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PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY OWN ALL.
I AM YOUR LOVE-LOVE GODDESS B[BLEEP]ES!
-Aino Minako from Suburban Senshi
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Uh, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
-Michael Scott, The Office
-Aino Minako from Suburban Senshi
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Uh, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
-Michael Scott, The Office
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Chibisteven
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yoshmaster5
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And now, a post form the Fire Emblem RP i've been doing: this is a dragon getting killed.
Medeus: *the spell hits directly in the head, and a massive, horrible, ear-wrenching screech is heard,a s teh spell digs though his skull, black blood starting to erupt form his face, as the critical moves though his body, destroying him from the inside out, a disgusting squelching sound emmitting from the liquidating dragon, and within 30 seconds, all that remains of Medeus is the pool of pure black blood, oozing across the field, away from the place of his death*
Medeus: *the spell hits directly in the head, and a massive, horrible, ear-wrenching screech is heard,a s teh spell digs though his skull, black blood starting to erupt form his face, as the critical moves though his body, destroying him from the inside out, a disgusting squelching sound emmitting from the liquidating dragon, and within 30 seconds, all that remains of Medeus is the pool of pure black blood, oozing across the field, away from the place of his death*
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
After our away messages contradict each other, his says at my house, and mine says at his house:
"We're everywhere... and nowhere!" -Me
"We are the Matrix" -Dan
"We're everywhere... and nowhere!" -Me
"We are the Matrix" -Dan
Kait (ka-t) n. - see also Sylph.
1. Sassy Cleric IRL.
2. She who is likely to kick your ass in DDR.
3. Webmistress of lovesenshi.net.
4. Admin of Black Butterfly: An Anna Tsuchiya fan community.
5. Moderator of the KanzakaDex forums.
6. STILL SMUs Village Idiot. ^_~
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So if you care to find me, look to the western sky
As someone told me lately, everyone deserves the chance to fly
And if Im flying solo, at least Im flying free
To those whod ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am defying gravity
1. Sassy Cleric IRL.
2. She who is likely to kick your ass in DDR.
3. Webmistress of lovesenshi.net.
4. Admin of Black Butterfly: An Anna Tsuchiya fan community.
5. Moderator of the KanzakaDex forums.
6. STILL SMUs Village Idiot. ^_~
Journal | Facebook | MySpace | Flickr
So if you care to find me, look to the western sky
As someone told me lately, everyone deserves the chance to fly
And if Im flying solo, at least Im flying free
To those whod ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am defying gravity
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Chibisteven
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I promote my own work here's a guy jumping off the cliff: http://www.promotemyownworkonsmuncensor ... rules.mpeg :P
[img]http://www.wastespace.com/spacewaster.jpg[/img]
Alright enough bizzare humor for one day.
NOTICE: HUMOR ONLY, ALWAY FOLLOW THE RULES.
[img]http://www.wastespace.com/spacewaster.jpg[/img]
Alright enough bizzare humor for one day.
NOTICE: HUMOR ONLY, ALWAY FOLLOW THE RULES.
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peachvampiress
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OMG This is one of the funniest Saturday Night Live sketches ever:
Link
Not as funny as "Blue Oyster Cult (a.k.a. More Cowbell)" but damn close.
Link
Not as funny as "Blue Oyster Cult (a.k.a. More Cowbell)" but damn close.
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
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yoshmaster5
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...peachvampiress wrote:OMG This is one of the funniest Saturday Night Live sketches ever:
Link
Not as funny as "Blue Oyster Cult (a.k.a. More Cowbell)" but damn close.
JINGLEHEIMER JUNCTION ROXORS YOUR BOXORS.
Aka, is FREAKING AWESOME!
that is my favorite SNL sktech... and they've never put it on oneof the 'best of's' yet... ;_;
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
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Neon Heart
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Sailorasteroid
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-The Cowbell sketch rocks. (cock of the walk!)
-Nixon was The Man; my favorite prez as a youth. (Now I like Reagan and George W.)
-Dreamt last night I was dating Yasuda Kei of the Morning Musume. Why couldn't this be my New Year's Dream?! (Although I'd much prefer to be with Ishikawa.)
-Nixon was The Man; my favorite prez as a youth. (Now I like Reagan and George W.)
-Dreamt last night I was dating Yasuda Kei of the Morning Musume. Why couldn't this be my New Year's Dream?! (Although I'd much prefer to be with Ishikawa.)
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"
The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
I <3 all you guys!
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The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
I <3 all you guys!
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Chibisteven
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Everyone. =PChibisteven wrote:Look out! Tiff is throwing lighting bolts!
Who knew she was goddess?
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
~*Happily married to My Joe since 08/04/07*~
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Butterscotch
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Butterscotch!
Europe is the only continent that lacks Butterscotch.
Butterscotch can not regurgitate.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Butterscotch, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
Women shoplift four times more frequently than Butterscotch!
Snow White's coffin was made of Butterscotch.
About one tenth of Butterscotch is permanently covered in ice!
Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Butterscotch!
