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Post by SeiUsa » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:54 pm

Can I have your attention, please?

*silence*

*Ahem* May I please have your attention? *waves hands*

*silence*

*brings out cannon*

BOOM!

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?!?!?!
Are you listening? OK.....







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Post by yoshmaster5 » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:28 pm

hi. *vanishes*
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Post by Sylphiel » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:33 pm

This thread rules.
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Post by MarioKnight » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:27 pm

That it does. ^_^
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:07 am

Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"

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Post by peachvampiress » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:54 pm

Now if they can make it carry beer. They could make millions.
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Post by Neon Heart » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:30 pm

Do you like potato salad?


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I don't like potato salad.

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Post by Chibisteven » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:44 pm

&#12415;&#12435;&#12354;&#12288;&#12418;&#12375;&#12360;&#65281;

Translation: Hello everyone!

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:46 pm

POTATO SALAD MUST DIE.

Stewie PWNS.
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Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

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Post by Tempest » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:23 pm

The Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny

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The internet is for porn
(language and subject matter may not be suitable for everyone.)

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Post by Chibisteven » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:39 pm

Try new 8.4 Surround Sound. With 8 speakers all around you and 4 sub-woofers in all four corners! It's the ultimate in sound experince! Actually we lied. No such system exists.

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:42 pm

Chibisteven wrote:Try new 8.4 Surround Sound. With 8 speakers all around you and 4 sub-woofers in all four corners! It's the ultimate in sound experince! Actually we lied. No such system exists.
I'd like one giant, spherical speaker that covers the entire range of sounds. and I'd sit in the middle. That would be the ultimate.
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"

The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

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Post by Chibisteven » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:48 pm

I was thinking of that once a couple of years ago. With Video coming from all around you and you could could look to see sides. And lets not forget it actually poping up like for example that person looks and sounds like three feet away from you. You put your hand out and it still looks likes that person is three feet away from you. Imagine how fun video games can be.

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:55 pm

Non-sequitur.

Who writes these headlines? From cnn.com: "Pamela Anderson calls for removal of Colonel's bust." They can't have not seen the double entendre.
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"

The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
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I <3 all you guys!

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Post by Chibisteven » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:10 pm

WARNING: THIS IS A FAKE AND IS NOT INTENDED FOR THOSE WITH SENSITIVE STOMACHS. THIS IS A VERY DIRTY JOKE. IF SUCH A PLACE DOES EXIST IT IS PURELY COINCINDENTAL.












"Perverts R' Us"
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Post by Sylphiel » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:00 pm

We are what we're supposed to be
Illusions of your fantasy
All dots and lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

We are the color symphony
We do the things you want to see
Frame by frame, to the extreme

Our friends are so unreasonable
They do the unpredictable
All dots and lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

It's all an orchestra of strings
Doing unbelievable things
Frame by frame, to the extreme
One by one we're making it fun

We are the cartoon heroes, ohhh~
We are the ones who are gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind, ohhh~
And walked out on a piece of paper and...

Here comes Spiderman, arachnophobian
Welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman, from never neverland
Welcome to the toon town party
There's still more to come
And everyone will be
Welcomed at the toon (toon)
town (town)
partyyyyy
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Post by Slrjoecool » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:54 pm

I saw this about 2-3 weeks ago. My god, it was great! I think I played it around 5- 10 times, and I had to download the MP3.

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Post by NameGoesHere » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:47 am

Ni-ban Neko wrote:http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

LLAMA SONG FTW. XD
OMG. That has been my song for the last year. I know the words, and I can sing along.

Here's a llama, there's a llama,
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama, funny llama,
Llama, llama, duck

Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama
Tablet brick, potato, llama
Llama, llama, mushroom, llama
Llama, llama, duck

I was once a tree house, I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead, but it told a tale
And now listen, little child, to the safety rail

Did you ever see a llama?
Kiss a llama on the llama?
Llama's llama tastes of llama
Llama, llama, duck

Half a llama, twice the llama
Not a llama, farmer, llama
Llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama, duck

Is that how it's told now, is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob, ankle, cold
Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck
Time for me to retire now, and become a duck

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Post by peachvampiress » Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:14 am

ZOMFG!!!111 funny song lyrics. I've got a good one I heard recently ^__________^

Temptation lingers in the lamplight,
Upon her lips a shadow falls.
She loves to flirt, she loves to tease,
Beneath her skirt, a new disease.
The Boulevard of Broken Balls.

Her lovers lurk in every doorway
With prices written on the walls
So if you're rich and have the cash,
You'll get an itch, you'll get a rash.
The Boulevard of Broken Balls.

You hear the whispers in the darkness
The laughter echoes and enthralls
They're taking bets you'll never know,
Your gigalette's a gigolo,
The Boulevard of Broken Balls

She leaves a token of your romance,
A souvenir that hops and crawls.
You bring the crabs home to your wife,
She stabs you with a butcher knife.
The Boulevard of Broken Balls.
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:36 am

Spring is here, spring is here
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring
I do. Don't you? Course you do!

But there's one thing that makes Spring complete for me
And makes every Sunday a treat for me...

All the world seems in tune on a Spring afternoon
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me
As we poison the pigeions in the park
When they see us coming the birdies all try and hide
But they still go for peanuts that are coated with cyanide
The sun's shining bright, everything seems alright
As we poison the pigeons in the park

We've gained notoriety and caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society with our games
They call it "impiety" and "lack of propriety"
And quite a variety of unpleasant names
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon

So if Sunday you're free why don't you come with me
As we poison the pigeons in the park
And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two
As we poison the pigeons in the park
We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment
Except for the few we take home to experiment...
My pulse will be quickening with each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon
It just takes a smidgen
To poison a pigeon in the park!
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