Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread OLD

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:18 pm

honey crystalizes... know from own experiance when some that we had in the house did...

now, for a stand up scene:

"If you say you're going to coat someone in honey, and lick it all off yourself- now THERE's a guy who's never done it before. First, you start at the feet. by the time you get anywhere interesting she's already asleep. and second: Honey crystalizes. so you're licking, and suddenly- AAAHHH! aw, my tounge! gah!!!"

*can't remember which comic did this*

I could live a year off peanut butter & Jelly.

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:57 am

Kameko wrote:Releases a bunch of mice

I was happy to find a jar of honey in the cuboard a couple of days ago. I promptly made myself a peanut butter and honey sandwich. Hadn't had one of those in awhile.

I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
They do taste rather funny
But it keeps them on the knife

Oh yeah, and before I forget and the topic misses it completely, my kitchen sink is still a white Coriotone with two basins and a single tap with a lever instead of spigots.

Butterscotch · Post by **Butterscotch** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:33 pm

I'm really tired right now. >_<

Hey, how come there's no tongue sticking out smiley here?!

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:51 pm

Butterscotch wrote:Hey, how come there's no tongue sticking out smiley here?!

...and I just woke up for the day. At 6 PM.

Yes, for the first time. I went to bed at 7 AM and apparently slept 11 hours.

Butterscotch · Post by **Butterscotch** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:04 pm

Sylphiel wrote:
Butterscotch wrote:Hey, how come there's no tongue sticking out smiley here?!

...and I just woke up for the day. At 6 PM.

Yes, for the first time. I went to bed at 7 AM and apparently slept 11 hours.

Ohh! I always thought it was a guy with his mouth wide open in a stupid cheesy smile. ^^;;

It doesn't look very tongue-y to me <_<;;;

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:00 pm

Me to. I thought that smile was just smiling with no tongue action involved.

I have eight posters up on my wall. There's MAYBE room for one more if I rearrange stuff, yet there's at least seven more posters I'm trying to track down and add to my collection.

So, how do I go about getting another wall and/or more space?

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:05 pm

peachvampiress wrote:I thought that smile was just smiling with no tongue action involved.

Mmmm. Tongue action.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:48 pm

... MY VIRGIN MIND! *runs*

um... minigun + Serious Damage = DEATH.

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:02 pm

yoshmaster5 wrote:... MY VIRGIN MIND! *runs*

MUWAHAHA.

*DEFLOWERS YOUR MIND*

Didn't I warn about the rating of the thread in the very first post?

Especially since it's a thread I made, that's really all that needs to be said. I eventually drag everything into the gutter. ^_~

...maybe this thread should have been titled instead, "Sylph Wreaks Havoc on SMU Members' Sanity"

Slrjoecool · Post by **Slrjoecool** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:17 pm

Sylphiel wrote:...maybe this thread should have been titled instead, "Sylph Wreaks Havoc on SMU Members' Sanity"

I'd have to have sanity first. XP

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:45 pm

X_x; *dies*

eh. reading Shogun was much... MUCH worse. trust me.

wow, the author, or Japanese society was really kinda perverted int eh early 1600's... that was just kinda... yeeeeeahh.... it's kinda like some animes...

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:22 pm

Sylphiel wrote:
...maybe this thread should have been titled instead, "Sylph Wreaks Havoc on SMU Members' Sanity"

I think that an absence of sanity is a prerequisite of joining anime forums. Just don't jump any couches while you're here.

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:27 am

I coulda swore I just posted something on this page??? o_O;;;;

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:14 am

For tomorrow:

See a pin, pick it up, all day long you'll have a pin.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:52 am

Why for tomorrow? Is the quote not applicable for today for some reason? ;_;

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:48 am

See a pin, pick it up, all day long you'll have a pin.

Ever wonder what it feels like to have 2cm of a sewing pin go into the top of the base of your thumb? I found that out yesterday. It hurts like a mofo and causes the spot on your thumb to swell with what I think was blood.

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:53 am

OMFG I'M GETTING MARRIED

ASDFGHJKL;MZOPAJGOPDJPY

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:23 pm

...

FOOOOOOOOOOOD.

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:24 pm

How soon before this topic outstrips the PGSM one for most replies on the SMU forums?

Ni-ban Neko · Post by **Ni-ban Neko** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:39 pm

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

LLAMA SONG FTW. XD