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Post by Sailorasteroid » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:17 pm

That was an evil worthy of your namesake, Stars.
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Post by Starscream » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:22 pm

*bows*
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Post by Ni-ban Neko » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:49 pm

Starscream wrote:I declare myself the winner of this thread for all time.
YES. YES YOU ARE. XDDDD

But this thread still needs more cowbell. MORE COWBELL NOWZ.
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Post by Butterscotch » Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:50 pm

Its all dark outside! :shock:

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:15 pm

... I HAVENT SEEN SNOW IN MICHIGAN IN TWO WEEKS.

IT"S FREAKING CRAZY. *dies*
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Post by Chibisteven » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:53 pm

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Post by Sylphiel » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:13 pm

Starscream wrote:I declare myself the winner of this thread for all time.
Nope.

I win, because I have like 3,000 more of Dan's Invisible Points (TM) than anyone else on the entire forums. I get these points, of course, from my 1337 skill at banner contests.

And there's been no other way, or secret ways to get points that Dan hasn't told anyone about.

...Really.

I mean it.

:twisted:

At least not any that would be acceptable for the current rating of this thread.

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Post by SeiUsa » Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:53 pm

Noooobody knoooows the trouble I've seeeeeeen.....noooobody knooooows my soooorrooooowww.....

NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NONE OF YA!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:04 pm

Starscream wrote:STARSCREAM EDIT: BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE 1337 SKILLZ TO INVADE OTHER POSTS! THUS I WIN. </mod abuse>
Yeah, but she could convince the site owner to edit your post into you admitting you like to do unnatural things with chickens, so she wins. </kissing up to the Admin's fiancee>
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"

The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl

I <3 all you guys!

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Post by peachvampiress » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:12 pm

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The Cowbell sketch rocks. (cock of the walk!)
XD That line kills me.

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Post by Sylphiel » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:45 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:Yeah, but she could convince the site owner to edit your post into you admitting you like to do unnatural things with chickens, so she wins. </kissing up to the Admin's fiancee>
Exactly. I have ultimate power (c) over the Admin.

THEREFORE I SECRETLY HAVE THE ULTIMATE POWER ON THIS FORUMS. OHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!

:twisted:

FIANCEE COSMIC POWER... MAKE UP!!!!! *PHOBOS AND FORUMS IMPLODE*

QUOTE... DISGUISE... MAGIC!
Starscream wrote:I LIEK TEH CHICKEN SECKS
OH NOES :shock:
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Post by Tiff » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:08 pm

THAT'S IT.

BANNED. YOU'RE ALL BANNED.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNEED.

*CACKLES* *FLINGS LIGHTNING BOLTS*

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Post by NameGoesHere » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:30 pm

*glances out over the feild of banned souls*

Alas... they were so young... ;_______;

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:39 pm

*blinks* ... *starts playing Fire Emblem ROMs*
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:47 pm

Tiff wrote:THAT'S IT.

BANNED. YOU'RE ALL BANNED.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNEED.

*CACKLES* *FLINGS LIGHTNING BOLTS*
You can't ban me; I quit!





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The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl

I <3 all you guys!

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Post by peachvampiress » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:55 pm

Calm the hell down Tiff, it was only my 1273th post. Geez.

DA MODS M4KE M3 F33L S0 UNW3LCOMBED. IM GOIN 2 FIND A B3TT3R FORAM BOORD!!!!111111

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Post by NameGoesHere » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:06 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:
Tiff wrote:THAT'S IT.

BANNED. YOU'RE ALL BANNED.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNEED.

*CACKLES* *FLINGS LIGHTNING BOLTS*
You can't ban me; I quit!





CanIhaveanotherchancepleaseletmebackI'llbegoodIpromise!
NOOOOO. You cannot come back. I have already played the sad tune.

The sad tune, damn it!
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Post by Blackat » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:18 pm

Good God. There's a mouse in the office. It's just sitting there, looking at me. 0.0;

I want to keep it as a pet. I'll call it Sparky in remembrance of Donald.

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Post by Tiff » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:24 pm

*POWER HUNGRY*

PERMANENT BANS FOR ALL!!

*FINAL BOSS* RAWWWR.

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Post by Blackat » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:28 pm

*Thinks this is the time to point out the Power-ness of Tiff is similar to King Kong*

*sniffle-laugh* XD

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