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Post by Tiff » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:42 pm

SeiUsa wrote:I don't have the link to this one, but my mom was telling me how these fifth graders got in trouble for having sex in the classroom. O___o Did anyone hear about this?
Heh.

Yes, I did.

What's sad is I hear about this all the time. Fourth, Fifth, and sixth graders having sex or doing things very close to sex in the classroom or hallways or corridors or bathrooms. It's sad.

That's why when my 3 or 4 year olds begin to dance in a sexual manner or talk about sexual things (inappropriate things, not general questions), I put a stop to it RIGHT then. If momma and daddy aren't going to teach them, then I sure as hell am.

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Post by peachvampiress » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:08 pm

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Surprised this hasn't been posted:
Keith Rhichards snorted Dad's ashes


That's just...ew.
Apparently he was lieing
The Gimme Shelter guitarist can't believe people took him seriously after he told British music magazine Nme he once snorted his dad Bert's ashes mixed with cocaine.
Well jeez Keith, you've done some pretty messed up things in your suprisingly long life. Snorting daddy's ashes seems reasonable given your background.
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Post by Sailor V » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:55 pm

My God. That was an April Fool's joke? Keith, you idiot! That is insulting towards your dad's memories that you would like about something like that. You TRULY are sick.
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Post by SeiUsa » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:07 am

Ha. That's, like, so funny. Hardy har har. I'm dying right now. srsly. -_-
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Post by Sailor V » Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:35 am

Now his father is DEFINITELY going to haunt him.
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by Neon Heart » Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:59 am

Sailor V wrote:Now his father is DEFINITELY going to haunt him.
I'd laugh, if that were the case.

Keith: OMG WHAT'S THAT NOISE???
Dead dad: It's me, I'm coming to haunt you, now.
Keith: But, why?
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Post by SeiUsa » Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:16 am

Neon Heart wrote:
Sailor V wrote:Now his father is DEFINITELY going to haunt him.
I'd laugh, if that were the case.

Keith: OMG WHAT'S THAT NOISE???
Dead dad: It's me, I'm coming to haunt you, now.
Keith: But, why?
Dead dad: Because you joked about snorting me, you idiot.
But of course, he'll probably be high and think, "Whooaaaa....the coke's, like, talking to me, dude!" :?
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"Zebras can bite."
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Post by Sailor V » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:55 pm

Either way, he would be sent to the mental asylum.
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by Neon Heart » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:24 am

Sailor V wrote:Either way, he should be sent to the mental asylum.
Fixed.
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Post by SeiUsa » Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:33 am

The Facts of the Animal Kingdom:
"Zebras can bite."
"Snakes say sss."
"Lions chase people."
And of course…”Tigers bite you.”
--From Tiffu’s Pre-K students. =D
And one from me...Leopards are gorgeous.

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Post by Butterscotch » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:39 am

Yes. Too Christian. If I remember the bible correctly, the Easter Bunny hid eggs in Jesus's tomb, right?

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Post by Neon Heart » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:01 am

SeiUsa wrote:School Bans Easter Bunny

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a ... 0000000001
It's because the Easter bunny is really a child molester, isn't it?

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Post by Tiff » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:39 am

Eh, not surprised.

I see more and more holiday-related things getting banned.

I'm lucky that this year we could do Easter egg hunts, valentine's day cards, christmas, and halloween.

There's always some INSANE reason, such as "the easter bunny is too religious", or "halloween is about the devil", or "valentine's day makes some kids feel bad becuz omg it's about the cards!" (never mind that teachers make sure EVERY child brings and receives cards).

Soon, the kids won't be able to celebrate anything.

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Post by Neon Heart » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:00 pm

Tiff wrote:Eh, not surprised.

I see more and more holiday-related things getting banned.

I'm lucky that this year we could do Easter egg hunts, valentine's day cards, christmas, and halloween.

There's always some INSANE reason, such as "the easter bunny is too religious", or "halloween is about the devil", or "valentine's day makes some kids feel bad becuz omg it's about the cards!" (never mind that teachers make sure EVERY child brings and receives cards).

Soon, the kids won't be able to celebrate anything.
I remember back in 6th grade, the school had banned Christmas 'celebrations' because they felt they would offend the few Jewish kids that went there.
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Post by Sailor V » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:24 pm

Heh. I'm glad I got to relive all those holidays but I feel bad for the kids that won't.
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by SeiUsa » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:45 pm

Butterscotch wrote:Yes. Too Christian. If I remember the bible correctly, the Easter Bunny hid eggs in Jesus's tomb, right?
XDDDD

By the way, everyone...


HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D


Gee, I hope I didn't offend anyone. ^^;
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"Lions chase people."
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Post by peachvampiress » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:31 pm

SeiUsa
XDDDD

By the way, everyone...


HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D


Gee, I hope I didn't offend anyone. ^^;
As a person suffering from Teh Angst and self diagonsed depression (I think I caught it from some teenagers on myspace) the word Happy offends me. Please remove it or write it as *****. Thank you :P
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Post by Elanorea » Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:25 pm

**** *'* **** ** **** **:
* ***** ***'* **** ** ****** ******, ** *'* ***** ** ****** ****** *******!

>.>

The whole censoring religious holidays reminds me of the Soviet regime. Well, reminds me of the stories I've heard about the Soviet regime, because I didn't live during the Soviet regime, but you get my point.
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Post by Sailor V » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:47 am

SeiUsa wrote:
XDDDD

By the way, everyone...


HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D


Gee, I hope I didn't offend anyone. ^^;
You offended ME! Now I am totally scarred for life!
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by Neon Heart » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:02 pm

Dead rat found in senior citizens mouth.

....Yeah, I have no comment.
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