, How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back
<3 Happily Married to Jennifer since July 16, 2005 <3
"Conquest is made from the ashes of one’s enemies" - Starscream
My Livejournal.
Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
Futurama, Insane in the Mainframe
Leela’s (former) boss: "Oh my various gods!"
Futurama, How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back
- Ni-ban Neko
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YES. YES YOU ARE. XDDDDStarscream wrote:I declare myself the winner of this thread for all time.
But this thread still needs more cowbell. MORE COWBELL NOWZ.
Jen Graña ~ Ni-ban Neko
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~thank you for the avatar, Secret Santa <3~
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- Butterscotch
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- yoshmaster5
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... I HAVENT SEEN SNOW IN MICHIGAN IN TWO WEEKS.
IT"S FREAKING CRAZY. *dies*
IT"S FREAKING CRAZY. *dies*
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
- Chibisteven
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Nope.Starscream wrote:I declare myself the winner of this thread for all time.
I win, because I have like 3,000 more of Dan's Invisible Points (TM) than anyone else on the entire forums. I get these points, of course, from my 1337 skill at banner contests.
And there's been no other way, or secret ways to get points that Dan hasn't told anyone about.
...Really.
I mean it.
At least not any that would be acceptable for the current rating of this thread.
STARSCREAM EDIT: BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE 1337 SKILLZ TO INVADE OTHER POSTS! THUS I WIN. </mod abuse>
Kait (ka-t) n. - see also Sylph.
1. Sassy Cleric IRL.
2. She who is likely to kick your ass in DDR.
3. Webmistress of lovesenshi.net.
4. Admin of Black Butterfly: An Anna Tsuchiya fan community.
5. Moderator of the KanzakaDex forums.
6. STILL SMUs Village Idiot. ^_~
Journal | Facebook | MySpace | Flickr
So if you care to find me, look to the western sky
As someone told me lately, everyone deserves the chance to fly
And if Im flying solo, at least Im flying free
To those whod ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am defying gravity
1. Sassy Cleric IRL.
2. She who is likely to kick your ass in DDR.
3. Webmistress of lovesenshi.net.
4. Admin of Black Butterfly: An Anna Tsuchiya fan community.
5. Moderator of the KanzakaDex forums.
6. STILL SMUs Village Idiot. ^_~
Journal | Facebook | MySpace | Flickr
So if you care to find me, look to the western sky
As someone told me lately, everyone deserves the chance to fly
And if Im flying solo, at least Im flying free
To those whod ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am defying gravity
- Sailorasteroid
- ZOMFG 1337

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Yeah, but she could convince the site owner to edit your post into you admitting you like to do unnatural things with chickens, so she wins. </kissing up to the Admin's fiancee>Starscream wrote:STARSCREAM EDIT: BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE 1337 SKILLZ TO INVADE OTHER POSTS! THUS I WIN. </mod abuse>
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"
The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
I <3 all you guys!
490
The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
I <3 all you guys!
490
- peachvampiress
- ZOMFG 1337

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SailorAsteroid
"Listen, I've got a fever! And the only perscription is more cowbell."
I <3 Christopher Walken
XD That line kills me.The Cowbell sketch rocks. (cock of the walk!)
"Listen, I've got a fever! And the only perscription is more cowbell."
I <3 Christopher Walken
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
Exactly. I have ultimate power (c) over the Admin.Sailorasteroid wrote:Yeah, but she could convince the site owner to edit your post into you admitting you like to do unnatural things with chickens, so she wins. </kissing up to the Admin's fiancee>
THEREFORE I SECRETLY HAVE THE ULTIMATE POWER ON THIS FORUMS. OHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!
FIANCEE COSMIC POWER... MAKE UP!!!!! *PHOBOS AND FORUMS IMPLODE*
QUOTE... DISGUISE... MAGIC!
OH NOESStarscream wrote:I LIEK TEH CHICKEN SECKS
Kait (ka-t) n. - see also Sylph.
1. Sassy Cleric IRL.
2. She who is likely to kick your ass in DDR.
3. Webmistress of lovesenshi.net.
4. Admin of Black Butterfly: An Anna Tsuchiya fan community.
5. Moderator of the KanzakaDex forums.
6. STILL SMUs Village Idiot. ^_~
Journal | Facebook | MySpace | Flickr
So if you care to find me, look to the western sky
As someone told me lately, everyone deserves the chance to fly
And if Im flying solo, at least Im flying free
To those whod ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am defying gravity
1. Sassy Cleric IRL.
2. She who is likely to kick your ass in DDR.
3. Webmistress of lovesenshi.net.
4. Admin of Black Butterfly: An Anna Tsuchiya fan community.
5. Moderator of the KanzakaDex forums.
6. STILL SMUs Village Idiot. ^_~
Journal | Facebook | MySpace | Flickr
So if you care to find me, look to the western sky
As someone told me lately, everyone deserves the chance to fly
And if Im flying solo, at least Im flying free
To those whod ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am defying gravity
THAT'S IT.
BANNED. YOU'RE ALL BANNED.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNEED.
*CACKLES* *FLINGS LIGHTNING BOLTS*
BANNED. YOU'RE ALL BANNED.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNEED.
*CACKLES* *FLINGS LIGHTNING BOLTS*
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
~*Happily married to My Joe since 08/04/07*~
- NameGoesHere
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- yoshmaster5
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*blinks* ... *starts playing Fire Emblem ROMs*
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
- Sailorasteroid
- ZOMFG 1337

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You can't ban me; I quit!Tiff wrote:THAT'S IT.
BANNED. YOU'RE ALL BANNED.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNEED.
*CACKLES* *FLINGS LIGHTNING BOLTS*
CanIhaveanotherchancepleaseletmebackI'llbegoodIpromise!
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"
The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
I <3 all you guys!
490
The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
I <3 all you guys!
490
- peachvampiress
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Calm the hell down Tiff, it was only my 1273th post. Geez.
DA MODS M4KE M3 F33L S0 UNW3LCOMBED. IM GOIN 2 FIND A B3TT3R FORAM BOORD!!!!111111
*starts crying and goes off to cut her wrists while blasting Linkin Park*
DA MODS M4KE M3 F33L S0 UNW3LCOMBED. IM GOIN 2 FIND A B3TT3R FORAM BOORD!!!!111111
*starts crying and goes off to cut her wrists while blasting Linkin Park*
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
- NameGoesHere
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NOOOOO. You cannot come back. I have already played the sad tune.Sailorasteroid wrote:You can't ban me; I quit!Tiff wrote:THAT'S IT.
BANNED. YOU'RE ALL BANNED.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNEED.
*CACKLES* *FLINGS LIGHTNING BOLTS*
CanIhaveanotherchancepleaseletmebackI'llbegoodIpromise!
The sad tune, damn it!
NameGoesHere - Now made with 100% more ingredients.
*POWER HUNGRY*
PERMANENT BANS FOR ALL!!
*FINAL BOSS* RAWWWR.
PERMANENT BANS FOR ALL!!
*FINAL BOSS* RAWWWR.
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
~*Happily married to My Joe since 08/04/07*~


