Sloganize
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- Sexy_Sakura
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Sloganize
Hiya, a friend of mine sent me this link. It's really funny! Just put in your name, and see the different advertising slogans it comes up with! Hours of fun
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Cheers!
Make it a Sexy Sakura night!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Cheers!
Make it a Sexy Sakura night!
This thing amuses me. XD
Wouldn't You Like To Be A Tempest Too?
Wouldn't You Like To Be A Tempest Too?
And really, why shouldn't we be afraid? In case you haven't heard, life is terminal. Cigarettes will kill you. So will your cellphone. Your car is a deadly weapon and alcohol is a quiet killer. Don't lick the lead-based paint on the walls. Don't lick the back of a postage stamp and certainly don't lick any strangers! That will bring you down quickly indeed. Don't drink the water but don't drink less than eight glasses a day. Your enviroment is toxic, your natural resources are dwindling, your days are numbered, but what ever you do, don't panic! The stress, don't you know, will kill you.
-- Jonathon Crane/The Scarecrow Rise of Sin Tzu novel
-- Jonathon Crane/The Scarecrow Rise of Sin Tzu novel
- Butterscotch
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Your flexible Butterscotch
Well, my boyfriend might like that.
Its Butterscotch time.
Indeed it is!
Well, my boyfriend might like that.
Its Butterscotch time.
Indeed it is!

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The Reborn|Mario''s Day Job|Dream About Me
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DeviantArt| Blog|comicspace
Forums
Harvest Moon Archives|Mrs Nesbit''s Disney Board
- ilovethesailorsenshi
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- Slrjoecool
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And All Because The Lady Loves Joe.
I can handle that. ^__~
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You're Never Alone with a Joe.
Stalker nightmare....
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Probably The Best Joe In The World.
You know it! (Probably? Come on!)
I can handle that. ^__~
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You're Never Alone with a Joe.
Stalker nightmare....
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Probably The Best Joe In The World.
You know it! (Probably? Come on!)
~~ Married to my Tiffu on August 4th, 2007 ~~
Flesh may cross the portal,
and seek it’s master Death.
Life may go where Death has trod,
and challenge, like Scheherazade,
he who reigns beneath the sod,
to spare a mortal’s breath.
My Journal: Hope
Web Gallery of Michael’s Pictures
Flesh may cross the portal,
and seek it’s master Death.
Life may go where Death has trod,
and challenge, like Scheherazade,
he who reigns beneath the sod,
to spare a mortal’s breath.
My Journal: Hope
Web Gallery of Michael’s Pictures
- Chibisteven
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- Sexy_Sakura
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- peachvampiress
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Think Once, Think Twice, Think Peachvampiress
Heh heh
A Peachvampiress A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
It's funny 'cause it's true ^_^.
Ask the Man From the Peachvampiress
0__o??? What the fuck?
Heh heh
A Peachvampiress A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
It's funny 'cause it's true ^_^.
Ask the Man From the Peachvampiress
0__o??? What the fuck?
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
- Sexy_Sakura
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The man...from the Peachvampiress. Maybe it's telling you you are with child! mwhaha!peachvampiress wrote:Think Once, Think Twice, Think Peachvampiress
Heh heh
A Peachvampiress A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
It's funny 'cause it's true ^_^.
Ask the Man From the Peachvampiress
0__o??? What the fuck?
- ilovethesailorsenshi
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Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Tiffu from the Oven.
For That Deep Down Body Tiffu.
Come See the Softer Side of Tiffu.
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Wow. The first two are so sexual.
The last one is SO true. See? I'm not a total bitch. =P
For That Deep Down Body Tiffu.
Come See the Softer Side of Tiffu.
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Wow. The first two are so sexual.
The last one is SO true. See? I'm not a total bitch. =P
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
~*Happily married to My Joe since 08/04/07*~
- peachvampiress
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Tiff
That last one sounds like a laundry detergent commercial XDCome See the Softer Side of Tiffu.
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
- ilovethesailorsenshi
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lol it's actually from Sears. *Sings* "COME SEE THE SOFTER SIDE..OF SEARS!"peachvampiress wrote:TiffThat last one sounds like a laundry detergent commercial XDCome See the Softer Side of Tiffu.
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
~*Happily married to My Joe since 08/04/07*~
- yoshmaster5
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Two Hours of Yoshmaster5 in Just Two Calories.
I'M A FOOD!!!!
Yoshmaster5 Tested, Mother Approved.
still. sheesh, when I'm quoting stuff from comedy central, people might want to edge away from me. "Now, when you are deemed by the GERMAN government as alcoholic... THESE are the people who invented Octoberfest. When they say you're alchoholic, mmm... you likey the boozy." Daily Show on Comedy Central. Best News show EVER.
Fast Yoshmaster5 and Good for You.
now I'm just scared.
Yoshmaster5, the Other White Meat.
*thoughts of Fat Bastards's lines in Austin Powers 2* Okay... I'm stopping before this creeps me out.


