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Post by Hobbes » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:15 pm

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:26 pm

And now, a post form the Fire Emblem RP i've been doing: this is a dragon getting killed.

Medeus: *the spell hits directly in the head, and a massive, horrible, ear-wrenching screech is heard,a s teh spell digs though his skull, black blood starting to erupt form his face, as the critical moves though his body, destroying him from the inside out, a disgusting squelching sound emmitting from the liquidating dragon, and within 30 seconds, all that remains of Medeus is the pool of pure black blood, oozing across the field, away from the place of his death*
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Post by Sylphiel » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:28 pm

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Post by Chibisteven » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:01 am

I promote my own work here's a guy jumping off the cliff: http://www.promotemyownworkonsmuncensor ... rules.mpeg :P

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Post by peachvampiress » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:09 pm

OMG This is one of the funniest Saturday Night Live sketches ever:

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Not as funny as "Blue Oyster Cult (a.k.a. More Cowbell)" but damn close.
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Post by UsagiKira » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:28 pm

Tiffu!!
Tiffa misses you on AIM!!
Come back to me!!
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:17 pm

peachvampiress wrote:OMG This is one of the funniest Saturday Night Live sketches ever:

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Not as funny as "Blue Oyster Cult (a.k.a. More Cowbell)" but damn close.
...

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Aka, is FREAKING AWESOME!

that is my favorite SNL sktech... and they've never put it on oneof the 'best of's' yet... ;_;
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Post by Neon Heart » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:48 am

Richard Nixon.

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:13 am

-The Cowbell sketch rocks. (cock of the walk!)

-Nixon was The Man; my favorite prez as a youth. (Now I like Reagan and George W.)

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Post by Chibisteven » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:28 am

Look out! Tiff is throwing lighting bolts!

Who knew she was goddess? :shock:

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Post by Tiff » Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:46 am

Chibisteven wrote:Look out! Tiff is throwing lighting bolts!

Who knew she was goddess? :shock:
Everyone. =P

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Post by Butterscotch » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:09 am

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Butterscotch!
Europe is the only continent that lacks Butterscotch.
Butterscotch can not regurgitate.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Butterscotch, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
Women shoplift four times more frequently than Butterscotch!
Snow White's coffin was made of Butterscotch.
About one tenth of Butterscotch is permanently covered in ice!
Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Butterscotch!
It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Butterscotch!
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Butterscotch is 10:1.
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Butterscotch!

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Post by Starscream » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:48 am

That's it, I've had enough of this nonsense.

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Post by Tiff » Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:14 pm

Starscream wrote:That's it, I've had enough of this nonsense.

Lopic Tocked.
I read that and totally thought "WTF?! WHO OKAYED THAT?!"

XDDDD

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Post by Starscream » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:00 pm

Tiff wrote:
Starscream wrote:That's it, I've had enough of this nonsense.

Lopic Tocked.
I read that and totally thought "WTF?! WHO OKAYED THAT?!"

XDDDD
Hehehe...fooled again, Tiff =P
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Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
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Post by Tiff » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:49 pm

Starscream wrote:
Hehehe...fooled again, Tiff =P
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, GRANA. NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME.

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Post by Slrjoecool » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:09 pm

*Looks at stars above name*

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Post by Sylphiel » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:01 pm

Starscream wrote:That's it, I've had enough of this nonsense.

Lopic Tocked.
LMAO!!!!

That was brilliant.
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Post by Starscream » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:14 pm

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Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
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