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Stuff the Senshi would never say

Post by SailorSpace » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:09 pm

A little game I thought I would try out for you guys. Just make up things you'd never expect the senshi to say.


Here's mine:

Ami: I don't wanna study, I wanna hang out with my homies.

Serena: Ice cream sucks, lets go eat some veggies.

Rini: I love you, Usagi!
"Miko Miko Nurse"
Madamada iku yo!!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
namamugi namagome miko miko nurse!!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Kaerue pyoko pyoko miko miko nurse!!
Miko miko nurse! Miko moko nurse!
Sexual violet miko miko nurse!!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Soul train miko miko nurse!!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Anesan rokkaku miko miko nurse!!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Riichi ippatsu miko miko nurse!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Saigo ni mou icchou! HAI!!
Miko miko nurse!!



Oh my god.

That's so incredibly fucked up and so incredibly cute all at the same time.-Tiff-Chan


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Post by usachan » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:43 pm

LOL. Here's a couple
Makoto:Forget about boys! Especially my sempai.
Minako:Sounds good to me

Rei:Usagi is so responsible and studious

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Post by Artemis » Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:28 pm

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My dreams have no limits
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Re: Stuff the Senshi would never say

Post by Tiff » Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:38 pm

SailorSpace wrote:
Rini: I love you, Usagi!
Yeah, it'd be kind of hard for Rini to say ANYTHING to Usagi. ^^;

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by Rivalee » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:39 am

Things I don´t wanna hear from the Sailor Senshi, Luna + Miss Haruna.

Usagi: WAAH!! Mamoru, I hate you! I´ll marry Umino instead.
Makoto: Jay Leno looks like sempai...
Setsuna: Usagi shall not have MY MAN! I´ll change the time so that he´ll be mine!
Chibi-Usa: Helios, I don´t love you anymore. My new lover is that blue teletubby.

Luna: I had enough with you Sailor Brats! You´re so stereotypical, it makes me throwing up hairballs! I quit!
Haruna: Tsukino-san, you´re so intelligent. Can you please take my place as a teacher?
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Post by LadyFlameSniper » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:49 am

Usagi: Hey guys let's study!! Just for fun!!

I'm full.

Haruka: *sigh* that Mamoru is so cute


Rei: *sniff* why do you always have to be so mean, Usagi-chan!?
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Post by Tiff » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:58 am

LadyFlameSniper wrote:
Haruka: *sigh* that Mamoru is so cute
Michiru: BACK OFF, BIYOTCH, HE'S MINE. *LUNGES*

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by isaisa » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:59 am

Ami: Study? Why bother studying? Let's ditch class and go to the arcade!

Usagi: Sweets? EW! Disgusting!!

Rei: Usagi-chan, you're so wise and kind. I wish I could be like you.

Haruka: Michiru, I've found someone else.
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Post by Butterscotch » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:03 am

Luna: Its okay, Usagi. You can blow off defending the world today.

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Post by peachvampiress » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:24 am

Mamoru:"I love you Usagi."

(>_> yeah I know he said it that ONE time)
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Post by Tiff » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:26 am

peachvampiress wrote:Mamoru:"I love you Usagi."

(>_> yeah I know he said it that ONE time)
*SNORT* LMFAO

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by SailorSpace » Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:54 am

Usagi: Luna, Artemis.
Ami: There's something we've wanted to tell you for about a week.
Rei: It effects us greatly.
Mako: But we just wanted you to know...
Minako: We forgot our henshin phrases.
Luna: T_T;;
Artemis: Is that why Tokyo's almost gone now?!?!?!

Tuxedo Kamen: I'm tired of throwing roses, their so sissy. From now on, I'm taking my rifle with me, and I'll just shoot at the enemy.

Pegasus: I'm gonna make Small Lady my bitch. And her cat, too.


I'm SO evil. :twisted:
"Miko Miko Nurse"
Madamada iku yo!!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
namamugi namagome miko miko nurse!!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Kaerue pyoko pyoko miko miko nurse!!
Miko miko nurse! Miko moko nurse!
Sexual violet miko miko nurse!!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Soul train miko miko nurse!!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Anesan rokkaku miko miko nurse!!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Riichi ippatsu miko miko nurse!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
Saigo ni mou icchou! HAI!!
Miko miko nurse!!



Oh my god.