Yoshmaster5 Tested, Mother Approved.
still. sheesh, when I'm quoting stuff from comedy central, people might want to edge away from me. "Now, when you are deemed by the GERMAN government as alcoholic... THESE are the people who invented Octoberfest. When they say you're alchoholic, mmm... you likey the boozy." Daily Show on Comedy Central. Best News show EVER.
Fast Yoshmaster5 and Good for You.
now I'm just scared.
Yoshmaster5, the Other White Meat.

-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
I tried the site and it's quite fun. There were many that amused me. However, this one nearly made me fall off my chair with laughter.
Nothing sucks like a Jed-kun
I think I'll go put it in my sig now.
Nothing sucks like a Jed-kun
I think I'll go put it in my sig now.
Nothing sucks like a Jed-kun - The "sloganize" web site.
(After Scott shoots Logan through a window)
Beast: What's this all about?
Emma: What do you think? Superpowers, a scintillating wit and the best body money can buy... and I still rate below a corpse. ::storms off in a huff::
- from Astonishing X-men #1
(After Scott shoots Logan through a window)
Beast: What's this all about?
Emma: What do you think? Superpowers, a scintillating wit and the best body money can buy... and I still rate below a corpse. ::storms off in a huff::
- from Astonishing X-men #1
- Pipestrell
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My favorites so far must be
With A Name Like Pipestrell, It Has To Be Good.
and
I Think, Therefore Pipestrell.
With A Name Like Pipestrell, It Has To Be Good.
and
I Think, Therefore Pipestrell.
Rosencrantz: Do you think death could be a boat?
Guildenstern: No; Death is not, it isn’t. Death is the ultimate negative; not being. You can’t not be on a boat.
Rosencrantz: I’ve frequently not been on boats.
Guildenstern: No; what you’ve been, is not on boats.
Guildenstern: No; Death is not, it isn’t. Death is the ultimate negative; not being. You can’t not be on a boat.
Rosencrantz: I’ve frequently not been on boats.
Guildenstern: No; what you’ve been, is not on boats.
Nice site. My favorites were:
Avez-Vous Un Kameko?
Not sure what that means. Anybody?
Make Kameko yours.
Who wouldn't want to? Supply is limited. Get one now before you say Wow! I Could Have Had a Kameko!.
Do You Eat The Kameko Last?
This just made me laugh.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Kameko.
Avez-Vous Un Kameko?
Not sure what that means. Anybody?
Make Kameko yours.
Who wouldn't want to? Supply is limited. Get one now before you say Wow! I Could Have Had a Kameko!.
Do You Eat The Kameko Last?
This just made me laugh.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Kameko.
Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once. Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope. And you''ve got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception.
- Akarui Kibuno
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Mine 
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Akarui Kibuno.
Akarui Kibuno Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
Things Go Better with Akarui Kibuno.
For The Akarui Kibuno You Don't Yet Know.
Wait Till We Get Our Akarui Kibuno On You.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Akarui Kibuno.
Have You Had Your Akarui Kibuno Today?
Lol I kinda like those. XD . Some of them are SO true XD ... (like the ones in italics XD ...)

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Akarui Kibuno.
Akarui Kibuno Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
Things Go Better with Akarui Kibuno.
For The Akarui Kibuno You Don't Yet Know.
Wait Till We Get Our Akarui Kibuno On You.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Akarui Kibuno.
Have You Had Your Akarui Kibuno Today?
Lol I kinda like those. XD . Some of them are SO true XD ... (like the ones in italics XD ...)
My LJ 
Items up for sale on Ebay
Damn. My "free webspace" provider deleted a few of my accounts. Which means my Sailor Moon site is LOST! T_T !

Items up for sale on Ebay
Damn. My "free webspace" provider deleted a few of my accounts. Which means my Sailor Moon site is LOST! T_T !