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by Sailorasteroid
Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: WTF?
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Views: 222337

He was a fool. Andy Griffith was the actor. Andy Taylor was the sheriff. He changed to the wrong name. This was a Barney Fife move.
by Sailorasteroid
Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:15 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread
Replies: 4165
Views: 284089

Oh, don't even get me started on the Matrix. Joey Pants was the only character who actually realized that the Matrix was a symbiotic relationship, not a parasitic one. Not to mention the fact that the whole premise fell down when everyone could do superhuman human things, and not just Neo. And why w...
by Sailorasteroid
Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:43 pm
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Topic: Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread
Replies: 4165
Views: 284089

I have deja vu right now. I HATE deja vu. I don't like when things are wrong with my brain. I even had to search to make sure I didn't write this post already.
by Sailorasteroid
Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:41 pm
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Topic: Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread
Replies: 4165
Views: 284089

Stick out your tongue and leave it there. After a minute or so, it'll feel really weird.
by Sailorasteroid
Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:16 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Saddam Hussein sentenced to death
Replies: 45
Views: 8676

The Iraqi PM is saying he hopes to get the hanging done by year's end. His opponents are saying that it would be next year, so there's definitely not going to be a 20-year appeals process. Between the swift justice in Iraq and the Democratic takeover of the US HR, I might be packing for Baghdad soon...
by Sailorasteroid
Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:02 pm
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Topic: Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread
Replies: 4165
Views: 284089

I am the Reference King!

I believe, though cannot prove, that that story covered the longest, non-infinite amount of time in any fiction.
by Sailorasteroid
Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:41 pm
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Topic: Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread
Replies: 4165
Views: 284089

Brown and Serves are better than real sausage. Casing, real or fake, is just ew.

They used to have a honey B&S, but no more. Maple is still good.
by Sailorasteroid
Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:15 pm
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Topic: Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread
Replies: 4165
Views: 284089

Flabby fatless bacon>crispy fatless bacon, but if there's fat then crispy is better. Some people like to make bacon-wrapped scallops. I like to make bacon-wrapped bacon.
by Sailorasteroid
Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Saddam Hussein sentenced to death
Replies: 45
Views: 8676

It's a major problem of the media that nothing ever just happens . There's always runups and recaps. In this case there was the runup to the war and then the invasion and the capture of Bhagdad and the killing of Uday and Qusay and then the capture of Sadaam and his interrogation and pretrial and tr...
by Sailorasteroid
Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:10 pm
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Topic: Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread
Replies: 4165
Views: 284089

Kameko wrote:
Sailor V wrote:I really don't believe in the apocolypse. I'd have to see it (and survive), to actually believe it.
Go ahead and stick your head in the sand but entropy is inevitable. Unless, of course, you know the final question.
There is as yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer.
by Sailorasteroid
Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:05 pm
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Topic: Saddam Hussein sentenced to death
Replies: 45
Views: 8676

Unfortunately, they have an appeals process in Iraq too--they've picked up some of the bad parts of our culture as well. I think the governments have lost sight of what a trial is. It's supposed to be a way to determine facts. We know what the facts are here. It's a matter of public record all the p...
by Sailorasteroid
Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:49 am
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Topic: Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread
Replies: 4165
Views: 284089

Life would be a lot cooler if stuff like that worked.
by Sailorasteroid
Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:32 am
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Topic: Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread
Replies: 4165
Views: 284089

Off Topic: it's 1419 and I still haven't had breakfast. You're either on 24 hour time, or you just invented time travel. =O Maybe he's Hiro. Bending time and space, so it's logical that he may be posting at/from 1419 and still not having had brekkie. He must be Hiro, disguised as Mild-mannered Sail...
by Sailorasteroid
Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:56 am
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Topic: Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread
Replies: 4165
Views: 284089

The former. I like time that is precise. If I had said 2:19, maybe someone in a different time zone might have thought I was talking about early in the morning, in which case the fact that I had not had breakfast would be unremarkable.
by Sailorasteroid
Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:32 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I'm really happy because. . .
Replies: 30
Views: 4886

Panda wrote:Where the hell were you...?


Anway, I'm really happy because I gave up cussing.
OK, that's my laugh for the day! Very Funny.
by Sailorasteroid
Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:43 pm
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Topic: I really get annoyed when...
Replies: 809
Views: 95761

Sailor V wrote:When I have to make recessive bathroom breaks.
As opposed to dominant? I don't get what you mean, unless you mean bathroom breaks during recess.
by Sailorasteroid
Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:48 pm
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Topic: I'm really happy because. . .
Replies: 30
Views: 4886

Because I was able to diagnose and cure a teething problem with my new computer without consulting a manual.
by Sailorasteroid
Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:19 pm
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Topic: Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread
Replies: 4165
Views: 284089

In high school, I was a champion at foosball. I was so good, because I would just remain on offense, with my defenders and goalie as "wickets" and since no one was all that accurate, I would get more shots and hence more goals. Once I left high school and started playing real players who could shoot...
by Sailorasteroid
Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Movies you've seen recently
Replies: 308
Views: 53796

I went to see Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan today. It was very funny, but oh so wrong. It makes fun of Jews (a lot), America, third-world countries, women, gays. . . just about every sensitive group gets skewered in this movie, so much so that yo...
by Sailorasteroid
Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread
Replies: 4165
Views: 284089

Sign of the Apocolypse: I was in a restaurant, and muzak was playing. In the middle of my shrimp scampi, I hear a soft bass and a lilting flute. . . playing Gangsta's Paradise.