That's so incredibly fucked up and so incredibly cute all at the same time.-Tiff-Chan


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i've got a few

Post by ilovethesailorsenshi » Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:19 am

i don't know if these count... but here:

usagi: hey seiya... let's make a baby

mamoru: usagi, aren't you a little young to be thinking about tuxedo kamen?

chibi-usa: i'm not very ladylike

lol...
... i dunno what to say, i''m sorry


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Post by Rainbow » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:30 pm

Rei: Mars Fire Water Ignite! (shoots burning whiskey at the monster--I'm pretty sure that "fire water" is a slang term for whiskey)

Makoto: Hello, Luna! You're such a cute puppy! (gives Luna a bone)
Luna: I'm not a dog!
Makoto: Yes, you are!
Usagi: Mako-chan, you need your glasses.
Makoto: No I don't! I'm a superhero! I can see fine! (crashes into a wall)

Haruka: Oh great Usagi, teach me how to be less aloof. I hate being the cool, suave one; you're so much better at that than I am!

Michiru: I'm not perfect, you idiots! I'm...EEEEK!! (slips and falls)

Setsuna: AAAAAAAH!!! Taiki-sama, I love you!

Hotaru: I am a goth! Bow to my utter darkness!

Chibi-Usa-sama: Pink Sugar Fart Attack! (farts at the daimon)

Seiya: Um...don't look at me...I'm shy...(blushes)

Yaten: Girls! Look at me! I LOVE YOU!!! (chases all the TL fangirls)

Taiki: OOOOH!!! Romance comet! (kisses a star) OWWWWW!!

Naru: Please take my energy! I'm the Negaverse Battery!

Tuxedo Mask: I have the power of the Tuxedo! Stripper time! (rips off his clothes) Tuxedo Attack! (throws his tuxedo at the monster)

Chibi Chibi: I'm not the Light of Hope! I'm the Light of Despair!

Ami: Minako, thank you for the love letter!
Minako: Yes, why didn’t I see it before!? You make a perfect boy! (splashes water on Ami and she turns into a guy)
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Post by Artemis » Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:07 pm

SailorSpace wrote:Pegasus: I'm gonna make Small Lady my bitch. And her cat, too.
LMFAO :lol:
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I have realized that because I am in love
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Post by RoastedTwinkies » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:14 pm

Ok, I'm gonna give this a try.

Usagi: Come on guys! Let's study together!
Minako: Are you kidding?! And miss out on the Three Lights concert?!
Usagi: Why not?
Ami: But we studied for 4 hours today already! Isn't that enough?
Everyone: Ami-chan! No way!
Rei: Come on Usagi, even Ami wants to see the Three Lights! Hurry, if we don't leave now, we're going to be late!
*Three Lights walk into the room*
Seiya: Odango! What are you doing?
Usagi: I'm trying to tell everyone that studying is important.
Mako: Wait.. aren't you guys supposed to be having a concert this evening?
Three Lights: We cancelled.
Usagi: Now that we don't have plans tonight, let's study!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*

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Post by Tiff » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:32 pm

SailorSpace wrote: Tuxedo Kamen: I'm tired of throwing roses, their so sissy. From now on, I'm taking my rifle with me, and I'll just shoot at the enemy.
I would have so much more respect for Tuxedo Kamen. Seriously.

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by Umino » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:55 pm

Tiff wrote:
LadyFlameSniper wrote: Michiru: BACK OFF, BIYOTCH, HE'S MINE. *LUNGES*
Haruka: Senshi, Plz.


yes, I know. I'm corny.

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Post by peachvampiress » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:33 pm

SailorSpace
Tuxedo Kamen: I'm tired of throwing roses, their so sissy. From now on, I'm taking my rifle with me, and I'll just shoot at the enemy.
That would kick so much ass. A rose canon bazooka. As much as I think it's cute that he throws roses, you just can't take him seriously.
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:37 pm

Haruka: I want to be straight, so I'm getting implants and making my hair grow out. and start wearing female clothes.

Usagi: don't look at me. I'm shy. I need to learn all the world languages.

Ami: I LOVE BLOWING OFF STUDYING! ARCADE TIME!

Makoto: man, I am SO wimpy. I can't even hurt a fly.

Chibiusa: I LOVE YOU USAGI!

Taiki: I'm the most popular starlight! And I love fans! and... SPORTS!

Seiya: everyone hates me. I need to study.

Minako: SCREW VOLLEYBALL!!!

Tuxedo Kamen: THROWING roses? I need a rose LAUNCHER. launches those things with poiso on them from a minigun!
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Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
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