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Post by Butterscotch » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:31 pm

Tiff wrote:*POWER HUNGRY*

PERMANENT BANS FOR ALL!!

*FINAL BOSS* RAWWWR.
Yay!

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Post by NameGoesHere » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:43 pm

Tiff wrote:*POWER HUNGRY*

PERMANENT BANS FOR ALL!!

*FINAL BOSS* RAWWWR.
Oh no you didn't! *throws shoe* =O
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Post by peachvampiress » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:45 pm

Come on everyone, ANARCHY!
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Post by Tiff » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:49 pm

*Eats shoe* Mm. Leathery.

HAH. I OWNZ0R J00R SOUUUULLZZ.

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Post by Ni-ban Neko » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:50 pm

WHITE MAGE BONKY HAMMER ATTACK!

*bonk* *bonk* *bonk*
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Post by Butterscotch » Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:51 pm

peachvampiress wrote:Come on everyone, ANARCHY!
Yay! Anarchy! :D

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Post by NameGoesHere » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:15 am

Now I only have one shoe...

Damn you, fate. DAMN YOU!

*jumps off of a phone book* GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!
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Post by Jonathan » Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:51 am

Smile for me Nelly
What u lookin at?
I wanna see your Grillz
You wanna see my what??
Yo, your grillz
yo, yo grillz
Rob the jewelry store
Tell em make me a grill

And the whole top diamond
and the bottom row's gold!
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Post by Blackat » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:25 am

NameGoesHere wrote:Now I only have one shoe...

Damn you, fate. DAMN YOU!

*jumps off of a phone book* GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!
Isn't there a saying that goes something like "waiting for the other shoe to drop"? I remember reading about MJF having that feeling in his autobiography or something. Eh my memory is screwy.

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Post by Starscream » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:46 am

Fmeh.

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:43 pm

... *turns inot shadow and flies off*
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Post by Chibisteven » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:57 pm

When I rule the world... You'll all be my slaves. *cracks whip* Mahahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:

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Post by Sylphiel » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:11 pm

Chibisteven wrote:When I rule the world... You'll all be my slaves. *cracks whip* Mahahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:
Mmmm. Whip action.
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Post by peachvampiress » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:35 pm

I personally prefer to be tied up.

And then see how long it takes to get out like an escape artist ^________^
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Post by Neon Heart » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:44 am

I have a pet rat, named Franky Puff. :3


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Post by yoshmaster5 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:23 pm

:shock:

...

*huggles my kitt cat, and runs* IT'S ROME ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!
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Post by Chibisteven » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:20 pm

Ever wonder how sine waves at 16,000 Hz actually sound like. Well you might want to turn your speakers up as high as they can go. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

http://home.sailormoon.com/sonicgames10/PAIN.wav

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Post by NameGoesHere » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:28 pm

I have discovered the truth! [convenient lightning flash goes here]

There is a more sinister side to this happy place called SMU. Under the surface lies death. Forty-six deaths, to be exact! That is how many ghost topics have gone unaccounted for. Topics that have been murdered in the shadows and dumped into the shadowy waters of death-y shadow doom.

"OMFG, BITCH PLZ! *snapsnapsnap*" You say?

Well, I have proof. Notice the forum index, in all it's sparkly glory. You see a column of total posts per section, no? Of course you do! Now, what if I were to tell you that those magical columns were wrong, untrue... fallacious even?

"LIES!"

Hear me out! Four entire sections have been plastered with erroneous information! Member Bulletin Board, Other, Sailor Moon, and Off Topic... otherwise known as the Axis of Evol!

"OH NOES!"

Oh noes indeed, my friend. Oh noes indeed. All sections in the Axis of Evol claim to have more posts on the index page than they really do. Posts that cannot be accounted for by leaving out the total 132 locked topics, or by miscounts on the other sections. The other sections do not misrepresent! I've counted it myself! Only the Axis of Evol feeds us these lies!

But why? Why do they lie to us? To cover up the murders, of course! They have killed forty-six innocent little topics, and they feed us the lie so we wont notice.

"THE CADS!"

Quite so. I bring you the truth so that you may protect yourselves, and perhaps even rise up against this sinister plot! We cannot let such crimes go unpunished! We--
*is silenced by The Man*
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Post by Sylphiel » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:14 pm

peachvampiress wrote:I personally prefer to be tied up.
And I prefer to tie other people up.
NameGoesHere wrote:*is silenced by The Man*
The Man indeed. Dan The Man. :P
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Post by Chibisteven » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:15 pm

NameGoesHere wrote:I have discovered the truth! [convenient lightning flash goes here]

There is a more sinister side to this happy place called SMU. Under the surface lies death. Forty-six deaths, to be exact! That is how many ghost topics have gone unaccounted for. Topics that have been murdered in the shadows and dumped into the shadowy waters of death-y shadow doom.

"OMFG, BITCH PLZ! *snapsnapsnap*" You say?

Well, I have proof. Notice the forum index, in all it's sparkly glory. You see a column of total posts per section, no? Of course you do! Now, what if I were to tell you that those magical columns were wrong, untrue... fallacious even?

"LIES!"

Hear me out! Four entire sections have been plastered with erroneous information! Member Bulletin Board, Other, Sailor Moon, and Off Topic... otherwise known as the Axis of Evol!

"OH NOES!"

Oh noes indeed, my friend. Oh noes indeed. All sections in the Axis of Evol claim to have more posts on the index page than they really do. Posts that cannot be accounted for by leaving out the total 132 locked topics, or by miscounts on the other sections. The other sections do not misrepresent! I've counted it myself! Only the Axis of Evol feeds us these lies!

But why? Why do they lie to us? To cover up the murders, of course! They have killed forty-six innocent little topics, and they feed us the lie so we wont notice.

"THE CADS!"

Quite so. I bring you the truth so that you may protect yourselves, and perhaps even rise up against this sinister plot! We cannot let such crimes go unpunished! We--
*is silenced by The Man*
Now that you know the truth... We'll have to selience you. :twisted:

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