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Post by yoshmaster5 » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:18 pm

honey crystalizes... know from own experiance when some that we had in the house did...

now, for a stand up scene:

"If you say you're going to coat someone in honey, and lick it all off yourself- now THERE's a guy who's never done it before. First, you start at the feet. by the time you get anywhere interesting she's already asleep. and second: Honey crystalizes. so you're licking, and suddenly- AAAHHH! aw, my tounge! gah!!!"

*can't remember which comic did this*

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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:57 am

Kameko wrote:Releases a bunch of mice

I was happy to find a jar of honey in the cuboard a couple of days ago. I promptly made myself a peanut butter and honey sandwich. Hadn't had one of those in awhile.
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
They do taste rather funny
But it keeps them on the knife

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Post by Butterscotch » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:33 pm

I'm really tired right now. >_<

Hey, how come there's no tongue sticking out smiley here?! :shock:

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Post by Sylphiel » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:51 pm

Butterscotch wrote:Hey, how come there's no tongue sticking out smiley here?! :shock:
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

...and I just woke up for the day. At 6 PM.

Yes, for the first time. I went to bed at 7 AM and apparently slept 11 hours.
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Post by Butterscotch » Wed Jan 11, 2006 6:04 pm

Sylphiel wrote:
Butterscotch wrote:Hey, how come there's no tongue sticking out smiley here?! :shock:
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

...and I just woke up for the day. At 6 PM.

Yes, for the first time. I went to bed at 7 AM and apparently slept 11 hours.
:P

Ohh! I always thought it was a guy with his mouth wide open in a stupid cheesy smile. ^^;;

It doesn't look very tongue-y to me <_<;;;

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Post by peachvampiress » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:00 pm

Me to. I thought that smile was just smiling with no tongue action involved.

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Post by Sylphiel » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:05 pm

peachvampiress wrote:I thought that smile was just smiling with no tongue action involved.
Mmmm. Tongue action.
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:48 pm

... MY VIRGIN MIND! *runs*

um... minigun + Serious Damage = DEATH.
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Post by Sylphiel » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:02 pm

yoshmaster5 wrote:... MY VIRGIN MIND! *runs*
MUWAHAHA.

*DEFLOWERS YOUR MIND*

Didn't I warn about the rating of the thread in the very first post? ;) Especially since it's a thread I made, that's really all that needs to be said. I eventually drag everything into the gutter. ^_~

...maybe this thread should have been titled instead, "Sylph Wreaks Havoc on SMU Members' Sanity" :lol:
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Post by Slrjoecool » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:17 pm

Sylphiel wrote:...maybe this thread should have been titled instead, "Sylph Wreaks Havoc on SMU Members' Sanity" :lol:
I'd have to have sanity first. XP
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:45 pm

X_x; *dies*

eh. reading Shogun was much... MUCH worse. trust me.

wow, the author, or Japanese society was really kinda perverted int eh early 1600's... that was just kinda... yeeeeeahh.... it's kinda like some animes...
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:22 pm

Sylphiel wrote:
...maybe this thread should have been titled instead, "Sylph Wreaks Havoc on SMU Members' Sanity" :lol:
I think that an absence of sanity is a prerequisite of joining anime forums. Just don't jump any couches while you're here.
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Post by Neon Heart » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:27 am

I coulda swore I just posted something on this page??? o_O;;;;

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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:14 am

For tomorrow:

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Post by Starscream » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:52 am

Why for tomorrow? Is the quote not applicable for today for some reason? ;_;
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Post by peachvampiress » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:48 am

See a pin, pick it up, all day long you'll have a pin.
Ever wonder what it feels like to have 2cm of a sewing pin go into the top of the base of your thumb? I found that out yesterday. It hurts like a mofo and causes the spot on your thumb to swell with what I think was blood.
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Post by Sylphiel » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:53 am

OMFG I'M GETTING MARRIED

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:23 pm

...

FOOOOOOOOOOOD.
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:24 pm

How soon before this topic outstrips the PGSM one for most replies on the SMU forums?
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