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Post by Panda » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:59 pm

My cousin will occasionally try to crack my back... OMG it hurts! I hate it... >.>

But anyway... I got a belly-button ring yesterday!

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Post by the*blue*girl » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:48 pm

Tiff wrote:
Sylphiel wrote:Aside from the annoying noise, I've never understood WHY people do that.

Does it feel good or something? Because to me, it just looks painful. And when I crack something by accident, it really hurts. o__O;;

Stretching feels good, but cracking = ow...
Yes, it feels good. At least to me it does. I actually get uncomfortable if I have not cracked my knuckles in a while, and seriously HAVE to crack them. It must differ from person to person, becuase Derek is like you.
same here :)

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Post by Musashi » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:54 pm

Oh, it looks painful, but it feels great! xD Accidental, however, is painful and horrible and yuck. <.<;
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Post by Neon Heart » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:10 pm

Yeah, man. Crack is the best.....Oh, cracking our bones?? Oh crap...Busted... >__>;;



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Post by yoshmaster5 » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:13 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QVSDPhKdclY& ... ng%20rants

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:17 pm

Neon Heart wrote:Anyone watch Hell's Kitchen? Gordon Ramsey's a bad a$$
I do, and I'm kinda torn between hating him or joining him in his hate for all the loser chefs. I'd like to win the restaurant and say, "OK, Jean-Phillipe, take this piece of filth out of my restaurant. Never come in here again, you son of a bitch!"
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Post by Neon Heart » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:10 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:
Neon Heart wrote:Anyone watch Hell's Kitchen? Gordon Ramsey's a bad a$$
I do, and I'm kinda torn between hating him or joining him in his hate for all the loser chefs. I'd like to win the restaurant and say, "OK, Jean-Phillipe, take this piece of filth out of my restaurant. Never come in here again, you son of a bitch!"
I used to hate Ramsay. But then, I realized most of the people who try to be chef's on that show are idiots.
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:58 am

yoshmaster5 wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=QVSDPhKdclY& ... ng%20rants

Yet another Coupling/Rant/insanity scene. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by peachvampiress » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:38 am

I like Gordon Ramsey. It's nice to see someone yelling at idiots and not sugarcoating what he says. And he does complement them at times.

Sarah seriously needs to die though. I hate her so much.

The best thing about Hell's Kitchen is getting the repeats on the food network up here in Canada because then it's all unbleeped. Ramsey actually has another show on that channel where he helps people save their failing resturants (he swears just as much, although he doesn't yell a lot).
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Post by Mad Hatteress Belial » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:43 am

And now it's time for... The Wheel of Morality!

Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn.

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Post by Musashi » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:04 pm

xDD!!

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Post by Neon Heart » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:35 pm

Behold...The John F. Kennedy Paddle!


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Post by Chibisteven » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:08 pm

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:45 pm

I prefer the Wheel of Destiny.
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Post by Neon Heart » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:48 pm

Wheel of Fortune? >.>
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Post by the*blue*girl » Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:04 pm

wheel of randomness :D

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:08 pm

I do not care for Wheel of Fortune. Pat Sajak seems to be playing it too dumb for me. The shame of it is, I've seen him in non-WoF situations, and he's actually a brilliant and capable host. (He subbed in for Larry King one week and was wonderful) But not on Wheel.
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The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
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Post by Panda » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:03 pm

I like guessing the words on Wheel of Fortune... I never actually get them though...

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Post by Musashi » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:19 pm

From Wikipedia... xDDD

>>>Yankovic has put two backwards messages into his songs: the first, in "Nature Trail to Hell", said "Satan Eats Cheez Whiz"; the second, in "I Remember Larry", said "Wow, you must have an awful lot of free time on your hands."
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Post by kingofgames » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:48 pm

Neon Heart wrote:Yeah, man. Crack is the best.....Oh, cracking our bones?? Oh crap...Busted... >__>;;



Anyone watch Hell's Kitchen? Gordon Ramsey's a bad a$$
That show is painful, and I cant help but watch it
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