Yay!Tiff wrote:*POWER HUNGRY*
PERMANENT BANS FOR ALL!!
*FINAL BOSS* RAWWWR.
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*flees*
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Isn't there a saying that goes something like "waiting for the other shoe to drop"? I remember reading about MJF having that feeling in his autobiography or something. Eh my memory is screwy.NameGoesHere wrote:Now I only have one shoe...
Damn you, fate. DAMN YOU!
*jumps off of a phone book* GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!



Mmmm. Whip action.Chibisteven wrote:When I rule the world... You'll all be my slaves. *cracks whip* Mahahahahahahahahaha!





And I prefer to tie other people up.peachvampiress wrote:I personally prefer to be tied up.
The Man indeed. Dan The Man.NameGoesHere wrote:*is silenced by The Man*

Now that you know the truth... We'll have to selience you.NameGoesHere wrote:I have discovered the truth! [convenient lightning flash goes here]
There is a more sinister side to this happy place called SMU. Under the surface lies death. Forty-six deaths, to be exact! That is how many ghost topics have gone unaccounted for. Topics that have been murdered in the shadows and dumped into the shadowy waters of death-y shadow doom.
"OMFG, BITCH PLZ! *snapsnapsnap*" You say?
Well, I have proof. Notice the forum index, in all it's sparkly glory. You see a column of total posts per section, no? Of course you do! Now, what if I were to tell you that those magical columns were wrong, untrue... fallacious even?
"LIES!"
Hear me out! Four entire sections have been plastered with erroneous information! Member Bulletin Board, Other, Sailor Moon, and Off Topic... otherwise known as the Axis of Evol!
"OH NOES!"
Oh noes indeed, my friend. Oh noes indeed. All sections in the Axis of Evol claim to have more posts on the index page than they really do. Posts that cannot be accounted for by leaving out the total 132 locked topics, or by miscounts on the other sections. The other sections do not misrepresent! I've counted it myself! Only the Axis of Evol feeds us these lies!
But why? Why do they lie to us? To cover up the murders, of course! They have killed forty-six innocent little topics, and they feed us the lie so we wont notice.
"THE CADS!"
Quite so. I bring you the truth so that you may protect yourselves, and perhaps even rise up against this sinister plot! We cannot let such crimes go unpunished! We--
*is silenced by The Man*