It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Butterscotch!
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Butterscotch is 10:1.
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Butterscotch!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl
Europe is the only continent that lacks Butterscotch.
Butterscotch can not regurgitate.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Butterscotch, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
Women shoplift four times more frequently than Butterscotch!
Snow White's coffin was made of Butterscotch.
About one tenth of Butterscotch is permanently covered in ice!
Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Butterscotch!
It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Butterscotch!
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Butterscotch is 10:1.
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Butterscotch!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl
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Starscream
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That's it, I've had enough of this nonsense.
Lopic Tocked.
Lopic Tocked.
- David Graña
<3 Happily Married to Jennifer since July 16, 2005 <3
"Conquest is made from the ashes of one’s enemies" - Starscream
My Livejournal.
Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
Futurama, Insane in the Mainframe
Leela’s (former) boss: "Oh my various gods!"
Futurama, How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back
<3 Happily Married to Jennifer since July 16, 2005 <3
"Conquest is made from the ashes of one’s enemies" - Starscream
My Livejournal.
Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
Futurama, Insane in the Mainframe
Leela’s (former) boss: "Oh my various gods!"
Futurama, How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back
I read that and totally thought "WTF?! WHO OKAYED THAT?!"Starscream wrote:That's it, I've had enough of this nonsense.
Lopic Tocked.
XDDDD
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
~*Happily married to My Joe since 08/04/07*~
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Starscream
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Hehehe...fooled again, Tiff =PTiff wrote:I read that and totally thought "WTF?! WHO OKAYED THAT?!"Starscream wrote:That's it, I've had enough of this nonsense.
Lopic Tocked.
XDDDD
- David Graña
<3 Happily Married to Jennifer since July 16, 2005 <3
"Conquest is made from the ashes of one’s enemies" - Starscream
My Livejournal.
Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
Futurama, Insane in the Mainframe
Leela’s (former) boss: "Oh my various gods!"
Futurama, How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back
<3 Happily Married to Jennifer since July 16, 2005 <3
"Conquest is made from the ashes of one’s enemies" - Starscream
My Livejournal.
Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
Futurama, Insane in the Mainframe
Leela’s (former) boss: "Oh my various gods!"
Futurama, How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, GRANA. NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME.Starscream wrote:
Hehehe...fooled again, Tiff =P
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
~*Happily married to My Joe since 08/04/07*~
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Slrjoecool
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*Looks at stars above name*
Wow, I actually have 5 stars now...
One more level to go ^^;;
*Posts everywhere* XD
Wow, I actually have 5 stars now...
One more level to go ^^;;
*Posts everywhere* XD
~~ Married to my Tiffu on August 4th, 2007 ~~
Flesh may cross the portal,
and seek it’s master Death.
Life may go where Death has trod,
and challenge, like Scheherazade,
he who reigns beneath the sod,
to spare a mortal’s breath.
My Journal: Hope
Web Gallery of Michael’s Pictures
Flesh may cross the portal,
and seek it’s master Death.
Life may go where Death has trod,
and challenge, like Scheherazade,
he who reigns beneath the sod,
to spare a mortal’s breath.
My Journal: Hope
Web Gallery of Michael’s Pictures
LMAO!!!!Starscream wrote:That's it, I've had enough of this nonsense.
Lopic Tocked.
That was brilliant.
Kait (ka-t) n. - see also Sylph.
1. Sassy Cleric IRL.
2. She who is likely to kick your ass in DDR.
3. Webmistress of lovesenshi.net.
4. Admin of Black Butterfly: An Anna Tsuchiya fan community.
5. Moderator of the KanzakaDex forums.
6. STILL SMUs Village Idiot. ^_~
Journal | Facebook | MySpace | Flickr
So if you care to find me, look to the western sky
As someone told me lately, everyone deserves the chance to fly
And if Im flying solo, at least Im flying free
To those whod ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am defying gravity
1. Sassy Cleric IRL.
2. She who is likely to kick your ass in DDR.
3. Webmistress of lovesenshi.net.
4. Admin of Black Butterfly: An Anna Tsuchiya fan community.
5. Moderator of the KanzakaDex forums.
6. STILL SMUs Village Idiot. ^_~
Journal | Facebook | MySpace | Flickr
So if you care to find me, look to the western sky
As someone told me lately, everyone deserves the chance to fly
And if Im flying solo, at least Im flying free
To those whod ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am defying gravity
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Starscream
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I declare myself the winner of this thread for all time.
- David Graña
<3 Happily Married to Jennifer since July 16, 2005 <3
"Conquest is made from the ashes of one’s enemies" - Starscream
My Livejournal.
Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
Futurama, Insane in the Mainframe
Leela’s (former) boss: "Oh my various gods!"
Futurama, How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back
<3 Happily Married to Jennifer since July 16, 2005 <3
"Conquest is made from the ashes of one’s enemies" - Starscream
My Livejournal.
Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
Futurama, Insane in the Mainframe
Leela’s (former) boss: "Oh my various gods!"
Futurama, How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back